Can you guys remind me why Im working out to be lean and muscular im losing it rn bros

Can you guys remind me why I’m working out to be lean and muscular… im losing it rn bros…

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lift for IU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who is IU?
      I thought Asian girls didn’t like muscle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > doesn’t know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is it I don’t know oh wise anon..?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ur an ultra gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is it that Asian girls do like muscles after all? You gotta understand I don’t live in a place where many Asian girls are around

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Too muscular is bad but being lean with a fair amount of muscles will get u any women ( when they’re ovulating I guess)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting

                "Koreas daughter,' that turned into a whore overnight lol

                Ok I see what you mean now
                So… QRD on how she became a whore over night?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Koreas daughter,' that turned into a whore overnight lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >turned into a whore overnight
          what happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iu. lmoa korean whores have dumber names than nip or chinamen broads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao like this skellyfat bitch deserves someone who works hard to build. Look up her self destructive diet, the IU diet, she's one of those vegan suicide cut retards that are constantly pushing for deathfat levels of body fat whilst being underweight. The only thing these asian bitches cut is muscle. You should see their diets...
      LMAO imagine dedicating yourself to being strong and constructive with your body, only to chase some self-destructive, life ending retard like this bitch. And you know these girls look auschwitz mode and famine-pilled naked, huge turnoff. The ones with decent body weight, sadly, only look like blobs of fat since they don't build muscle at all.
      I'm talking 30+%bf whilst being under 55kg, with a BMI of 17 or some shit like that. Just imagine this path in life...

  2. 1 month ago
    I hate women

    idk maybe you should give up gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice kot.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    judging by that whore you have saved on your computer i think u know exactly why you're lifting

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to feel true intensity. To have the pain of being ripped apart ever present. Our lives are enveloped by simple boring tasks that do not really stimulate our sympathetic nervous system so we develop these anxieties over useless shit. Stimulate your central nervous system and soon you will be too tired to worry about gay shit. Right now matters the most, not what will happen in 2 days or what you fucked up on 3 years ago. Remind you why you lift? Nah, thats your job. My job is to show you that you dont have it all lined up yet.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine finally penetrating my crush and taking off my shirt to reveal my tight shredded core, and here eyes lighting up like shes the luckiest girl in the world, as she fingers my abs and i absolutely conquer her lower half in the name of love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does she even know you exist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well,....gotta admit this is good for motivation, my dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she fingers my abs

      fucking ew

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so i can easily manhandle my wife and effortlessly throw around my kids when eventually i impregnate her
    i also wish to be able to easily still do pullups in my 60s so i can train with my grandkids

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but theres poop in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the strawberry frosting hides both the taste and smell. Trust me, I've done it before.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me feel good. When I run my nightly 5k route there's this one corner I turn where I open up my stride and run at full speed down the length of the street. That shit feels so damn good, literally the highlight of my day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could run in my neighborhood But so many black people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my running pace is faster than 99% of people sprint pace. I couldn't give less of a fuck what some moron wants from me, plus I carry a gun and practice shooting every weekend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Should I buy a gun ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The answer is always yes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having to carry a gun for doing your daily cardio.
          Is it that place everyone calls the Land of Freedom?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I joke about morons but its more for the coyotes. I like to run in the evening/night and my neighborhood borders a very large piece of undeveloped land so I see them pretty commonly. It's rare for them to go near people but a few people have been bitten around me before and I don't want to risk getting rabies or whatever other diseases they carry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            imagine not being able to walk into a store right now and buy a kitted out ar 15 with drum mags. cope. seethe. dilate. urinepeon

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find her cute, I like gnomish girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be healthy, gluttony and sloth is sin.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone here ever actually been to a porn convention? Do you just go around and tell each of the girls how many times you've jerked off to them?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Edit: thankyou for the silver, kind redditor!
      It's just so fucking cringe, exactly like when you see a comment on youtube with
      >Edit: woahh 1000 likes wow! I never thought this little joke would get so big haha thanks everyone!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy macarroni sweet jeezas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >account frequently visits gay subreddits
      you sure showed them sport

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you need to be an 7/10 man to get a 5/10 woman, a 8/10 to get a 6/10 and a 9/10 to get a 7/10.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So stop being a gay crybaby and do it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true stop crying and just do it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dread game on point
          What is dread game?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's a typo. should be dead game. bitches love when you raise the dead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dread game is a PUA technique of making your woman insecure and afraid that you're going to leave her for a better woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dread game DEEZ NUTS

            Haha, got another one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. dreadlet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The metroid one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Keeping a girl on her toes by letting her know you get attention from other girls
            It gets their hyper competitiveness going and prevents them from getting too comfortable in the relationship ( ie. getting fat, not having sex as much, not taking care of her appearance when she's around you, etc.. )

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you should be over 6 inches tall. If you meant 6 feet, put 6', not 6". Fucking everyone's retarded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But once you're a 9/10 pretty much every 7 wants you so you're drowning in pussy according to incel lore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doing anything for women
      Not worth it. The modern female is a culturally bankrupt, emotionally volatile codependent parasite

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tight posterior chain
    >Dropped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      posterior chain

      fag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the crackheads on the bus think twice before asking you for money

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her asshole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You think she'd shit in my mouth if I told her to, rather than asked? I don't need her to enjoy it with me, I simply prefer she not act disgusted.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do it because if I don't I lose the battle to schizophrenia and I'm insane, you probably have a gay reason like losing your virginity because you're an insecure loser

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her twerk practice is probably my all time favorite video right now and has been since it came out. I wish she’d do more like that or the morning wood one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      link?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women if you read this: do not work out. Eat. We want you chubby. Men: just keep working out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name? Ive seen more of her before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lavon affair now stop being a gay fatty fetishist and get your priorities straight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can't find her under that name, thanks though friend 🙂

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Abella Danger
    >perfect body
    >ugly horse garden gnome face
    >raspy “cocks fucked to my vocal cords” voice

    Must we always take the good with the bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that body aint perfect, leave now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is, but God stuck the wrong head on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her vag looks like shit

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being out some where and having to stand in an incredibly weird/awkward position for hours to elongate your torso and smooth out your body fat and appear curvier otherwise your body looks like shit.
    LMAO @ women.

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