Burpees

Why the frick are burpees so fricking difficult IST?

I signed up for a boutique fitness club with group classes, to try and meet girls and do some meme workouts, and each time the trainer has us doing burpees. I don't understand how this exercise can be so fricking taxing and why the girls there are kicking my ass at this exercise. I'm not even a typical bloatlord, I'm at 10% bf, and I run 3-4 times a week for about 3-5 miles at 8:00min/mile pace, so I would say I have decent cardio. I squat, I deadlift, I can do 40 pushups no problem, but for some reason this combination of jumping and high reps has me completely gassed out way quicker than any of the girls there who don't even look like they lift. What gives? Does it have something to do with me being top-heavy or something?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they called burp pees, FIT?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea, but are moving more mass

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cause you're a frickin homo

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same here.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 burpees get me breathing hard. Either you aren't as fit as you think you are, or you're doing proper pushups and jumping as high as you can and the girls aren't. But either way, if you're getting your ass kicked the class is working, so maybe focus on that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh. If you aren't doing pushups at the bottom and going high as you can at the top, then you aren't really doing burpees. Zumba thots speeding through them and barely kicking their legs back isn't a 'mog

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you find out about jump ropping.
    Getting mogged by 6 year old girls is humiliating but kinda cute though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jump roping
      is based beyond belief. I'm up to 90 second goes on a wrestling mat. I can cross my arms and do brief bursts of 1 foot. Making a habit of crossovers every 10. Want to work on 1 foot until I can get alternating high knees

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The jump is very exhausting. Iron Wolf just stands up and he knows his shit.

    Try a simple six count

    1 hands down
    2 feet back
    3 pushup down
    4 pushup up
    5 feet to hands
    6 stand

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy knows

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        real recognize real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          inshallah

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodyweight.
    Just endure more like you breaking new record on rooning. I tried doing more burpees and it also improved my endurance on rooning (from 50min 10k to 45min)
    >attended bodycombat and bodyattack classes and all the instructors are crazy with lunges, burpees. Pretty much total leg day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bodycombat and bodyattack classes

      Kek, they do have names like this. Did you do any burpees outside of the meme classes? I might start training them more intensively if it helps the roooning like that. I'm sort of hitting a plateau with 5k in 22:30 min now. I weigh 82kg though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ngl I once did the barbell one with my gf's MILF and it kicked my fricking ass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it really surprised me how difficult the fitness classes can be. I though since I was in shape (by normie standards, not by IST standards) it would be a walk in the park, but it really isn't. Of course with the upper body exercises I mog everyone, but the conditioning work like burpees, high rep lunges, high rep Bulgarian split squats, completely kick my ass every time. No dating success from it yet btw, I'm too afraid that if I start going around asking for numbers I will become >that guy.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want to get mogged by women who mog your burpee count, you should hop on the stair stepper/jacob's ladder. I intenally laugh when I catch men staring at me climbing 200 steps in 2 minutes/100 floors in 24 mins

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jacob's ladder
      when a D1 wrestling team uses a machine for punishment you know it's real shit

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