Bros....does it actually work?

Bros....does it actually work?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real blackpill is that Cristiano Ronaldo has it all and is still not satisfied

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We must all escape samsara

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have been warning that true fulfillment can't be found in materialistic possession and desire for thousands of years by now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The allure of materialism never dies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he married a whore he will never have peace.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do lads fall for the whore trap? Worst ex I ever had was a French girl who was half Hungarian and half French. She would do anything but also was also insane. She had drugged me, always started fights, would often have dreams that I was cheating on her and start physically trying to fight me. She wasn't interested in money though but I imagine if I would have married her my life would be hell.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do lads fall for the whore trap?
          There’s girls who look normal but are on the complete opposite of the whore trap and refuse to have sex

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Knew a lad who was married to a normal woman who stopped having sex with him and started getting violent with no makeup sex at all. A bit of a gamble when picking the misses.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cristiano.literally raped a woman when he was in Vegas when he was young, he obviously doesn't think straight and doesn't have much impulse control. All it took for.him to marry the girl is an ass and some plastic tits.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source :

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he was on trial for it and got out because the womans lawyer fucked it up

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this was news for some weeks but the media covered it up fast, Cristiano literally admitted doing it in an audio. But then a week later she removed the charges and the cops said the proofs "disappeared" from their office. Also it was in Vegas and he lived in Spain at the time so they couldn't do anything about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense now that some male "celebrities" stick with their high-school sweethearts or women who aren't extremely attractive: they are much better people, mothers, wives, and much more loving.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but this sometimes can backfire too.
          Like Messi got with his teenage sweetheart but she only accepted him after he became a legend in Barcelona and the words spoken is that she was passed around in Argentina by a lot of of guys (but this is gossip so possibly not true).
          Also there's a guy here in Brazil named Paulo Muzy who is a doctor and bodybuilder, basically looks like a fucking ubermensch and is ripped and a millionaire and got with his teen love too, but only after he became a doctor and she came with a child of other man lmao.
          Many such cases!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only after they became famous
            Well, there's your problem. You've got to stick with the one who loves you when you're fucking broke.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Muzy is an actual sad one.
            He LOVES that woman. Like, real worship kinda love.
            Of course, he fucked a lot of other bitches too but she was always the one in his mind.
            True oneitis.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but only after he became a doctor and she came with a child of other man lmao.
            You really can't lift away a beta mindset. More guys really need to get better at picking better women, like we all laugh about how girls go with obvious bad boys that will nut and run but dudes will often lay down with the most obvious duplicitous snake just because her ass looks fat in leggings.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are doctors treated like gods in Brazil anyways? You brazucas always come to study medicine here in Argentina but it's a long career with an average pay and terrible work hours. I don't get it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She wasn't a slut but had a long-term serious relationship with some dude.. Could you marry a girl who has had all her serious firsts with another guy before you?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              didn't that guy died in a car crash BEFORE going with messi?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Paulo Muzy
            This man is like beta/10. All muscle, money and everything in the world cant change your personality.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm. Still with my highschool sweetheart 9 years later. She used to be a solid 9, one of the most beautiful girls ive ever seen. Now shes a 7. Still sticking with her because she'd be an amazing mother

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ronaldo has it all
      maybe if you're a pajeet or a sandmoron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plus, I bet those grapes don’t even taste good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer to be rich and unsatisfied than whatever thing I'm right now, I'm barely hovering over the poverty line, the only thing in my mind 24/7 is making ends meet, I'm fucking tired of this shit (I live in argentina btw)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just use your white privilege to get ahead in life, retard.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this shit...?
    Anyways, injecting shit in your dick will make it so that it can't really get fully 100% hard anymore. Apart from that, the veins will be invisible where the fat is injected. Your dick looks weird after injection.
    Ronaldo just become peak retard if this is true

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it also decrease sensitivity?
      I think he need a hug bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >become

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's clickbaiy designed to track you

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penaldobros...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why being famous as a man only serves to your destruction if you’re not getting rich from it. You could be hung loose 23 hours a day, but if you get one snapshot where it’s turtled up from physical activity/weather, then that’s all you’re known for from then on out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that’s all you’re known for from then on out.
        Americans shouldnt discuss anything related to football, save yourself the embarrasement of saying some stupid shit like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's all you're known for from then on out
        That's Messi, ameritard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's impressed dummy, it's not a small pp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pissi cuckitini

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pissi cuckitini
        >penaldo
        Football "banter"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did you expect from a turdworld sport?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is this cunt saying with her pixar expression? This millionaire just ran 10 miles and his peepee is not 8 inches soft?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf. How small was he before if they increased his size to 2.5cm???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lrn2Read

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hate to do it but /r/woosh here bruv

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was only pretending to be retarded hehe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok then.
            Move along, people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rope

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            embarassing..

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male member
    Thought member exclusively refers to dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's never had a female member in his mouth

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm pretty sure injecting litteral bacteria super toxins will kill your dick
    try it out op

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AbsoTSUlutely.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I inject something into my dick to grow my foreskin back? I already have a big dick nearly 8 inches.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > to grow my foreskin back?
      It's time to let go bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to grow my foreskin back
      circumcised guys like this will never not be funny to me; you have no idea what having one would be like so all of your feelings regarding this are just imagining what it would've been like without having any actual experience to base these fantasies of a "whole dick" on lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like saying that money doesn't bring happiness when you got a lot of money
        You still need to chase the goal, then reach the goal, then be satisfied, but realize that it's not the answer to all your problems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foregen is going to human clinical trials in april 2023, the study in Italy will run for a year, and a year after that the results will be publicly available. So by 2025 you should have a solid answer, anon.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >richest / most talented footballer on the planet
    >Misses needs his ballocks bigger

    Sad really, unless you're having a go at a little Asian you can't do nothing about a giant vagina. Lads, big pussy is ruining sex for lads like Renaldo.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are all of you fucking retarded? botox is a relaxant, it's the thing people get injected onto their face to get rid of wrinkles. tell me how botox would cause penile enlargement?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrinkles are caused by tense skin
      Botox gets rid of wrinkles by causing swelling....

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it doesn't you fucking retard, botox stops muscles from firing. why would you vomit bullshit from your mouth so confidently? do you think you're a smart person? that you're capable of simply intuiting everything? have a nice day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure they inject a hyaluronic acid solution

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2.5 cm increase
    Do you think his wife made him do it, IST? With all he has, was she still not satisfied?
    >this kills the dickletbros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fake news.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    messi would never

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loses a son
    >drags his team from 2nd place to europa league
    >chimps out and wants out
    >gets passed around like a whore by his agent
    >gets rejected by everyone
    >fills his penis with botox
    Cristinasisters..... what is going on?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cristiano Bognaldo, can't wait to see him in his 40s 50s , he's gonna be a bogged beyond belief.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 inch girth is insane if its safe

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all don't know adrenaline until your about to pin shit into your dick. I know, I've done it. Yes it works and no I won't tell you what substance because I don't want any more competition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you're American without telling me you're American
        Dunno how you can justify yourself since you're from any state outside of the south

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      Stopped reading there

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck? Botox doesn’t add size. How fucking stupid are people? They inject fat or some shit not fucking botox

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    role model bros... I don't feel so good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the points from the image still stand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ronaldo is obsessed to the level of unhealthiness not in the literal sense but the figurative. i wouldn't recommend him as a role model to anyone, even though he is a nice guy and a good figurehead. he's practically autistic.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >according to reports
    I don't even like ronaldo but if you still believe the media you are retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.. I think this is a gnomish trick to get guys to inject botox in their dick so their dick stops working and they desteoy their confidence and kill themselves.. the garden gnome never sleeps lads, do not trust anything the media garden gnomes spew out

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >according to reports
    I'm sorry, what reports?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt he’s doing any work below the waist that could jeopardize his career.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >according to reports

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