Bros... I jsaw the perfect pair of fake tits in my gym's sauna two hours ago and I'm going crazy.

Bros... I jsaw the perfect pair of fake tits in my gym's sauna two hours ago and I'm going crazy. I'm engaged, getting married next year but all I can think about is plunging my face in those masterfully sculpted breasts. How do I fight the urge to try find her again same time next week and chat her up. And she had a beautiful hint of abs. Good lord. And she sat right in my field of view and I oggled as good as I could. I don't want my gf's saggy natural tits I want surgical perfection ah damn

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ouch Bro thats tough

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1-5 minutes
    Why yes I love shitting my guts out with salmonella

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can only get salmonella from the unwashed shell gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        luckily the rest of the egg doesnt touch the shell, am i right? 😀

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that means that in regards to salmonella there is no difference between hard and soft boiled, because even with soft boiled eggs, the shell has been boiled for a couple of minutes, killing the bacteria?

        If this is true then why do the nutritional guidelines for babies tell us that soft boiled eggs are unsafe for babies because of the risk of salmonella? They ((they)) lying to us again...?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of third world shithole do you live where salmonella survives 5 minutes from hot start
      if salmonella is evolving to survive boiling water, then this is a worldwide health catastrophe
      that said, hard boiled is garbage because you destroyed all nutrients of yolk by overcooking it, anyone with a functional brain goes 5min soft boiled
      tl;dr you are retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is correct, well said. Even typhoid doesn't survive boiling water, and it's pretty much the worst kind of salmonella.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in what kind of shithole do you live if your chickens aren't vaccinated against salmonella

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally no farmer in America vaccinates their chickens against salmonella retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize that salmonella is essentially just a lie? The chances of a chicken having salmonella are comparable to encountering a human on the streets that has ebola. There are literally millions of people over the entire world who eat soft boiled or even raw eggs every day, and the cases of salmonella are practically non-existent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      American moment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >contains 0% fruit juice
        kek, why bother putting that on?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat raw eggs because i like them and have never gotten sick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I eat raw eggs because like all keto-gays I want the total destruction of Israel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salmonella is found
      OUTSIDE
      the egg.

      It's on UNPASTEURIZED, UNWASHED, SHELLS of eggs.

      Not inside.
      You're a moron.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just flick your little bean until you do a cummy cum and you'll feel all better big guy

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i prevent the egz from cracking if i put them into hot water to start?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salt fuckwit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how much?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a big temperature shift can crack the shells. So you should take them out of the fridge until they're room temp and then into boiling water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long does that take, eggspert?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think 30min is fine probably

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So you should take them out of the fridge
        I hate americans so goddamn much.
        If you didn't chemically strip the natural protective coating on the eggshell, they wouldn't need to go into the refrigerator.
        If you're not American, then 99% chance your eggs are fine to be left out of the fridge.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu with your gay story, redpill me on hot starts

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uni sex sauna..wtf what country?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhere based
      Did you know that before Amerigay christloser prudence Japan had mixed bathing at onsens?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every European country as far as I know. It's not a sexual thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not a sexual thing
        Judging by OP it clearly is. And I don't see how seeing a naked woman can ever be non sexual.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          uni sex sauna..wtf what country?

          what kind of islamic al queda shit hole are you from

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try to think of it this way. If a girl walks on the streets in a tight dress, there is also always going to be that 1 incel that obsesses over her looks. Does that mean the streets are a sexual place where men and women should be separated?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you guys are not shitting me I'm actually mirin on an extreme level. Lead the way euros. Hopefully my shithole can progress to that stage

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mashallah brother now you seem to understand, yes that is why females should completely cover themselves in all public places

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"it's not a sexual thing"
        >OP is literally the panting awooga cat with his tongue rolling on the floor as he ogles a pair of godly luscious melons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Naked sweaty women who are all flushed from the heat
        >Not sexual
        I would be fucking rock solid in there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every country except from the USA and radical Islamic countries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All first-world countries.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel for you bro
    My ex had the most perfect tits I've ever seen outside of porn, natural ones too, and I doubt I'll ever see better as long as I live
    Life is suffering
    At least I got to fuck her a few hundred times

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate men

    Do your fiancé a favor and leave before she books a caterer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am genuinely seeking advice. I want to be a good partner to my fiancé but I can't get those perfect tits out of my head and those perfect brown nipples, the cherry on top, evenly thick, the perfect length. Good lord. How do married men do it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men are biologically designed to want to fuck all women that are fertile and somewhat healthy looking. This is the strongest instinct you have as a man, and it will never go away. Settling for a monogamous relationship means that you have control (or suppress) your strongest biological instinct for the rest of your life. There is no way around it. There is no magical fix. There is only acceptance and learning to control yourself.

        Or.., there is asking yourself the question if suppressing your strongest biological instinct, for the rest of your life, for the sake of conforming to the modern feminine mindset driven society, is really what you want to do. But you are going to be considered an outcast, toxic and selfish.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what can you do then, anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And what you mean by "chosing the alternative" is lying and cheating, men would never own up to it because just like women, they don't want to end up alone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just leave her already. You won’t make it in marriage and she deserves someone better. Horndog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being attracted to other women is perfectly normal but having almost no control over yourself is actually quite pathetic. The way you talk about your gf's breasts is disgusting, show your future wife some respect

  9. 2 months ago
    sage

    It's not going to get easier bro. What I did is train myself to see all women other than my wife as disgusting. They don't even register to me anymore. Married 7 years here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had zero problems as well, bro, since I love my girl lots and she is smoking hot. But those tits today. You know, when something is perfect it's just a different feeling, like a higher power telling me to squeeze and suck on them because the two of us were made for each other

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have Zero problems buuuuuuuttttttttt
        Stop being apushy. You either have self control or you don't. What you allow is what you'll do. If you're really that tempted, stop looking

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me want suck le boobies aheuehuhue
    Grow up bro

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this picture suggesting eggs peel better when started in hot water? Have always cold started by might take the hotstart pill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they peel best when you soak them in cold water for around 10 minutes after cooking

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