Bug eating for gainz

Are there any insect protein only bodybuilders yet?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hello Mr. Schwab

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mirin the legs of that cricket. achievable natty?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna happen, this will be at GNC sooner or later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If snowden said it then I'm really fricking scared

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure but I think insect proteins are incomplete, like plant protein. So if those vegan bodybuilders all have that look, my guess is the literal bug men will have a look too.
    What's this going to do to my testosterone levels though? How soon will the bugs make me a bussy eating troony?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Google says insect proteins are complete proteins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "studies say!"

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically snack on crickets instead of crisps nowadays. Bugs should never be more than a side snack though.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you get upset if one day bug protein was just put in all your food? Like they did with corn syrup? As an athlete you probably care about what you put in your body

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cricket is like Tom Platz of insects

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this becomes the next corn syrup, and ends up in all our foods, doesn't it just mean we'll finally have foods full of protein instead of carbs and saturated fats?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >full of protein
      You mean full of indigestible shell fragments?

      >Here's why bleeding from your ass is a good thing!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fiber is bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fibre is not good for you. Look at vegan communities and look at carnivores and then ask yourself if maybe the people who tell you that eggs cause heart attacks might just be wrong about fibre?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post body

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    insect "protein" is indigestible garbage and it's unironically worse than s°y

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *citation needed*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of the cricket is just this gross chitin carapace with all the protein cooked out, and the chitin is not protein, it's indigestible trash.

        >fiber is bad

        In high levels yes, both are indigestible trash, but chitin isn't even fiber anyways

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Show me the study that says the protein is indigestible chud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chitin is made of complex indigestible carbs you fricking imbecile

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So the nutrition facts are lying about the amount of protein inside?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they're lying
                bugs are made of chitin which is a glucose polymer human can't digest
                The reason they can get away with it is because animals have lots of fat on them.
                It's a fricking trick.
                Insects are more industrialize-ible than a cow. It's about money.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you fren, this is more helpful. I won't eat any bugs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My hypothesis about bug eating is a loose interpretation of Plato's theory of Forms, at least in explanation of what Forms are. In the pyramid of nature, all animate consumption scales up. Lowest Forms eat plant matter, slightly higher Forms eat the lowest Forms. However more advanced/great Forms eat the Forms more akin to itself -- think predatory fish and carnivorous reptiles and mammals. This higher order of Form eats that which is either akin to itself or only a level or two beneath during times of abundance -- a jungle cat (highest for its domain) won't eat an iguana (only higher than insects) when there's an abundance of boar.
    In this hypothesis, herbivorous mammals would be about 1 level lower than humans, with fish and birds being lower, and bugs being the lowest animate Form. So humans should forego poultry and fish focusing on mammalian creatures outside of times of famine.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans get nutrients from animals higher on the food chain. The lower you go the less bioavailable and complete the nutrition

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who eats bugs is sub human. Frick off, globo homosexual homosexuals.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://pop.inquirer.net/42131/warning-protein-powder-might-spiked-hair-fingernails-feathers

    Here's what I found. Chitin is similar to the protein (keratin) found in hair and nails. This is not the same protein your muscles need to get big. In fact, as link related points out, some protein powder companies spike their powders with ground hair and nails to throw off the tests and make it look like you're getting twice the protein you're actually getting.

    So, anecdotally then, are there any JACKED ANIMOOLS in the wild that eat mostly insects? What do animools that eat mostly insects look like?

    Screencap this shit, I guarantee it will be of relevance in the next year or 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://animals.mom.com/list-mammals-insectivores-7350.html

      "Insectivora is a diverse group of small mammals composed of more than 400 species of moles, shrews, tenrecs, hedgehogs and the like. All of these rather small creatures have pointed snouts, sharp teeth and relatively small eyes. As the name of the group implies, members of Insectivora feed almost exclusively on insects, although many will occasionally take vegetative food or feed on small mammals, bird eggs or other items."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH WHAT THE FRICK

      https://www.britannica.com/animal/primate-mammal/Diet

      "Many of the smaller nocturnal primitive species such asgalagos, dwarf lemurs, sportive lemurs, theaye-aye, and the slenderlorisare substantially insectivorous; thetarsieris probably the only primate that is exclusively carnivorous, feeding on insects, lizards, and snakes."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I DONT WANT TO BECOME A TARSIER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yo fit, you're in the club and this walks up and smacks your girl in the ass. What do you do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chitin isn't a protein, but watch them psyop this in a few months
      It's like how collagen was being marketed as good for muscle growth but it's actually fricking useless for muscle development compared to whey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad zyzz isn't around to see this.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at any population that regularly consumes bugs and you'll see they all have the same thing in common. They're either currently starvation poor, or were starvation poor in recent history.
    If you willingly eat bugs and it's not a necessity for survival, you're a fricking subhuman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but if they just make sure you don't have any other options, what are you going to do? Raise cows? Hunt EVERY night on top of your 9-5? Shop exclusively at GNC and Costco for your protons?

      But ill tell you it's that last one that is the natural trajectory of this thing. An industry is forming that is more efficient to commoditize, process, and distribute and the market for those not lazy enough to care about health will be small enough that you'll have to get your protons at GNC from a powder. Honestly I do protein powder but prefer actual chicken and steak, and I know for a fact it's better for me.

      Also, the amount of lazy people will rise exponentially as their already fat bodies intake even more nutritionless food. We'll literally become hungry africans (at least white women will lust after us again). They'll pass off the new ailments brought on by this by categorizing all the nee issues in a piecemeal fashion and prescribe drugs from big pharma to help you become even weaker.

      Jesus this is the blackest pill I have ever had, and I got it on fit of all places

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but if they just make sure you don't have any other options, what are you going to do?
        Gee, I don't know, start by murdering the kids and wives of cops?
        If you work for the state, you're fair game. And by game I mean game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf based
          all state and federal employees are literally not even human a deserve to feel fear when they go to sleep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically take your meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what are you going to do? Raise cows? Hunt EVERY night
        >Shop exclusively at GNC and Costco for your protons?
        I already do this, what's the problem?

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