>can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands

>can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands
>their bodies stay in their peak physical prime until they hit their eighties
>get stronger every time they get injured
>have insanely fast metabolisms so they can eat like a 700lb hamplanet without gaining any weight
why can't we be saiyans, bros?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >average iq of like 60
    >fightards to the core, even at the detriment of themselves or others
    >pretty much exclusively black hair/eyes
    I'm glad we're not. But joining our bloodlines seems desirable, if Gohan and Trunks are anything to go by.
    So we've got to hurry up and get strong enough to survive mating with saiyan women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average iq of like 60
      See how smart you are after I knock some sense into you, figgit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just train for blonde hair and green eyes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      /CNG/ is back baby and going intergalactic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter? How can you accurately assess the entire intelligence of a species when they've already demonstrated the capacity to develop advanced technology?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frieza morons did that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter?
        No, what happened was that the Saiyans were basically cavemen who destroyed their home planet because they chimped out too hard, so they travelled to another planet that had a technologically advanced civilization and used the full moon to kill everyone and steal their tech.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so saiyans are just intergalactic morons? and the monkey tail. how did dbz get away with this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty easy, not everyone lives in America and thinks like a retard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think blacks like DBZ so much?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's less about blacks and whites and more about males and females. it speaks to boys because of the demonstrations of testosterone, lack of fear, fighting great battles, etc.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          chad wins AGAIN
          smart bros btfo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did they travel to other planets if they're so stupid?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/M6H0ISD.png

        >Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter?
        No, what happened was that the Saiyans were basically cavemen who destroyed their home planet because they chimped out too hard, so they travelled to another planet that had a technologically advanced civilization and used the full moon to kill everyone and steal their tech.

        saiyans were actually business men. they cleared out planets to sell literally the entire planet to other wealthy people in the universe. Raditz explains this during the saiyan saga (or maybe it was Vegeta) and it's basically never mentioned again. but that's why they send saiyans, even saiyan babies, to various planets. goku was supposed to see the moon as a baby, turn into the oozaru, and basically exterminate the human race.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was Raditz and he refers to them as planet brokers!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was Raditz and he refers to them as planet brokers!

          Wasn't that what they did when they were subjugated under Freiza?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was what got Freeza's attention in the first place, it's just that after he found out about them, they had to do it for him instead of for themselves.

            Note that Freeza was also doing the same thing at the time, he didn't steal the idea from them or anything; he just made the competition work for him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter?
        the tuffles did, the saiyans stole it like everything else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average iq of like 60
      Literally only for Son Goku
      Vegeta is smart as fuck, so is Son Gohan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one feat of intelligence Vegeta has displayed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta is a highly educated prince, of course he’s going to be intelligent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just off of the top of my head, he had some intelligence in the namek saga.

        he found one dragon ball by shaking down a village, and another by shaking down krillin. hid them underwater where he knew frieza wouldn't know to check. then when he got captured, he feigned weakness until zarbon was dumb enough to leave him alone, then just busted out and took the dragon balls with him.

        frieza was also pretty smart for the record, he was the one who told zarbon to go back and interrogate vegeta to see if he had hidden a ball somewhere. he knew that would be a tactical thing to do.

        also, when the ginyu squad came and were going to get the last dragon ball from krillin, he yells at krillin to destroy it. they didn't really have any other options then.

        it didnt work and captain ginyu took the balls to frieza. that would have ended everything, but it turned out the balls needed a namekian password and that was the one thing that saved everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty much exclusively black hair/eyes
      subhuman detected

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love middle eastern guys, but they all age so fast and hard it's sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          at least they aren't literal subhumans

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subhuman detected

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans in Dragon Ball can train to do most of that stuff right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. But come on, you want a piece of this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I want that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What man wouldn't?
          With Saiyans, EVERY girl is a qt tomboy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            whoever wrote this picture has never met a female

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t write pictures moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit that guys probably super embarrassed

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              women would be a lot better if they were actually like that

      • 3 months ago
        SwedishBrorsan

        I want her to fist my asshole with her tail

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        an attractive woman?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rpkbR7G.jpg

        >can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands
        >their bodies stay in their peak physical prime until they hit their eighties
        >get stronger every time they get injured
        >have insanely fast metabolisms so they can eat like a 700lb hamplanet without gaining any weight
        why can't we be saiyans, bros?

        Imagin saiyan gf hahaha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If i had an autistic apeish gf with anger issues I would unironically rape her into submission

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What freaky shit can be done with her tail?
        Since their tails are their weak point do you think it's an erogenous zone for females?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEED
        E
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        TOMBOY
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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but for the vast majority it usually takes much much longer
      It took Master Roshi 50 years just to master the Kamehameha, for example

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Krillin could fly and throw destructo discs when he was way younger? So Krillin is a badass then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krillin got better because Goku's natural ability pushed him to compete at a higher level. Roshi grew up around humans so he only achieved what he believed was humanly possible, but Krillin grew up believing that what was humanly possible was saiyan standard, so he improved faster because he believed it was possible. Thank you for listening to my headcanon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you toryiyama-san
            dr.super slump when?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty good headcanon tbh. Engineering works like this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many pure, non-augmented humans are there in Dragon Ball who can both fly and use ki? There's Krillin, Tien, Yamcha and maybe Chiaotzu, and they're all one-of-a-kind fighting prodigies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically seems like there were more people in Dragon Ball that could do one or both of those things than in DBZ and beyond.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tien, Krillin, Yamcha, Chiaotzu and surprisingly enough Master Tsuru (Tien and Chiaotzu's master, Master Roshi's rival).

            Roshi cannot fly, he never bothered to learn it. Yajirobe has the knowledge of ki control, but he is too lazy to care.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Yajirobe has the knowledge of ki control, but he is too lazy to care.
              IST incarnate

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus he's a fat weeb who is a little too close to a talking cat. He'd fit in well here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krillin is almost without a doubt the strongest (presumably) full blooded human who ever lived. Even the weakest of the main cast is among the strongest in the universe to our knowledge by the time the cell saga was over.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tien is stronger than Krillin, and the only human to sucessfully go toe to toe with Cell

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              tri beam is cooler than distructo disk too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tien did not go toe to toe with cell. He just blasted cell repeatedly to buy time. It didn’t even really hurt him, just held him in place. It’s never outright stated which of the original cast is strongest, but it’s either tien or krillin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cell was also in his second form i believe. his ultimate third form was significantly more powerful, he absorbed an entire android which was stronger than SS vegeta

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tien is part alien right? so not fully human like anon specified

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they ever actually address what Tien is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tien Shinhan is a member of the three-eyed people who settled on earth long ago. While not human, he is still considered to be an earthling.

                P.S. Vegeta posters can kiko-fuck themselves.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tien if the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger
                >that's why we don't see him anymore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, everyone not normal human is an extra terrestrial?
                Puar , Oolong, and all the other anhtropomorphs? Chaozu? All the demons?!
                DBZ was a mistake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they're all extra terrestrial exactly. The 3 eye guys I think were tho. Kinda like the ancient aliens type of shtick, used to be revered as God's and what not. Tien was raised evil and lost most of his God powers bcuz of that tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took krillin like a week, yamcha literally instantly, roshi wasnt a prodigy he was average at best starting out, and he never had the quality of teacher his disciples had, p sure by the end of Z tien could body frieza

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The humans can actually fight higher level opponents pretty well, often using ingenuity to create techniques that’s are somehow aberrant. Krillins destructo disk is a good example, being able to enhance his killing potential a lot past his actual power levels. Tien also has a lot of weird techniques that serve a similar function

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Master Roshi is a coomer and kept on masturbating to porno. He could have been stronger if he had transmutated his sexual energy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No? Other than the first one

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be born in DBZ world
    >99.999% chance you're born a regular human
    >die by the thousands when some monkey gay throws a tantrum
    ebin

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread had 20+ posts when I went to bed. What happened?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread derailed into 4chan discussion and most of the posts were deleted

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who knew that jannies actually did their jobs. if only they did it in other threads.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands
    Any race can do that*

    *in dragon ball

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The average saiyan is actually p dyel and pathetic, watch super broly, only the warriors and shit are as you described

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch super broly
      No, don't care too much for the new stuff outside of the tournament of power which was admittedly cool, but originally even Goku was considered one of the lowest tiers of Saiyan. That is canon to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Broly is one of the best dragon ball movies though. Perhaps the best.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is true

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Super Broly is one of the best dragon ball movies though. Perhaps the best.

            Goddamn this movie kicked ass.

            >watch super broly
            No, don't care too much for the new stuff outside of the tournament of power which was admittedly cool, but originally even Goku was considered one of the lowest tiers of Saiyan. That is canon to me.

            Give it a chance dude.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Super Broly is legitimately great

          they turned him onions, and his legendary only appeared so he could get his ass kicked in it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tree of Might.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Broly is legitimately great

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Series was ruined when they introduced toddler super Saiyans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like a parody of dbz that retcons so much of it to give some shitty unnecessary backstory to the saiyans that makes them less interesting. They also ruined Broly's character. The new Superhero movie is actually good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            they turned him onions, and his legendary only appeared so he could get his ass kicked in it.

            The best part of dragon ball are the damn blows and figths and this is the best movie for it, its along the Bardock one the best movies of the franchise yet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The superhero movie was dogshit. Hit or miss animation and the story was retarded. Why didn't piccolo wish for power sooner? If dende can upgrade the balls that easy why didn't they do it sooner?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it and fell asleep twice! DBZ was the only one I could ever give half a shit about. Thought about giving dragon ball a chance just to watch kid goku destroy communism fr. But the first three seasons of DBZ will always be my favorite, cell was badass but how powerful they get after frieza is almost annoying.

        I like the old school power boosts and frieza force armor. They should do a spin off show about the tuffles vs the saiyans leading up to them being planet brokers for the lizard garden gnomes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tournament of Power was fucking atrocious dude, Super Broly is actually one of the better DB movies ever made.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gohan would be good a good hybrid to try out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll always admire the mental fortitude of Gohan to not be swayed by those honkers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gohan should have dumped Videl the moment she cut her hair short

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just here in my garage

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He knows that you know that he knows that you know.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homophobic defected. Short hair Videl is best Videl.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay detected
            Even as a kid I raged when she cut her hair
            I hate that meme in japanese stories, they think it signifies character development
            Fucking garbage

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant to call you a homo, not a homophobic.
              Anyway you’re wrong. Pixie cuts are cute.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >meme
              she cut the hair because she was thirsty for his monke-D

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she did it for him, remember? he mentioned 'you should cut it short because someone might grab it in a fight' and she cuts it short because she secretly thinks he likes girls with short hair.

          the intent is good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He really should have. Short haired women forfeit their right to be called women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sniff**

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    learn about Universe 6 saiyans

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be happy with the unaging part. It's suifuel to know that no matter how much I lift or what I eat I will be a gross saggy old man in a few decades.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DBZ is just capeshit for weebs. Not fitness related.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      super is a disgrace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      twink

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love woman with saiyan spirit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX WITH CAULIFLA!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss the old artstyle. Even the shitty animators had more soul than super.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, super a shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These new Saipan women do nothing for me. But chi chi, Bulma, 18, and videl....wew lad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Bulma a best, Vegeta is so lucky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is insane for not hitting this when he had the chance

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My bad posted thumbnail

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did toriyama's artstyle become progressively shittier?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Digital ink and paint.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw Goku, Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puar and the Turtle all saw Bulma naked before Vegeta

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bulma doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who's tolerate Goku as a romantic partner. Vegeta's relatively intelligent and actually has a sex drive, Goku's a country bumpkin who literally never kissed his wife before Super.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitjeta
                >intelligent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was a prince, and to be fair Goku is literally retarded

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "relatively" intelligent
                Goku has literal brain damage and spent most of his formative years in the wilderness, Vegeta was a prince who probably had at least a decent education before Frieza blew his planet up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How come the senzu beans never healed Goku's brain damage? Or Yamcha's face scar?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Senzu beans only heal fresh wounds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vegeta's relatively intelligent
                >takes yamchad's sloppy seconds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yamcha didnt even hit it and he got cucked before the end of DB
                yamcha is a trainwreck of a human

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                goku and roshi actually saw the bitch's pussy in DB. although not necessarily in the censored version. vegeta was late in the game, although he got to marry into incredible wealth and cuck yamcha pretty hard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bulma is literally pining over Goku up to and including Namek. It's probably a big factor she even got with Vegeta.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont think she loved him, she watched him grow up. pretty sure she was supposed to be 16 or 18 or something in DB and goku is supposed to be 7 or something in the beginning.

                there is one moment, i think at the end of the frieza saga where she says "Yeah, goku is such a stud" and im pretty sure that was just a bad translation by funimation. it was probably supposed to be something like "Yeah, he's so heroic, he always saves the day" or something like that but her mouth probably didn't move enough to explain all of that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think goku was 12 or 14 in DB, Bulma got pissed when she found out after bathing him because she thought he was a little kid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He told Bulma he was 14, then during the first tournament he realised he miscounted and was actually 12. Krillin's a year older than him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wearing her own name on her clothes
            damn that's kind cool, would it be autistic to do the same?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >top right 80's hair

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Launch was best girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Launch
          Who?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blonde launch was.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'5
    >123lbs
    You sure you want to make that a goal?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia is an inspiration to manlets everywhere... but something must've stunted his growth, almost every other saiyan we've seen (in z) was godsdamned enormous with the exception of goku and turles who are average. His own father was a big lad.
      Betcha freezer didn't feed him enough intentionally.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably did mix something into his rations to weaken him. I do wonder if Toriyama has an explanation

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I do wonder if Toriyama has an explanation
          The real reason is that he's obsessed with the idea of small unassuming midgets being stronger than they look. That's why Vegeta was stronger than Nappa and Raditz, Frieza's final form was one of his smallest, and the god of the multiverse that can destroy entire universes with just a thought looks like this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not on toriyama though, his second editor had the philosophy that enemies should be beautiful and/or small since hulking ugly brutes are expected to be beaten.
            He also made sure to include lots of stuff that would appeal more to women in Z like the whole family stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gets taller throughout the series! I’m tall but vegeta was always my favorite character especially in the early sagas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont care about the canon or Super, Vegeta will always be my favorite. He's the only one who actually works hard in the show, and the fact he's always second best and chasing that goal is true to life, nobody is gonna be the best and you always have to keep struggling to get better. He is more dedicated than anybody and thats admirable.
      The manlet shit doesnt even come into it at all, and no I'm not a coping manlet. I'm 6'3.
      Goku is a mary sue in DBZ and I got tired of him. But tbf I always tend to dislike goody two-shoes protagonist mary sue's in stories. He was good in DB at least cos he actually had to fail and try harder.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck are you on? Up until Cell, Goku trains just as much. That's precisely why he's always ahead of Vegeta.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean he spends most of his time off screen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck are you on? Up until Cell, Goku trains just as much. That's precisely why he's always ahead of Vegeta.

        in the beginning vegeta is actually stronger than goku. goku has to go to kaioken 3 and then 4 to have the advantage.

        then in the frieza saga he's stronger because he got to train on the spaceship until he was basically near-dead, then take a senzu bean and restart. they kind of gloss over that, but with vegeta talking about saiyan zenkai (recovering from a fight to the death and gaining a lot of strength), you can kind of piece together that that's how goku was able to grow in power so fast in the week on the space ship. they show him exhausted after a workout and then taking a senzu bean and getting back to it.

        they both train more after that, but goku is still stronger because he trained smarter in the hyperbolic time chamber. he and gohan learned to stay in their SS form for a long time, rather than what vegeta was probably doing, which was training is bursts during the short time he could be a SS. that gave him the edge.

        then in the buu saga he was taught how to get to SS3 by people in the otherworld, whereas vegeta never got there. that gave him the edge. it was implied they were basically even in SS2 form when he fought vegeta during his majin possession.

        plus, the moment in which vegeta pays respect to goku at the end of the series during the buu fight is not just that goku is stronger, but that he is similarly obsessed with strength without being evil or selfish ("Yet, you never fought to kill... Only to test your limits."). that is one of the things he comes to admire about him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vegeta absolutely won the first fight against Goku. The only reason Goku didn't die is because Krillin and Gohan showed up to save him.

          The latest movie also shows Vegeta winning against Goku, 1v1.

          Fun fact: every time Goku and Vegeta have fought on-screen, Vegeta has NEVER lost.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget le epic comical relief yajirobe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree 100% just lol at all the people saying that Goku trains as hard as Vegeta. Not to mention Vegeta‘s been in countless more battles than Goku has, and thus has more fighting experience. And yet is still put down because of the writer. He trains near death and is still outclassed by “goody two-shoes” (lol) which used to drive me nuts. Vegeta takes care of business on namek ruthlessly killing all frieza henchmen and saving the politically correct church like Z warriors countless times (including that cuck kakarot).

        Vegeta was my inspiration when I first started lifting at 14, I have always compared my garage which gets up to 115 degrees (guess the state) to the 400x gravity chamber vegeta trained in.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the snu snu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw inosuke will never go on an adventure with you

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread devolves into coombait
    You know I left IST because of this shit bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome home, anon

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we get billions of crossover shit
    >actual time travel
    >traveling to the afterlife AND coming back
    >super adds millions of you member berries to the series
    And even with all that
    >goku will never meet his parents
    >goku will never be friends with his brother
    >we will never see comfy slife of life 80s style sayan girls
    >but we will get frieza comes back #1227283637292

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still have a few Dragon Ball comics from when I was a kid...

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulma used the dragon balls to get cosmetic fixes and butt lift, even though she's rich af, Vegeta is the luckiest man in the universe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bulma used the dragon balls to get cosmetic fixes and butt lift, even though she's rich af
      Seems wasteful. What if a random space alien showed up and killed millions?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats why Piccolo gave her shit on the last movie because of that.

        >What if a random space alien showed up and killed millions?
        thats why she's married to a blue hair saiyan god and friends with goku, gods of destruction and literal angels

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i fucking need a saiyan woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lift to choke all-powerful fictional characters to near death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doing this irl is basically impossible with a fully-extended arm as the lever.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no Bulma to my Vegeta

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One other thing is how come they’ve never made a DBZ video game where you play as a saiyan working for frieza and travel to distant planets (think no man’s sky) and say when you start out your a weak little pussy like raditz so you can only hit certain ones. And as you progress you and your team hit up stronger one eventually having frieza a henchmen trying to ambush you on planet (think fallout nv style). As you get beat up your armor would get battered, scouter would explode if they power up and are stronger than you etc.

    Xenoverse was a start, but who cares about multiverses and the DBZ storyline in a game. I want to fly around destroying cities hearing millions of alien plebs dying like worms.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Super any good? Watched all of Dragonball and DBZ. Heard the animation quality of super is worse which is disappointing if true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super starts as like a 3/10 but each season gets one point better until it ends like a 8/10

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get significantly stronger every time they get their asses kicked
    >Don’t abuse this op feature by beating the shit out of eachother constantly to farm strength gains
    >instead get btfo by a chud lizard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really every time they get their asses kicked, it's every time they're beaten to the brink of death. Most of the time I reckon they just died instead of getting thrown in a tank/healed by a magic green child/given a senzu bean.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vegeta used this loophole once in the frieza saga. had krillin blast a hole in him, then got healed by dende. it worked, but he still wasn't nearly strong enough to contend with frieza.

      they had no other mechanism to heal so quickly (senzu beans are rare and it's basically implied korin only grows a few a year)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vegeta used this loophole once in the frieza saga. had krillin blast a hole in him, then got healed by dende. it worked, but he still wasn't nearly strong enough to contend with frieza.

      they had no other mechanism to heal so quickly (senzu beans are rare and it's basically implied korin only grows a few a year)

      zenkai boosts are retarded and I'm glad Toriyama managed to figure that out and write them out of the story
      also keep in mind that saiyans rarely had to give a shit about increasing their power levels because they developed the ability to become great apes at will using that artificial moonlight bullshit, and that gave them like a x10 boost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zenkai is a great concept. it encourages saiyans to get in intense, ruthless battles and to really harden themselves. it is a concept that helps push you to your absolute limits.

        we as modern men should live as if it's real.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I lift? I should probably just do calisthenics and shoot engery balls into the ocean for big gains

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vegeta is technically a prince, Goku is "just a foot soldier". Despite Vegeta being my favorite you can't really put aside the fact that these two balance each other out. Maybe not a bromance, nor a mentor/student relationship, but more like that friend you always meet on the mat for a good roll and end up making each other better in the process.
    obligatory: https://youtu.be/QbTZ5wFZ6ZE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why Vegeta was always referred to as "Prince" when his father has been dead for the entirety of Z (and even all of DB though Vegeta wasn't around then) and thus would actually be the King

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no one left to crown him.
        And even if he did start calling himself that, who would be his subjects? A low class hillbilly with brain damage and their mutt children?

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