>buying eggs on self-checkout machine. >realize the eggs I bought are cracked

>buying eggs on self-checkout machine
>realize the eggs I bought are cracked
>go to girl working there and tell her
>"do you want to get a different carton of eggs"?
>"y-y-yes, that w-w-w-would be grea-"

How much do I need to squat to prevent this from happening again?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn’t sleep much last night so I don’t look my best but here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it not normal to check the eggs and swap them around in the refrigerated section where the eggs are on the shelf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only realized after I bought them that one of the eggs was cracked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Try checking your eggs before you buy them, you spluttering incel dork.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no time for that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kys Black person, it was cracked at the bottom. Do you expect me to scan each individual egg for cracks, you absolute shitskin Black person monkey moron? Go slit your wrists, homosexual. Holy what, what an absolute coon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, wtf it takes one second to check

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dribbling nonce. Check your eggs.

                Yes bro, let me just take each of the 12 eggs out of the carton before I make a €3 purchase. LITERALLY end your life right now. Fricking stream it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"y-y-yes, that w-w-w-would be grea-"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pick up egg carton
                >shake it a little
                >open
                >see if any are cracked or liquid under any
                >repeat until finding good eggs to put in cart
                It's that simple. In the past 2 years and probably over 3000 eggs bought I've only ended up with 1 cracked egg which perfectly was on the bottom of the shell and not visible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it a little
                what ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You shake it back and forth a few times. If any are cracked but not leaking in the bottom then by aggravating the eggs a little it will cause a leak. Don't harshly shake it but pretend like you are scanning it at the checkout or something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dribbling nonce. Check your eggs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't inspect the eggs
                NGMI

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I buy 2½ cartons.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time...squat, and squeeze out the egg yourself! Frogposting freak.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>"do you want to get a different carton of eggs"?
    did she say this in a slightly mocking tone? god, that would be hot.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl had an eggphobia or possibly an ALLERGY you fricking insensitive moron. You ruined her day, i hope you're happy. Idiot!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >relationship or mental health thread.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You shoud squat at least six months to overcome your social anxiety.
    Squatters gain a lot of social confidence from being insufferable c**ts to the property owners and lying through their teeth to the law enforcement. By the time you're done, you'll find yourself effortlessly stealing the carton if eggs and mouthing off at the cashier girl like a gypsy in car she has the nerve to stop you from making away with the eggs

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