>buy Chad ouch shirt and start wearing it to the gym. >older guys start going OUCH!

>buy Chad ouch shirt and start wearing it to the gym
>older guys start going OUCH! in a fake girl voice when I walk by
Wtf I lift more than these assholes

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes but you have more estrogen

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too have the Chad tanktop.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should teach them a lesson by letting the fuck your asshole, cause that would make them gay haha

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own the monke tank but never wear it to the gym because I kept having people walking up trying to start conversations with me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'm gonna buy this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        make sure to get an extra size up from what you'd think

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank u fren

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh just guys or did girls approach you too

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I don't get it. I purchased a joke shirt so I could play exercise dress-up as a character in a fringe meme. Why won't these older men respect me!?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok boomer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying all these boomers recognize the meme

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude, paying money... to buy a shirt from a fringe meme that only terminally-online losers recognize... in order to signpost to the rest of the world that you desperately want to be viewed as an alpha... is literally the most beta thing I could possibly imagine. It's in the same category as seeing humphrey bogart wearing a fedora in Casablanca and thinking, if I BUY a fedora that people recognize from this legendarily cool man, I will ACQUIRE his status and coolness, except amazingly you managed to chose the alt-right incel version of that aspirational image... you managed to reference what is quite possibly the most un-cool, cringey cultural image in a totally sincere, earnest way, believing that it is actually the coolest thing you could acquire. And you PAID for it
    >Why won't these older men respect me?
    >I lift more than them
    If there was one thing you could've said that would possibly make you sound more out of touch and beta, it's the above. It's believing that lifting confers you social status, like even if you have a shit personality, zero communication skills, zero confidence, and zero interests, you somehow believe that if you lift heavy and get jacked then women will just fucking gravitate toward you and men will view you as some kind of leader. this post is literally too cringe to be real, I give it 2/10 as a troll because it got me to response at least

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound very cool bro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woahreadingallthatshit.jpg

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a manlet anon? just ignore them anyway they are cunts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot arms i wanna sniff

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep wearing it and own it. it will develop charisma.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wear funny shirt
    >have autism
    >get mad when people act out the joke.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want you to be their bottom.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao. Go to a gym, not a country club.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy shirt that says 'I'm a 33 year old virgin who lives with his parents'
    >Sluts tell me they want to take my virginity while listening to Electric Six

    CALLING UNPROTECTED GIRLS,
    INFECTED GIRLS DO IT BETTER!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Increase the power,
      (Increase it!),
      To a higher level,
      I like you better when you're possessed by the devil,
      I gave you my heart,
      I gave you my soul,
      Now I'm just another number at the centre for disease control.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not messing around with the boys
    ngmi

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do a pose or flex a cep when they do that. Humorless(=low test) cunts like you will never be chad.
    Why buy joke shirt if you can't joke yourself. Or perhaps there is only one joke: (you) yourself.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the male shit test.
    You have to wear it again and have a good reply thought up. Change shirt = fail. Pass the tests, show you're not a shy npc, and introduce yourself.
    They'll leave you alone, but they're just trying to test and meet you

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