Can I drown my food with this? Eating bland food makes me want to rope.

Can I drown my food with this? Eating bland food makes me want to rope.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only useful on salads. What other kind of food needs this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can put it on pretty much anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chicken tendies
      >hot wings
      >pizza
      >french fries
      >carrot sticks
      >fried pickles
      >basically anything breaded and fried
      I’m from Indiana btw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        suboptimal dip for everything you listed except carrots and fried pickles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What are the optimal dips for each of those?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tendies
            ketchup or bbq sauce
            >hot wings
            blue cheese
            >pizza
            garlic sauce
            >french fries
            ketchup or bbq sauce

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've never been a ketchup guy, just tomatoes and corn syrup. I buy good natural/paleo style ketchup sometimes which is better but not my go to. BBQ is alright with those things but I agree with the other guy that ranch is p good on those things. I'm the type of freak that'd dip fries in mayo tho so I should probably be shot anyways.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alternatively

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tobasco better

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lrn 2 cook. Almost any food can be improved with spices, salt, and/or pairing. That slop will greatly affect your gains. Ig you really love ranch, make a huge batch from scratch with high quality ingredients so you are sucking down basedbean oil and God knows what else.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce and worchestershire sauce. You're welcome

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to cook, anon.
    https://theinspiredhome.com/articles/the-top-5-spices-you-need-in-your-pantry-and-how-to-use-them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no garlic powder
      I shiggy diggy.

      Also, if you want a magic spice blend, get you some of pic related. I hate buying premade blends and almost always make my own, but this is one of the few I buy. OP, if all else fails and you won't learn to cook, use hot sauce rather than ranch as it will mask taste but not add many calories.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>no garlic powder
        get fresh garlic dummy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic related

        >>no garlic powder
        get fresh garlic dummy

        >implying garlic powder and fresh garlic have the same flavor
        lmao ok cooklet

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own. That bottled shit has poison in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That poison is called s*ybean oil

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is your food bland, anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >steak, rice, broccoli, chicken, eggs everyday
      >wow, this food is so good!!! Who can get tired of this!!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what is seasoning

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only an American would think food is bland without drowning it in sauce lol

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