Bros, I love vegetables but pic rel is really disgusting to consume. How do I make it edible?

Bros, I love vegetables but pic rel is really disgusting to consume. How do I make it edible?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry it, or season it with moderate Hispanice.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shouldn't look like that after cooking. You've overcooked it to fuck and turned it to mush. Try blanching it for a couple of minutes instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As the others said learn how to cook it properly, if you still don't like it then switch to some other vegetable. It's not like it's mandatory to eat every single one of them

      how the fuck does that look mushy to you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pic of raw broccoli
      Kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro that's raw broccoli

        It shouldn't look like that after cooking. You've overcooked it to fuck and turned it to mush. Try blanching it for a couple of minutes instead

        my sides

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro that's raw broccoli

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it tastes nutty when done right. cook it so its soft but still crunchy. put oil and salt on it. I have no idea the quality of the broccoli you get, maybe its shit.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    olive oil on top, black pepper and salt. 20-22 minutes at 200 degrees in oven

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is right. It will not only be edible, but delicious.
      Captcha: k g00d 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. roast that shit. if you want, toss a dijon, olive oil, and lemon vinaigrette on it after cooking

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    put salt and butter on it

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Olive oil with freshly squeezed lemon or orange and salt and pepper.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry very very lightly in garlic and a but of olive oil (basically until it softens a little and it turns bright green) then eat it with humus. I'm not a moron, I eat almost anything without pussying about it, but raw plain broccoli is just nasty. I can't even swallow that shit properly, it's like rubber.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you need to season your food then it isn't your natural diet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      define a 'natural diet' for me there bud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The diet humans are designed to eat
        Eg. Ruminants are designed to eat grass
        Eg. Your mother is designed to eat my penis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By that logic, fruit is the only natural food.
      I don't disagree, I eat entire kilos of fruit a day, it's the only thing I can and will eat raw and straight without any sort of preparation and cope seasoning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, fruit is very good for you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fruit and meat, the abundance diet.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maggi Gravy OP.
    Truly the fucking best gravy.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    try this. to make it more IST substitute pasta with lentil flour pasta or whole wheat pasta and sausage for lean ground meat

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam it, salt liberally.
    Salt makes them fucking delicious.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like it just don't eat it. There is nothing special about broccoli that forces you to eat it. Just eat the stuff you like instead. Forcing yourself to do shit you hate is the fastest way of not making it.
    But if you insist I tolerate it the best when enjoyed with a rare steak and some red wine. Gently fry it in the fats after you remove the steaks from the pan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread/
      There are a shit ton of veggies you can eat instead

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roast them with some garlic and some seed oil (don't forget to add microplastic in it)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't forget to add microplastic in it
      Based and embracing the inevitable pilled.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    broccoli is one of the better tasting vegetables without any condiments, wtf are you anons talking about

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cover it with a mix of olive oil and butter and some seasoning and roast it in the oven

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My local Mexican food restaurant puts broccoli in with their fajitas. Fajita seasoning on broccoli is surprisingly good.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it gay.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blanched broccoli with absolutely nothing else on it
    delicious. only acceptable addition is an Asian sauce

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black pepper and himalayan salt.

    Or stop being a fucking child

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cook chicken in pan
    >remove cooked chicken
    >add broccoli to chicken drippings in pan
    >garlic, black pepper, olive oil, soi sauce, a dash of frank's red hot
    >pull apart the chicken
    >serve with white rice
    optional:
    >add the pulled chicken and rice back to the pan and mix in a little general tso's sauce
    >remove mix from pan and plate it
    >fry up 3-5 duck eggs in the pan
    >lay it on top of the fried rice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >optional

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    vinegar moron

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam them for 5 minutes and sprinkle some salt to get that sweet-salty delicious taste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer. But steam for longer if you buy frozen.

  25. 2 months ago
    fatty-bo0m-batty

    Steam it for five minutes, then dowse it in balsamic vinaigrette and salt

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