Bros I moved to a farm on the countryside for work and there's nothing to do here after day's job finishes.

Bros I moved to a farm on the countryside for work and there's nothing to do here after day's job finishes. Gym is too far away and I don't have a car, can't do anything on the property because boss won't allow it, is running the only way to exercise and pass time?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby adresses this, lurk moar newfag/living the dream-fag.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize you're enslaved right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, I'm making more money than my previous job and it'll be only for a couple months tops.

      Does the boss lock your shed at night too? I heard of migrant workers here being padlocked in at the end of work

      >Locked shed
      Lol no, I have a room all for myself, plus bathroom and kitchen and can come and go as I please. I just have to do it on foot because I was too retard to bring my car when I moved.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spend a weekend getting your car, how far can it be....
        Get some weights. Your attitude is shit, kys gay. If you had more ambition you wouldn't have ended up in that situation.
        gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Going for my car isn't an option now since I'm in a new country, would have to flight back home for it and then drive for 2 days to get here again.

          I've had the same adjustable dumbbells for 15 years, they don't take up much space. At a minimum you can buy some resistance bands, they take up zero space/weigh nothing, can provide 150+lbs of resistance and last a long time. All this stuff should be less than $100, if you can't make that investment you need to find a better job.

          Resistance bands could probably work indeed, I'll check the prices. Thanks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You flew alone to a foreign country to do farm work in some remote village?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Indeed.

              >he fell for the 4chanpeasant meme

              I didn't, it's just piss easy to get these jobs so I took it because it beats being a neet.

              I bet 100% he's neither welsh nor muslims.

              Correct.

              I live on a farm and love every second of it. In fact I don't have enough time to do things. I mean spraying and cutting up firebreaks alone take more time than you will ever have. Even at night I spend most of my time in the immediate yard tending to fruit trees. How much land are you on and do you have a tractor?

              Anon my work is around the fruits and veggies, I'm not the owner.

              https://i.imgur.com/0vqkKbV.jpg

              I'm so jealous. I just spent three weeks on a farm and my allergies were so brutal that I would've died (literally) if I stayed longer. I loved working with animals and being out in nature, I would've happily lived that life forever if I wasn't cursed with this immune system disorder. Enjoy it for me...

              🙁
              It's great to outside all day but honestly it isn't a glamorous life, it takes a toll on your body and there are easier ways to make money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I gotcha. Yeah it's hard to get too invested in the property if you don't own it and stuff. You could still do a garden or something I guess or just find somewhere nearby to fish.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just admit you don't have a vehicle poor fag. Nobody is stupid enough to forget to bring a car to a rural area lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do have a car lol, I didn't brought it because for the price of gas I can fly back and forth like 8 times.

          How far away is the gym?
          1 hour bike ride each way would be worth it

          >1h
          That's about right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That's about right.
            Then do that and quit complaining,
            won't have to worry about cardio either

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's two hours gone plus gym time, after a day of hard labor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't want it enough then

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the boss lock your shed at night too? I heard of migrant workers here being padlocked in at the end of work

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run and buy a barbell. If no barbell, adjustable dumbbells, if no dumbbells buy trx, if no trx do pullups on a tree and pushups with rocks on your back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to avoid spending money if possible because I'll not be able to take the stuff with me and it would be a pain in the ass to sell my gear without a loss now that everything is open and the covid home fitness mania is over.
      I think running and calisthenics is my only option, plus some books.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had the same adjustable dumbbells for 15 years, they don't take up much space. At a minimum you can buy some resistance bands, they take up zero space/weigh nothing, can provide 150+lbs of resistance and last a long time. All this stuff should be less than $100, if you can't make that investment you need to find a better job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do yoga and calisthenics. There are great videos on youtube.

        Pushups, planks, supermans, bulgarian split squats using your bed...

        Learn meditation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Learn meditation
          God I wish I could into that but my mind wanders around and I can't ever relax for more than a few seconds before some random thought pops up in my brain.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high time for a home gym
    you can at least get some barbells and a cage
    also, go innawoods faggit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to join the calisthenics master race

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find some heavy shit, pick it up and carry it as far as you can. Rest. Repeat for desired number of sets.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16kg kettlebell so its easy to move around with.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure theres some tasty looking sheep you can practice your flirting on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet 100% he's neither welsh nor muslims.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    farm bros are all jacked as fuck, just focus on the labour, make it as demanding as possible without being dangerous

    alternatively moron rig some barn implements together like in rocky iv

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is running the only way to workout without a gym membership
    I fucking hate cityfags

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the 4chanpeasant meme

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live on a farm and love every second of it. In fact I don't have enough time to do things. I mean spraying and cutting up firebreaks alone take more time than you will ever have. Even at night I spend most of my time in the immediate yard tending to fruit trees. How much land are you on and do you have a tractor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so jealous. I just spent three weeks on a farm and my allergies were so brutal that I would've died (literally) if I stayed longer. I loved working with animals and being out in nature, I would've happily lived that life forever if I wasn't cursed with this immune system disorder. Enjoy it for me...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hear about that and yeah I wouldn't trade it for the world. I have been very fortunate to have this situation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cityslickers, I swear.....*spits*

        allergies are an over reaction, more exposure over long period of time makes it calm down. Stop living in a steria environment with man made chemicals.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cityslickers
          Cope, there's literally nothing to do besides work, everything around me is farmland and some private small forests.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > there's literally nothing to do besides work

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't own the property you are limited. Your best bet is to fish or maybe get a telescope or something.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know, I'll just get some books and make the best of the free time and solitude.

              https://i.imgur.com/8XoYQpc.png

              > there's literally nothing to do besides work

              >Reddit
              Didn't read tbh.

              my boss has no say in my life the second I clock out

              Neither has mine, it's the surroundings that has an impact on my free time, not the boss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone always complains about allergies and stuff and sometimes I don't care who you are they are bad.

          Where I live the heat and humidity are genuinely stifling and the gnats are a scourge. But I thank God for them every day because those are the main things keeping northerners from coming down here- especially the gnats. I met a guy from Michigan that bought a place here in the fall and when I ran into him a few weeks go he said he was selling because after experiencing the gnats lol.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone always complains about allergies
            not everybody is a sick American, alergies are not normal ya know.
            >
            Where I live the heat and humidity are genuinely stifling and the gnats are a scourge. But I thank God for them every day because those are the main things keeping northerners
            >cityslicker thinks some heat and humidity and bugs will keep northern country folk away
            lol, delusional

            I spent four years trying that, living in an area where I was allergic to everything and doing exposure therapy injections. All that came of it was endless misery. I think it's a side effect of vaccinations as a baby, my immune system created antibodies for everything.

            I'v known people who are alergic to fish become not alergic to fish in their life time. Same with certain plant pollen.
            But I don't know how fucked you are by modern science.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek I see it first hand quite a bit. Yankees move move here for the cheap land and good fishing, and experience the first season of gnats and literally sell out. They are are bad. Not to mention the heat but the heat is almost as bad. It's a bitch for people who were raised in it much less some poor bastard who gets thrown into it and doesn't expect it.

              I'm sure the cold up north would keep some people away if the tables were turned. Even people north of the gnat line from the south can't take it.

              Also on allergies: you go spend the day mowing on a tractor, or running a brush blade or something and see if the allergies and ragweed etc. don't get to you. I don't care who you are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also on allergies: you go spend the day mowing on a tractor, or running a brush blade or something and see if the allergies and ragweed etc. don't get to you. I don't care who you are.
                You are a defective human being if cutting some grass sends your body into shock.
                I literally cut hay for hours and I feel nothing.
                In fact in my entire life I don't remember a single instance of "allergies"
                It's fucking mad that cityslickers think it's "normal" or "common" to have allergies just by being in nature.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek what an absolutely massive idiot you are. Where do you get this shit about "sending your body into shock?" Kek when did I ever say that? And yeah I've not met a single person here who could cut brush or do heavy mowing this time of year and not get their eyes puffed up and start sneezing. That's literally what happens when you spend a few hours at a time in a cloud of dust from grass and weeds.

                Where are you from? And how much land do you have?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And yeah I've not met a single person here who could cut brush or do heavy mowing this time of year and not get their eyes puffed up and start sneezing.
                lol fucking pathetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Come on man what region do you live in and how much land are you on? You could make up anything you want of course I'm aware , but I'm curious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >talk about allergies
                >hey man, yeh, where you from, listen I just got to know where you live man, yeah it's very related, how much land you own, do you have any guard dogs at night? I'm just curious anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek you are starting to sound like a phony for real. Look you don't have to give me the coordinates or tax number or anything retard just the general region and general size of the farm that's all. I'm curious how fake your are.

                I mean you could just lie and say whatever you want but then you'd have that pathetic feeling of knowing you need to lie to anonymous people online.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't wanna be doxed!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >im an amercian, I get allergies by just being in nature
                >yeah that ain't normal mate
                >NOOO YOU GET ALLERGIES IF YOU CUT SOME GRASS
                >no, thats not normal
                >BAKANA! USODA! Where do you live so I may ascertain the fakeness of you!
                how deep your cope must run that your mind must cling to this when somebody tells you that smelling grass isn't supposed to make your eyes go shut and start sneezing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek it cracks me up when city dwellers go to a fucking half acre park or a trail with park benches on it and think they have been in the woods. One of my best friends worked right of way for years and they will be the first to tell you that sometime you basically need a fucking respirator. Some plants are just nasty. Just a few weeks ago I was hitting a bunch of china berry with a blade and that is some genuinely nasty shit.

                But yeah no need to be so sensitive about where you live. When you are talking about plants the first obvious question to ask is what region you moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Kek it cracks me up when city dwellers go to a fucking half acre park or a trail with park benches on it and think they have been in the woods.
                hey, im not the cityslicker that is complaining about not having smog in the air from cars to soothe your airways when all that nature assults you with it's fresh air.
                >One of my best friends worked right of way for years and they will be the first to tell you that sometime you basically need a fucking respirator.
                AHAHAHHAHA cityslickers think you need a respirator to cut grass!

                >When you are talking about plants the first obvious question to ask is what region you moron.
                It's irrelevant because I'v been in multiple regions across the world from northeren, tropical and temperate.

                say you wouldn't happen to be breathing in pesticides that man dumped on those plants you are cutting? That would explain why a little nature is fucking you up so bad and why you think a respirator is normal for that line of work.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek this retarded city slicker thinks breathing in dust from something like china berry is "just nature bro." For starters some of the worst offenders are not even native plants, and if you had spent any time in the woods at all youd know there are some nasty plants out there. That's the number one way I know you are a poser is that you think nature is some shit ypu read in a magazine. The reality is that nature is perfect but it makes alot of nasty plants. Not to mention many pesticides and irritants are from plant derived you dingus. I recommend you go play in giant hogweed cuttings and tell me how that goes for you kek. Actually there are some chemicals I'd rather breath in compared to some types of plant dust.

                And let's be clear I mow with a 10ft mower usually and yes if you get into some thick shit it is just a matter of time before you get puffy eyed and start sneezing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I spent four years trying that, living in an area where I was allergic to everything and doing exposure therapy injections. All that came of it was endless misery. I think it's a side effect of vaccinations as a baby, my immune system created antibodies for everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take organic beeswax in tiny (I mean absolutely tiny) amounts gradually increasing over time. You'll thank me later.

        https://i.imgur.com/PfVbYec.jpg

        Bros I moved to a farm on the countryside for work and there's nothing to do here after day's job finishes. Gym is too far away and I don't have a car, can't do anything on the property because boss won't allow it, is running the only way to exercise and pass time?

        >Cityslickers
        Cope, there's literally nothing to do besides work, everything around me is farmland and some private small forests.

        Read, write, swim, paint, learn an instrument, carve wood, hike, calisthenics (obviously). The list goes on and on. It just sounds like you're a boring person in general anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >See that new guy right there, he's a fine woodworker
          Also you need tools for that and I only have a sak with me.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't do anything on the property because boss won't allow it
    What do you mean? Like your boss wont let you do pushups on the property?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I meant building shit obviously.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to be fucking the farmer's daughter, or the farmers twink son if you're into that

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude is a literal serf in 2022 lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are serfs in 2022 particularly city dwellers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my boss has no say in my life the second I clock out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP could quit and leave at anytime. He could sue his landlord in a court of law etc etc.

          Anyways, to me, the line between a serf and nonserf is property ownership. Maybe it would be more accurate to say most city people are literally just urban "share croppers" lol.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUY A CHEAP CAR.

    It's probably cheaper then renting (unless you are in a country with a low / high tourism season), and you can simply sell it more or less same price, or at a reasonable loss. Everything costs money in this world anyways.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buy car
      >Need insurance
      >Need gas
      Dude I moved here to save a little money not to try to make it on the rural life. At best I would get a bike.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get what you mean my dude, but there are options. Insurance does not need to cost a fortune, and gas is entirely dependent on your driving style and usage. Renting a car usually comes with some form of insurance.

        You could also consider an electric bicycle for very long distances, or simply go Dutch, buy a Gazelle, and train those legs 😉

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He needs a bike and one of those two stroke conversion kits to go on it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or just get a scooter and drive around like a coked up sicario

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you need a license for a scooter? Also with a two stroke bike I think you can turn the motor off and still pedal it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, start running right now while you figure out more long term solutions. Running in the meantime won't hurt you and can be started right away. Avoid "spinning your wheels" looking for an ideal solution.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A farm has more than enough heavy shit and things to do pullups on.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How far away is the gym?
    1 hour bike ride each way would be worth it

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