Buzzcut Master Race

Why haven't you taken the buzzcut pill yet IST?

>most masculine haircut achievable
>can do it yourself
>zero upkeep
>immune to wind
>no hair to get in the way during lifts
>aerodynamic resulting in faster squats
>instantly mogs balding men by showing your in tact hairline

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a NPC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zogbot

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I still have hair and I'm going to enjoy it while I do

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buzz my hair if (when) I start balding. Until then, there is absolutely zero reason not to have hair. Having hair is always better than not having it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I dont have a shit hairline, buddy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I have. I had my fill of having hair on my head when it went half way down my back in high school.

      Having a buzzcut will expose a shitty hairline more than any other haircut.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wear glasses and look like onions if I shave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a soi with any haircut, nerd.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you arent going to look better buzzed. he looks worse, hes just attractive and can get away with going from a 9/10 to a 8/10 you are a 4/10 and 3/10 bald

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buzzcuts look terrible on most men, even if you can pull it off you’d still look better with longer hair.

    Nice hair is one of the top physical attributes women look for in men. I have thick long shiny brown hair, I get compliments from men and women all the time, the women like to touch it. No one wants to touch a buzzcut. Grow your shit out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one wants to touch a buzzcut.
      While I agree with your general sentiment that one is simply untrue. In high school grils loved to run their hands through my buzzed hair. It was a better time ;_;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you arent going to look better buzzed. he looks worse, hes just attractive and can get away with going from a 9/10 to a 8/10 you are a 4/10 and 3/10 bald

      Only thinking about girls/attractiveness/external compliments, not gonna make it. If thats what you are worried about, the buzzcut is the ultimate signal that shows you don't give a fuck and have your shit together. Women are attracted to men who are confident and successful not your centre part or "keep the length on top but fade back and sides". The only reason you wouldn't get a buzzcut is if you are ugly, have a weird shaped head or are going bald and need your fringe to cover your fivehead.h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A guy walking around with beer stains on his shirt, greasy hair and a hobo beard also signals that he doesn't give a fuck. He's still unattractive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you forget the part about "has his shit together" its like you lookism gays don't know how to read or something almost like you're retarded

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because my hair reaches halfway down to my ass, I'm pretty as fuck, and enjoy my beauty.
    Not gay or trans, just prettypilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pics. I need to rub one out to your boipucci now.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what haircut would actually look better than a buzzcut on this dude?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elf ears
      >grey in beard
      >one eyebrow is slightly fuller than other

      Disgusting and unbreedable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grey in beard
        >bad

        Lol. I've had grey hairs on my chin since I was a teenager and girls loved it. They would always ask me if I dye it and ask to touch it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"handsome man lookd good in any case more news at 11"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sage

      notice have buzz morons always have a beard? Also doctored af nig.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's boring and basic as fuck. Every meathead has this.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like shit with a buzzcut. I'd know because I gave myself one in a fit once. Also it makes you look like a slave

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im pretty good looking and have a warrior skull with block jaw and i look good with buzz but i hate how people are terrified of me. i have a much better time with medium sized hair.

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