>bro i tried everything and I still can't gain weig-

>bro i tried everything and I still can't gain weig-

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >135g fat
    kek do they just dump goybean oil in there for the lulz

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Enough sugar for 10 days
    Look at this tell me there is a God.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a God, fatties fuel the furnace.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2600 calories
    >38g protein
    classic goyslop

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the recipe?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone say DIRTY BULK???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bros...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ey bossman, can I get a lil lick of that 235? Tryna get my bulk on ova hea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bros...

      Is this how jeff bezos bulked so fast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would take a while to digest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw eat my Uranium and never have to eat, (apart from multivitamin etc), again
        >Body can enter maximum metabolic burn 24/7 and never risk running out of juice
        I will become NUCLEAR GIGAbro

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck does one struggle to gain weight? It makes no sense to me. Eat as you please and sure enough you will get heavier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda hard when you don't eat goyslop and try to do some cardio honestly. Not nearly impossible but you somewhat have to struggle.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what would happen if you gave one of these to a 17th century pilgrim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably act like a crackhead for a bit then die when the sugar crash hits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he would thank you for the filling meal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He'd try it and then tell you that you'll go to hell for gluttony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They'd take a sip and immediately spit it out calling it sickly sweet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stopped drinking soda and taking sugar in our tea years ago. Anytime we make deserts from cookbooks or seen on the internet, we have to cut the sugar down by 70% or its disgustingly sweet. Why are people like this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chasing the dragon. When sugar is in everything from bread to medicines, you have to go that much farther in your desserts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Heresies Special Dark came about when they tried to make a move in to Europe. Their chocolate was rejected because it was way to sweet. So they made Special dark with half as much sugar. Even special dark is a bit on the sweet side to me.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a fat piggy girl chugging that then letting out a large belch and moaning in ecstasy as she rubs her belly.

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