Bros... I jsaw the perfect pair of fake breasts in my gym's sauna two hours ago and I'm going crazy. I'm engaged, getting married next year but all I can think about is plunging my face in those masterfully sculpted breasts. How do I fight the urge to try find her again same time next week and chat her up. And she had a beautiful hint of abs. Good lord. And she sat right in my field of view and I oggled as good as I could. I don't want my gf's saggy natural breasts I want surgical perfection ah damn
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Ouch Bro thats tough
>1-5 minutes
Why yes I love shitting my guts out with salmonella
You can only get salmonella from the unwashed shell homosexual
luckily the rest of the egg doesnt touch the shell, am i right? 😀
moron
So that means that in regards to salmonella there is no difference between hard and soft boiled, because even with soft boiled eggs, the shell has been boiled for a couple of minutes, killing the bacteria?
If this is true then why do the nutritional guidelines for babies tell us that soft boiled eggs are unsafe for babies because of the risk of salmonella? They ((they)) lying to us again...?
what kind of third world shithole do you live where salmonella survives 5 minutes from hot start
if salmonella is evolving to survive boiling water, then this is a worldwide health catastrophe
that said, hard boiled is garbage because you destroyed all nutrients of yolk by overcooking it, anyone with a functional brain goes 5min soft boiled
tl;dr you are moronic
this is correct, well said. Even typhoid doesn't survive boiling water, and it's pretty much the worst kind of salmonella.
in what kind of shithole do you live if your chickens aren't vaccinated against salmonella
literally no farmer in America vaccinates their chickens against salmonella moron
Do you realize that salmonella is essentially just a lie? The chances of a chicken having salmonella are comparable to encountering a human on the streets that has ebola. There are literally millions of people over the entire world who eat soft boiled or even raw eggs every day, and the cases of salmonella are practically non-existent.
American moment
>contains 0% fruit juice
kek, why bother putting that on?
I eat raw eggs because i like them and have never gotten sick.
I eat raw eggs because like all keto-homosexuals I want the total destruction of Israel
Salmonella is found
OUTSIDE
the egg.
It's on UNPASTEURIZED, UNWASHED, SHELLS of eggs.
Not inside.
You're a moron.
Just flick your little bean until you do a cummy cum and you'll feel all better big guy
how do i prevent the egz from cracking if i put them into hot water to start?
salt frickwit
how much?
I think a big temperature shift can crack the shells. So you should take them out of the fridge until they're room temp and then into boiling water
how long does that take, eggspert?
I think 30min is fine probably
>So you should take them out of the fridge
I hate americans so goddamn much.
If you didn't chemically strip the natural protective coating on the eggshell, they wouldn't need to go into the refrigerator.
If you're not American, then 99% chance your eggs are fine to be left out of the fridge.
Stfu with your gay story, redpill me on hot starts
uni sex sauna..wtf what country?
Somewhere based
Did you know that before Amerihomosexual christloser prudence Japan had mixed bathing at onsens?
Every European country as far as I know. It's not a sexual thing.
>It's not a sexual thing
Judging by OP it clearly is. And I don't see how seeing a naked woman can ever be non sexual.
what kind of islamic al queda shit hole are you from
Try to think of it this way. If a girl walks on the streets in a tight dress, there is also always going to be that 1 incel that obsesses over her looks. Does that mean the streets are a sexual place where men and women should be separated?
If you guys are not shitting me I'm actually mirin on an extreme level. Lead the way euros. Hopefully my shithole can progress to that stage
Mashallah brother now you seem to understand, yes that is why females should completely cover themselves in all public places
>"it's not a sexual thing"
>OP is literally the panting awooga cat with his tongue rolling on the floor as he ogles a pair of godly luscious melons
>Naked sweaty women who are all flushed from the heat
>Not sexual
I would be fricking rock solid in there
Every country except from the USA and radical Islamic countries.
All first-world countries.
I feel for you bro
My ex had the most perfect breasts I've ever seen outside of porn, natural ones too, and I doubt I'll ever see better as long as I live
Life is suffering
At least I got to frick her a few hundred times
I hate men
Do your fiancé a favor and leave before she books a caterer
I am genuinely seeking advice. I want to be a good partner to my fiancé but I can't get those perfect breasts out of my head and those perfect brown nipples, the cherry on top, evenly thick, the perfect length. Good lord. How do married men do it
Men are biologically designed to want to frick all women that are fertile and somewhat healthy looking. This is the strongest instinct you have as a man, and it will never go away. Settling for a monogamous relationship means that you have control (or suppress) your strongest biological instinct for the rest of your life. There is no way around it. There is no magical fix. There is only acceptance and learning to control yourself.
Or.., there is asking yourself the question if suppressing your strongest biological instinct, for the rest of your life, for the sake of conforming to the modern feminine mindset driven society, is really what you want to do. But you are going to be considered an outcast, toxic and selfish.
what can you do then, anon?
And what you mean by "chosing the alternative" is lying and cheating, men would never own up to it because just like women, they don't want to end up alone.
Just leave her already. You won’t make it in marriage and she deserves someone better. Horndog
Being attracted to other women is perfectly normal but having almost no control over yourself is actually quite pathetic. The way you talk about your gf's breasts is disgusting, show your future wife some respect
It's not going to get easier bro. What I did is train myself to see all women other than my wife as disgusting. They don't even register to me anymore. Married 7 years here
I had zero problems as well, bro, since I love my girl lots and she is smoking hot. But those breasts today. You know, when something is perfect it's just a different feeling, like a higher power telling me to squeeze and suck on them because the two of us were made for each other
>I have Zero problems buuuuuuuttttttttt
Stop being apushy. You either have self control or you don't. What you allow is what you'll do. If you're really that tempted, stop looking
>me want suck le boobies aheuehuhue
Grow up homie
Is this picture suggesting eggs peel better when started in hot water? Have always cold started by might take the hotstart pill.
they peel best when you soak them in cold water for around 10 minutes after cooking