>briefly put toilet paper under tap
>white anus with the wet toilet paper
>following this wipe anus with dry toilet paper to dry it off
>have 99% cleaner butthole
Is this weird? My gf said it was.
>briefly put toilet paper under tap. >white anus with the wet toilet paper
Yea I use a bidet. Also your gfs ass probably smells like shit
>spraying water up your ass
gay
I wouldn’t know she sits on my face in jeans bc I have a denim fetish
bidets should be standard
no more brown hue builds up on my underwear skid mark zone
i do this too when i eat a really Hispanicy vindaloo and my butt hole is on fire when pooping
Stfu pajeet no one fucking cares, I can smell you from here
Just get a bidet. It was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. If you’ve got fuck-you money, get one that warms the water and blow dries your ass after you do the post-clean wipe. I left mine at my ex’s, and I really miss it. Fucker was $400
>spit on the paper
>use it to clean my ass
Welcome to the club
I poop once a day.
I shower once a day
my ass is cleaner than all of yours. And if you don't have regular bowelmovements you need to work on your binge eating, fatty.
I shit three times a day. Get on my level
>briefly put toilet paper under tap
>wipe anus
>toilet paper shreds and leaves little pieces on my anus
>shit water squishes out of toilet paper on to my fingers
>wipe with dry toilet paper to dry off
>also shreds with high friction of moist anus leaving even more little pieces behind on my shit water covered anus
Wetting the toilet paper simply just makes things worse. For me it's the bidet or wet wipes.
How fucking roughly do you wipe your ass lmao?
Roughly enough that toilet paper that is meant to disintegrate when wet disintegrates when I get it wet, I guess.
You wipe dry then wet wipe then dry wipe again.
My shits are all zero wipers.
I mean, not that they don't require wiping, I wouldn't know, I don't check to see.
All my shits are messy even if I eat clean. It’s rare that I have a clean one wipe shit
Ever since I stopped eating bread regularly my shits are very clean. Sometimes I don't need to wipe at all.
>Been dry wiping followed by baby wipes forever.
>My sister comes over one day and sees the baby wipes in the bathroom.
>"What's with the butt wipes? Are you having problems down there?"
>LOL no wtf are you talking about?
>Looks at me like Im lying, "whatever..."
Is making an effort to keep your ass clean really that out of the ordinary?
Nah makes sense but just buy wipes so you don't have to use the sink lmao
Ok kinda related. For like 3 weeks even if I wipe my ass once it bleeds. I’m thinking it’s hemorrhoid? Feels a little swollen too
I use these
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HECKIN CITY PLUMBING SYSTEM, NOOO THE PIPERINOS
Not my problem