>can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands
>their bodies stay in their peak physical prime until they hit their eighties
>get stronger every time they get injured
>have insanely fast metabolisms so they can eat like a 700lb hamplanet without gaining any weight
why can't we be saiyans, bros?
>average iq of like 60
>fightards to the core, even at the detriment of themselves or others
>pretty much exclusively black hair/eyes
I'm glad we're not. But joining our bloodlines seems desirable, if Gohan and Trunks are anything to go by.
So we've got to hurry up and get strong enough to survive mating with saiyan women.
>average iq of like 60
See how smart you are after I knock some sense into you, figgit.
Just train for blonde hair and green eyes
Based
/CNG/ is back baby and going intergalactic
Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter? How can you accurately assess the entire intelligence of a species when they've already demonstrated the capacity to develop advanced technology?
frieza Black folk did that
>Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter?
No, what happened was that the Saiyans were basically cavemen who destroyed their home planet because they chimped out too hard, so they travelled to another planet that had a technologically advanced civilization and used the full moon to kill everyone and steal their tech.
so saiyans are just intergalactic Black folk? and the monkey tail. how did dbz get away with this?
Pretty easy, not everyone lives in America and thinks like a moron
Why do you think blacks like DBZ so much?
it's less about blacks and whites and more about males and females. it speaks to boys because of the demonstrations of testosterone, lack of fear, fighting great battles, etc.
chad wins AGAIN
smart homies btfo
How did they travel to other planets if they're so stupid?
saiyans were actually business men. they cleared out planets to sell literally the entire planet to other wealthy people in the universe. Raditz explains this during the saiyan saga (or maybe it was Vegeta) and it's basically never mentioned again. but that's why they send saiyans, even saiyan babies, to various planets. goku was supposed to see the moon as a baby, turn into the oozaru, and basically exterminate the human race.
It was Raditz and he refers to them as planet brokers!
Wasn't that what they did when they were subjugated under Freiza?
It was what got Freeza's attention in the first place, it's just that after he found out about them, they had to do it for him instead of for themselves.
Note that Freeza was also doing the same thing at the time, he didn't steal the idea from them or anything; he just made the competition work for him
>Didn't the Saiyans invent the scouter?
the tuffles did, the saiyans stole it like everything else.
>average iq of like 60
Literally only for Son Goku
Vegeta is smart as frick, so is Son Gohan
Name one feat of intelligence Vegeta has displayed.
Vegeta is a highly educated prince, of course he’s going to be intelligent
just off of the top of my head, he had some intelligence in the namek saga.
he found one dragon ball by shaking down a village, and another by shaking down krillin. hid them underwater where he knew frieza wouldn't know to check. then when he got captured, he feigned weakness until zarbon was dumb enough to leave him alone, then just busted out and took the dragon balls with him.
frieza was also pretty smart for the record, he was the one who told zarbon to go back and interrogate vegeta to see if he had hidden a ball somewhere. he knew that would be a tactical thing to do.
also, when the ginyu squad came and were going to get the last dragon ball from krillin, he yells at krillin to destroy it. they didn't really have any other options then.
it didnt work and captain ginyu took the balls to frieza. that would have ended everything, but it turned out the balls needed a namekian password and that was the one thing that saved everything.
>pretty much exclusively black hair/eyes
subhuman detected
I love middle eastern guys, but they all age so fast and hard it's sad.
at least they aren't literal subhumans
>subhuman detected
Humans in Dragon Ball can train to do most of that stuff right.
Yeah. But come on, you want a piece of this.
Not him but I want that
What man wouldn't?
With Saiyans, EVERY girl is a qt tomboy.
whoever wrote this picture has never met a female
You don’t write pictures Black person.
oh shit that guys probably super embarrassed
women would be a lot better if they were actually like that
I want her to fist my butthole with her tail
an attractive woman?
Imagin saiyan gf hahaha
If i had an autistic apeish gf with anger issues I would unironically rape her into submission
What freaky shit can be done with her tail?
Since their tails are their weak point do you think it's an erogenous zone for females?
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Yeah, but for the vast majority it usually takes much much longer
It took Master Roshi 50 years just to master the Kamehameha, for example
But Krillin could fly and throw destructo discs when he was way younger? So Krillin is a badass then?
Krillin got better because Goku's natural ability pushed him to compete at a higher level. Roshi grew up around humans so he only achieved what he believed was humanly possible, but Krillin grew up believing that what was humanly possible was saiyan standard, so he improved faster because he believed it was possible. Thank you for listening to my headcanon.
thank you toryiyama-san
dr.super slump when?
Pretty good headcanon tbh. Engineering works like this
How many pure, non-augmented humans are there in Dragon Ball who can both fly and use ki? There's Krillin, Tien, Yamcha and maybe Chiaotzu, and they're all one-of-a-kind fighting prodigies.
Ironically seems like there were more people in Dragon Ball that could do one or both of those things than in DBZ and beyond.
Tien, Krillin, Yamcha, Chiaotzu and surprisingly enough Master Tsuru (Tien and Chiaotzu's master, Master Roshi's rival).
Roshi cannot fly, he never bothered to learn it. Yajirobe has the knowledge of ki control, but he is too lazy to care.
> Yajirobe has the knowledge of ki control, but he is too lazy to care.
IST incarnate
Plus he's a fat weeb who is a little too close to a talking cat. He'd fit in well here.
Krillin is almost without a doubt the strongest (presumably) full blooded human who ever lived. Even the weakest of the main cast is among the strongest in the universe to our knowledge by the time the cell saga was over.
Tien is stronger than Krillin, and the only human to sucessfully go toe to toe with Cell
tri beam is cooler than distructo disk too
Tien did not go toe to toe with cell. He just blasted cell repeatedly to buy time. It didn’t even really hurt him, just held him in place. It’s never outright stated which of the original cast is strongest, but it’s either tien or krillin.
cell was also in his second form i believe. his ultimate third form was significantly more powerful, he absorbed an entire android which was stronger than SS vegeta
Tien is part alien right? so not fully human like anon specified
I don't think they ever actually address what Tien is.
Tien Shinhan is a member of the three-eyed people who settled on earth long ago. While not human, he is still considered to be an earthling.
P.S. Vegeta posters can kiko-frick themselves.
>Tien if the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger
>that's why we don't see him anymore
So, everyone not normal human is an extra terrestrial?
Puar , Oolong, and all the other anhtropomorphs? Chaozu? All the demons?!
DBZ was a mistake.
I don't think they're all extra terrestrial exactly. The 3 eye guys I think were tho. Kinda like the ancient aliens type of shtick, used to be revered as God's and what not. Tien was raised evil and lost most of his God powers bcuz of that tho
Took krillin like a week, yamcha literally instantly, roshi wasnt a prodigy he was average at best starting out, and he never had the quality of teacher his disciples had, p sure by the end of Z tien could body frieza
The humans can actually fight higher level opponents pretty well, often using ingenuity to create techniques that’s are somehow aberrant. Krillins destructo disk is a good example, being able to enhance his killing potential a lot past his actual power levels. Tien also has a lot of weird techniques that serve a similar function
Master Roshi is a coomer and kept on jerking off to porno. He could have been stronger if he had transmutated his sexual energy.
No? Other than the first one
>be born in DBZ world
>99.999% chance you're born a regular human
>die by the thousands when some monkey homosexual throws a tantrum
ebin
This thread had 20+ posts when I went to bed. What happened?
thread derailed into /misc/ discussion and most of the posts were deleted
who knew that jannies actually did their jobs. if only they did it in other threads.
>can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands
Any race can do that*
*in dragon ball
The average saiyan is actually p dyel and pathetic, watch super broly, only the warriors and shit are as you described
>watch super broly
No, don't care too much for the new stuff outside of the tournament of power which was admittedly cool, but originally even Goku was considered one of the lowest tiers of Saiyan. That is canon to me.
Super Broly is one of the best dragon ball movies though. Perhaps the best.
This is true
Goddamn this movie kicked ass.
Give it a chance dude.
they turned him onions, and his legendary only appeared so he could get his ass kicked in it.
Tree of Might.
Super Broly is legitimately great
Series was ruined when they introduced toddler super Saiyans
It's like a parody of dbz that retcons so much of it to give some shitty unnecessary backstory to the saiyans that makes them less interesting. They also ruined Broly's character. The new Superhero movie is actually good.
The best part of dragon ball are the damn blows and figths and this is the best movie for it, its along the Bardock one the best movies of the franchise yet
The superhero movie was dogshit. Hit or miss animation and the story was moronic. Why didn't piccolo wish for power sooner? If dende can upgrade the balls that easy why didn't they do it sooner?
I watched it and fell asleep twice! DBZ was the only one I could ever give half a shit about. Thought about giving dragon ball a chance just to watch kid goku destroy communism fr. But the first three seasons of DBZ will always be my favorite, cell was badass but how powerful they get after frieza is almost annoying.
I like the old school power boosts and frieza force armor. They should do a spin off show about the tuffles vs the saiyans leading up to them being planet brokers for the lizard israelites.
Tournament of Power was fricking atrocious dude, Super Broly is actually one of the better DB movies ever made.
Gohan would be good a good hybrid to try out
I'll always admire the mental fortitude of Gohan to not be swayed by those honkers
Gohan should have dumped Videl the moment she cut her hair short
Just here in my garage
He knows that you know that he knows that you know.
Homophobic defected. Short hair Videl is best Videl.
homosexual detected
Even as a kid I raged when she cut her hair
I hate that meme in japanese stories, they think it signifies character development
Fricking garbage
I meant to call you a homo, not a homophobic.
Anyway you’re wrong. Pixie cuts are cute.
>meme
she cut the hair because she was thirsty for his monke-D
she did it for him, remember? he mentioned 'you should cut it short because someone might grab it in a fight' and she cuts it short because she secretly thinks he likes girls with short hair.
the intent is good.
He really should have. Short haired women forfeit their right to be called women.
*sniff**
learn about Universe 6 saiyans
I would be happy with the unaging part. It's suifuel to know that no matter how much I lift or what I eat I will be a gross saggy old man in a few decades.
DBZ is just capeshit for weebs. Not fitness related.
dyel
super is a disgrace
twink
Gotta love woman with saiyan spirit
SEX WITH CAULIFLA!!!
God I miss the old artstyle. Even the shitty animators had more soul than super.
agreed, super a shit
These new Saipan women do nothing for me. But chi chi, Bulma, 18, and videl....wew lad.
Based
Bulma a best, Vegeta is so lucky
Goku is insane for not hitting this when he had the chance
My bad posted thumbnail
Why did toriyama's artstyle become progressively shittier?
Digital ink and paint.
>tfw Goku, Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puar and the Turtle all saw Bulma naked before Vegeta
Bulma doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who's tolerate Goku as a romantic partner. Vegeta's relatively intelligent and actually has a sex drive, Goku's a country bumpkin who literally never kissed his wife before Super.
>shitjeta
>intelligent
He was a prince, and to be fair Goku is literally moronic
"relatively" intelligent
Goku has literal brain damage and spent most of his formative years in the wilderness, Vegeta was a prince who probably had at least a decent education before Frieza blew his planet up
How come the senzu beans never healed Goku's brain damage? Or Yamcha's face scar?
Senzu beans only heal fresh wounds.
>Vegeta's relatively intelligent
>takes yamchad's sloppy seconds
yamcha didnt even hit it and he got cucked before the end of DB
yamcha is a trainwreck of a human
goku and roshi actually saw the b***h's pussy in DB. although not necessarily in the censored version. vegeta was late in the game, although he got to marry into incredible wealth and cuck yamcha pretty hard.
Bulma is literally pining over Goku up to and including Namek. It's probably a big factor she even got with Vegeta.
i dont think she loved him, she watched him grow up. pretty sure she was supposed to be 16 or 18 or something in DB and goku is supposed to be 7 or something in the beginning.
there is one moment, i think at the end of the frieza saga where she says "Yeah, goku is such a stud" and im pretty sure that was just a bad translation by funimation. it was probably supposed to be something like "Yeah, he's so heroic, he always saves the day" or something like that but her mouth probably didn't move enough to explain all of that.
i think goku was 12 or 14 in DB, Bulma got pissed when she found out after bathing him because she thought he was a little kid
He told Bulma he was 14, then during the first tournament he realised he miscounted and was actually 12. Krillin's a year older than him.
>wearing her own name on her clothes
damn that's kind cool, would it be autistic to do the same?
>top right 80's hair
Launch was best girl
>Launch
Who?
Blonde launch was.
>5'5
>123lbs
You sure you want to make that a goal?
Virginia is an inspiration to manlets everywhere... but something must've stunted his growth, almost every other saiyan we've seen (in z) was godsdamned enormous with the exception of goku and turles who are average. His own father was a big lad.
Betcha freezer didn't feed him enough intentionally.
They probably did mix something into his rations to weaken him. I do wonder if Toriyama has an explanation
>I do wonder if Toriyama has an explanation
The real reason is that he's obsessed with the idea of small unassuming midgets being stronger than they look. That's why Vegeta was stronger than Nappa and Raditz, Frieza's final form was one of his smallest, and the god of the multiverse that can destroy entire universes with just a thought looks like this.
that's not on toriyama though, his second editor had the philosophy that enemies should be beautiful and/or small since hulking ugly brutes are expected to be beaten.
He also made sure to include lots of stuff that would appeal more to women in Z like the whole family stuff.
He gets taller throughout the series! I’m tall but vegeta was always my favorite character especially in the early sagas.
I dont care about the canon or Super, Vegeta will always be my favorite. He's the only one who actually works hard in the show, and the fact he's always second best and chasing that goal is true to life, nobody is gonna be the best and you always have to keep struggling to get better. He is more dedicated than anybody and thats admirable.
The manlet shit doesnt even come into it at all, and no I'm not a coping manlet. I'm 6'3.
Goku is a mary sue in DBZ and I got tired of him. But tbf I always tend to dislike goody two-shoes protagonist mary sue's in stories. He was good in DB at least cos he actually had to fail and try harder.
The frick are you on? Up until Cell, Goku trains just as much. That's precisely why he's always ahead of Vegeta.
You mean he spends most of his time off screen
in the beginning vegeta is actually stronger than goku. goku has to go to kaioken 3 and then 4 to have the advantage.
then in the frieza saga he's stronger because he got to train on the spaceship until he was basically near-dead, then take a senzu bean and restart. they kind of gloss over that, but with vegeta talking about saiyan zenkai (recovering from a fight to the death and gaining a lot of strength), you can kind of piece together that that's how goku was able to grow in power so fast in the week on the space ship. they show him exhausted after a workout and then taking a senzu bean and getting back to it.
they both train more after that, but goku is still stronger because he trained smarter in the hyperbolic time chamber. he and gohan learned to stay in their SS form for a long time, rather than what vegeta was probably doing, which was training is bursts during the short time he could be a SS. that gave him the edge.
then in the buu saga he was taught how to get to SS3 by people in the otherworld, whereas vegeta never got there. that gave him the edge. it was implied they were basically even in SS2 form when he fought vegeta during his majin possession.
plus, the moment in which vegeta pays respect to goku at the end of the series during the buu fight is not just that goku is stronger, but that he is similarly obsessed with strength without being evil or selfish ("Yet, you never fought to kill... Only to test your limits."). that is one of the things he comes to admire about him.
Vegeta absolutely won the first fight against Goku. The only reason Goku didn't die is because Krillin and Gohan showed up to save him.
The latest movie also shows Vegeta winning against Goku, 1v1.
Fun fact: every time Goku and Vegeta have fought on-screen, Vegeta has NEVER lost.
Don't forget le epic comical relief yajirobe.
I agree 100% just lol at all the people saying that Goku trains as hard as Vegeta. Not to mention Vegeta‘s been in countless more battles than Goku has, and thus has more fighting experience. And yet is still put down because of the writer. He trains near death and is still outclassed by “goody two-shoes” (lol) which used to drive me nuts. Vegeta takes care of business on namek ruthlessly killing all frieza henchmen and saving the politically correct church like Z warriors countless times (including that cuck kakarot).
Vegeta was my inspiration when I first started lifting at 14, I have always compared my garage which gets up to 115 degrees (guess the state) to the 400x gravity chamber vegeta trained in.
imagine the snu snu
Tfw inosuke will never go on an adventure with you
>thread devolves into coombait
You know I left IST because of this shit bro
welcome home, anon
>we get billions of crossover shit
>actual time travel
>traveling to the afterlife AND coming back
>super adds millions of you member berries to the series
And even with all that
>goku will never meet his parents
>goku will never be friends with his brother
>we will never see comfy slife of life 80s style sayan girls
>but we will get frieza comes back #1227283637292
I still have a few Dragon Ball comics from when I was a kid...
Bulma used the dragon balls to get cosmetic fixes and butt lift, even though she's rich af, Vegeta is the luckiest man in the universe
>Bulma used the dragon balls to get cosmetic fixes and butt lift, even though she's rich af
Seems wasteful. What if a random space alien showed up and killed millions?
yeah thats why Piccolo gave her shit on the last movie because of that.
>What if a random space alien showed up and killed millions?
thats why she's married to a blue hair saiyan god and friends with goku, gods of destruction and literal angels
God i fricking need a saiyan woman
same
i lift to choke all-powerful fictional characters to near death
doing this irl is basically impossible with a fully-extended arm as the lever.
Tfw no Bulma to my Vegeta
One other thing is how come they’ve never made a DBZ video game where you play as a saiyan working for frieza and travel to distant planets (think no man’s sky) and say when you start out your a weak little pussy like raditz so you can only hit certain ones. And as you progress you and your team hit up stronger one eventually having frieza a henchmen trying to ambush you on planet (think fallout nv style). As you get beat up your armor would get battered, scouter would explode if they power up and are stronger than you etc.
Xenoverse was a start, but who cares about multiverses and the DBZ storyline in a game. I want to fly around destroying cities hearing millions of alien plebs dying like worms.
Is Super any good? Watched all of Dragonball and DBZ. Heard the animation quality of super is worse which is disappointing if true
Super starts as like a 3/10 but each season gets one point better until it ends like a 8/10
>get significantly stronger every time they get their asses kicked
>Don’t abuse this op feature by beating the shit out of eachother constantly to farm strength gains
>instead get btfo by a troony lizard
It's not really every time they get their asses kicked, it's every time they're beaten to the brink of death. Most of the time I reckon they just died instead of getting thrown in a tank/healed by a magic green child/given a senzu bean.
vegeta used this loophole once in the frieza saga. had krillin blast a hole in him, then got healed by dende. it worked, but he still wasn't nearly strong enough to contend with frieza.
they had no other mechanism to heal so quickly (senzu beans are rare and it's basically implied korin only grows a few a year)
zenkai boosts are moronic and I'm glad Toriyama managed to figure that out and write them out of the story
also keep in mind that saiyans rarely had to give a shit about increasing their power levels because they developed the ability to become great apes at will using that artificial moonlight bullshit, and that gave them like a x10 boost
zenkai is a great concept. it encourages saiyans to get in intense, ruthless battles and to really harden themselves. it is a concept that helps push you to your absolute limits.
we as modern men should live as if it's real.
Why do I lift? I should probably just do calisthenics and shoot engery balls into the ocean for big gains
Vegeta is technically a prince, Goku is "just a foot soldier". Despite Vegeta being my favorite you can't really put aside the fact that these two balance each other out. Maybe not a bromance, nor a mentor/student relationship, but more like that friend you always meet on the mat for a good roll and end up making each other better in the process.
obligatory: https://youtu.be/QbTZ5wFZ6ZE
I never understood why Vegeta was always referred to as "Prince" when his father has been dead for the entirety of Z (and even all of DB though Vegeta wasn't around then) and thus would actually be the King
There's no one left to crown him.
And even if he did start calling himself that, who would be his subjects? A low class hillbilly with brain damage and their mutt children?