Bros, I love vegetables but pic rel is really disgusting to consume. How do I make it edible?
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Fry it, or season it with moderate spice.
It shouldn't look like that after cooking. You've overcooked it to frick and turned it to mush. Try blanching it for a couple of minutes instead
As the others said learn how to cook it properly, if you still don't like it then switch to some other vegetable. It's not like it's mandatory to eat every single one of them
how the frick does that look mushy to you
>Pic of raw broccoli
Kek
my sides
homie that's raw broccoli
it tastes nutty when done right. cook it so its soft but still crunchy. put oil and salt on it. I have no idea the quality of the broccoli you get, maybe its shit.
olive oil on top, black pepper and salt. 20-22 minutes at 200 degrees in oven
This anon is right. It will not only be edible, but delicious.
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this. roast that shit. if you want, toss a dijon, olive oil, and lemon vinaigrette on it after cooking
put salt and butter on it
Olive oil with freshly squeezed lemon or orange and salt and pepper.
Fry very very lightly in garlic and a but of olive oil (basically until it softens a little and it turns bright green) then eat it with humus. I'm not a little b***h, I eat almost anything without pussying about it, but raw plain broccoli is just nasty. I can't even swallow that shit properly, it's like rubber.
If you need to season your food then it isn't your natural diet
define a 'natural diet' for me there bud
The diet humans are designed to eat
Eg. Ruminants are designed to eat grass
Eg. Your mother is designed to eat my penis
By that logic, fruit is the only natural food.
I don't disagree, I eat entire kilos of fruit a day, it's the only thing I can and will eat raw and straight without any sort of preparation and cope seasoning.
I agree, fruit is very good for you
Fruit and meat, the abundance diet.
Maggi Gravy OP.
Truly the fricking best gravy.
try this. to make it more IST substitute pasta with lentil flour pasta or whole wheat pasta and sausage for lean ground meat
Steam it, salt liberally.
Salt makes them fricking delicious.
If you don't like it just don't eat it. There is nothing special about broccoli that forces you to eat it. Just eat the stuff you like instead. Forcing yourself to do shit you hate is the fastest way of not making it.
But if you insist I tolerate it the best when enjoyed with a rare steak and some red wine. Gently fry it in the fats after you remove the steaks from the pan.
/thread/
There are a shit ton of veggies you can eat instead
Roast them with some garlic and some seed oil (don't forget to add microplastic in it)
>don't forget to add microplastic in it
Based and embracing the inevitable pilled.
broccoli is one of the better tasting vegetables without any condiments, wtf are you anons talking about
cover it with a mix of olive oil and butter and some seasoning and roast it in the oven
My local Mexican food restaurant puts broccoli in with their fajitas. Fajita seasoning on broccoli is surprisingly good.
Sauce.
Eat it homosexual.
>blanched broccoli with absolutely nothing else on it
delicious. only acceptable addition is an Asian sauce
Black pepper and himalayan salt.
Or stop being a fricking child
>cook chicken in pan
>remove cooked chicken
>add broccoli to chicken drippings in pan
>garlic, black pepper, olive oil, soi sauce, a dash of frank's red hot
>pull apart the chicken
>serve with white rice
optional:
>add the pulled chicken and rice back to the pan and mix in a little general tso's sauce
>remove mix from pan and plate it
>fry up 3-5 duck eggs in the pan
>lay it on top of the fried rice
>optional
vinegar Black person
Steam them for 5 minutes and sprinkle some salt to get that sweet-salty delicious taste.
This is the correct answer. But steam for longer if you buy frozen.
Steam it for five minutes, then dowse it in balsamic vinaigrette and salt