Can you guys remind me why I’m working out to be lean and muscular… im losing it rn bros…
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Lift for IU
Who is IU?
I thought Asian girls didn’t like muscle
> doesn’t know
What is it I don’t know oh wise anon..?
Ur an ultra homosexual
Is it that Asian girls do like muscles after all? You gotta understand I don’t live in a place where many Asian girls are around
Too muscular is bad but being lean with a fair amount of muscles will get u any women ( when they’re ovulating I guess)
Interesting
Ok I see what you mean now
So… QRD on how she became a prostitute over night?
"Koreas daughter,' that turned into a prostitute overnight lol
>turned into a prostitute overnight
what happened?
iu. lmoa korean prostitutes have dumber names than nip or chinamen broads
lmao like this skellyfat b***h deserves someone who works hard to build. Look up her self destructive diet, the IU diet, she's one of those vegan suicide cut morons that are constantly pushing for deathfat levels of body fat whilst being underweight. The only thing these asian b***hes cut is muscle. You should see their diets...
LMAO imagine dedicating yourself to being strong and constructive with your body, only to chase some self-destructive, life ending moron like this b***h. And you know these girls look auschwitz mode and famine-pilled naked, huge turnoff. The ones with decent body weight, sadly, only look like blobs of fat since they don't build muscle at all.
I'm talking 30+%bf whilst being under 55kg, with a BMI of 17 or some shit like that. Just imagine this path in life...
idk maybe you should give up homosexual
Nice kot.
judging by that prostitute you have saved on your computer i think u know exactly why you're lifting
I lift to feel true intensity. To have the pain of being ripped apart ever present. Our lives are enveloped by simple boring tasks that do not really stimulate our sympathetic nervous system so we develop these anxieties over useless shit. Stimulate your central nervous system and soon you will be too tired to worry about gay shit. Right now matters the most, not what will happen in 2 days or what you fricked up on 3 years ago. Remind you why you lift? Nah, thats your job. My job is to show you that you dont have it all lined up yet.
I imagine finally penetrating my crush and taking off my shirt to reveal my tight shredded core, and here eyes lighting up like shes the luckiest girl in the world, as she fingers my abs and i absolutely conquer her lower half in the name of love
Does she even know you exist?
Well,....gotta admit this is good for motivation, my dude.
>she fingers my abs
fricking ew
I lift so i can easily manhandle my wife and effortlessly throw around my kids when eventually i impregnate her
i also wish to be able to easily still do pullups in my 60s so i can train with my grandkids
but theres poop in there
Yeah, the strawberry frosting hides both the taste and smell. Trust me, I've done it before.
It makes me feel good. When I run my nightly 5k route there's this one corner I turn where I open up my stride and run at full speed down the length of the street. That shit feels so damn good, literally the highlight of my day.
I wish I could run in my neighborhood But so many black people
my running pace is faster than 99% of people sprint pace. I couldn't give less of a frick what some Black person wants from me, plus I carry a gun and practice shooting every weekend.
Should I buy a gun ?
The answer is always yes
Imagine having to carry a gun for doing your daily cardio.
Is it that place everyone calls the Land of Freedom?
I joke about Black folk but its more for the coyotes. I like to run in the evening/night and my neighborhood borders a very large piece of undeveloped land so I see them pretty commonly. It's rare for them to go near people but a few people have been bitten around me before and I don't want to risk getting rabies or whatever other diseases they carry.
imagine not being able to walk into a store right now and buy a kitted out ar 15 with drum mags. cope. seethe. dilate. urinepeon
I find her cute, I like israeli girls
Me too.
To be healthy, gluttony and sloth is sin.
Has anyone here ever actually been to a porn convention? Do you just go around and tell each of the girls how many times you've jerked off to them?
>Edit: thankyou for the silver, kind redditor!
It's just so fricking cringe, exactly like when you see a comment on youtube with
>Edit: woahh 1000 likes wow! I never thought this little joke would get so big haha thanks everyone!!
holy macarroni sweet jeezas
>account frequently visits gay subreddits
you sure showed them sport
because you need to be an 7/10 man to get a 5/10 woman, a 8/10 to get a 6/10 and a 9/10 to get a 7/10.
So stop being a homosexual crybaby and do it.
true stop crying and just do it
>Dread game on point
What is dread game?
it's a typo. should be dead game. b***hes love when you raise the dead.
Dread game is a PUA technique of making your woman insecure and afraid that you're going to leave her for a better woman.
Dread game DEEZ NUTS
Haha, got another one
>t. dreadlet
The metroid one
Keeping a girl on her toes by letting her know you get attention from other girls
It gets their hyper competitiveness going and prevents them from getting too comfortable in the relationship ( ie. getting fat, not having sex as much, not taking care of her appearance when she's around you, etc.. )
Yes, you should be over 6 inches tall. If you meant 6 feet, put 6', not 6". Fricking everyone's moronic.
But once you're a 9/10 pretty much every 7 wants you so you're drowning in pussy according to incel lore
>doing anything for women
Not worth it. The modern female is a culturally bankrupt, emotionally volatile codependent parasite
>Tight posterior chain
>Dropped
posterior chain
gay
Problem?
So the crackheads on the bus think twice before asking you for money
I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her butthole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.
You think she'd shit in my mouth if I told her to, rather than asked? I don't need her to enjoy it with me, I simply prefer she not act disgusted.
I do it because if I don't I lose the battle to schizophrenia and I'm insane, you probably have a homosexual reason like losing your virginity because you're an insecure loser
Her twerk practice is probably my all time favorite video right now and has been since it came out. I wish she’d do more like that or the morning wood one.
link?
Women if you read this: do not work out. Eat. We want you chubby. Men: just keep working out.
Name? Ive seen more of her before
lavon affair now stop being a homosexual fatty fetishist and get your priorities straight
Can't find her under that name, thanks though friend 🙂
>Abella Danger
>perfect body
>ugly horse israelite face
>raspy “wieners fricked to my vocal cords” voice
Must we always take the good with the bad?
that body aint perfect, leave now
It literally is, but God stuck the wrong head on it.
Her vag looks like shit
Imagine being out some where and having to stand in an incredibly weird/awkward position for hours to elongate your torso and smooth out your body fat and appear curvier otherwise your body looks like shit.
LMAO @ women.