Bros im drunk as fuck and I have to drive on the highway in about 2 hours, how the fuck do I get sober in 2 hours???

Bros im drunk as fuck and I have to drive on the highway in about 2 hours, how the fuck do I get sober in 2 hours???

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. you'll drink more, black out and wake up in a ditch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. you'll drink more, black out and wake up in a ditch

      Holy checked!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    livestream your trip nigha

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly make yourself throw up and then brush your teeth

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink a fuck ton of water, exercise, and drink even more water. Piss out all of that goodness.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 2 hours? Sounds like a mission impossible dude, i only have a pullup/dip bar at home

      livestream your trip nigha

      Its 35kms, not that long but still i can gdt pulled over or crash and fucking die

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force yourself to throw up then drink a lot of water. Drive safe drunko, use cruise control and focus on control

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to drive on the highway
    no one does, ever.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much did you drink

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk mang 4 rum/coke/beer mix and 2 or 3 beers, i feel fucked up my eyes close on themselves but i gotta drive,

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i gotta drive
        explain this dummy
        no one HAS to do fucking anything
        if you say working im going to fucking kill you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >explain this
          Prime pussy, 10/10 ass the best women i’ve dated in all my life, but its anyway looking like shit, it appears the party we were gonna crash is very private and ny friend is not able to get us in the list

          Op the gay, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.

          >I know your not thinking straight.
          Yeah im thinking with my dick man, Only thing keeping me at home right now is JJ vs zhan 2 and my friend confirming my name and my girls at the party list, otherwise ill just call it a night.

          Just get a car or taxi or whatever
          >t. Hit a telephone pole, a parker car, and my neighbor’s chicken

          Cant taxi, i have $5 in my account kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Driving blasted and fucking dying for pussy
            Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet talk her into picking you up, fucking like rabbits all night, then have her take you to your car in the morning?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb ass moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hope that pussy is worth 10k + for a DUI if you get caught. Insurance will skyrocket as well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon's here
            >Omg is he drunk already?
            >Did he drive here!?
            How do you think this party is going to go anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Op the gay, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brah it’s not worth it. My dad was driving drunk last year and he crashed into a fire truck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek sounds like a cartoon.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a car or taxi or whatever
    >t. Hit a telephone pole, a parker car, and my neighbor’s chicken

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink caffeine and use the thumbs up method

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why risk killing others, or if you don't care, killing yourself. then you will NEVER EVER experience this prime pussy you're talking about, EVER again. so think about it and don't be a retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      send him money then if you care so much lmao get out of your emotions you empathetic gay go cry to The Notebook

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just die for sex man

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make sure you turn on the heat in the car and play some very relaxing music

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't drive drunk naturally I recommend you ride a bike instead. Just make sure to drink a ton of water. Like enough that you need to pee every five minutes. The water will push the alcohol out of your system enough to ride the bike.

      Kek

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't drive dude at best you'll get a DUI and have to pay thousands of dollars and at worst you'll wake up facing manslaughter charges

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red bull + food

    U have to be over 14 to post on this board

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have another drink and think it over.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink even more to cancel out the earlier drinks.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive the the nearest empty driveway and sleep it off. Make sure no one is going to find you. Maybe Walmart parking lot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did this once and woke up to police knocking on my window. Someone called the cops on me. Got away with a warning, just make sure to leave your keys outside of the car and especially not in the ignition

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care if you have a nice day driving drunk, think about the innocent people who are probably worth a shit in this world you'll kill/maul bc you're dumbass wanted to try at some pussy you probably wouldn't get in the first place. Stay home and pass out gay

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. I had a friend get hit and killed by a drunk driver last year. Don't be that guy. If you can't get someone to drive you then stay home. You said you couldn't get a cab because you have $5 in your account, so you don't have enough money to do anything anyway. Rub one out and go to sleep.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleep it off or take a cab/uber. not worth getting a DUI and ruining your life

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 2 hours
    Rest in peace

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Glad you're safe fampai

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Gz pick up drunk girls

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Hope its a good one 🙂

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Damn that bunda

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