This. Vegans make basically nogainz it's a miracle v*gan g*ins made any at all before he gave himself cancer. OP needs to find a good source of eggs and meat.
Most vegans are fake. Enjoy your anemia, loser. I’m going to keep killing chickens, cows, pigs, and when they run out, I’ll hunt you for my meat.
This. Vegans make basically nogainz it's a miracle v*gan g*ins made any at all before he gave himself cancer. OP needs to find a good source of eggs and meat.
vegan "meat" is even more expensive than actual meat.
Also all the fricking "high protein" vegan shit is between 5 to 10 grams of protein per 100gr, pathetic.
it's the IST meme to hate on vegetarians even though they build muscle and get fat as frick just fine.
on another note, vegetables are literally the reason people weigh so much. seed oils, sugar, wheat (beer), tortillas, corn
Vegetarians will make gains because unlike vegans they can eat eggs/yogurt/whey/lean parm cheese. I don't believe a single vegan bodybuilder is natty; I attempted a vegan diet for a few months and it went as poor as common sense would have one expect. Stalled lifts, gained weight, depressed constantly, no libido, etc. Aggressively course corrected and never entertaining the vegan meme ever again.
it's peasant food no it's fricking slave food
men eat meat
the problem int he world is there is no meaningful war and zero fidelity and that's all on purpose
Don't be a slave
I don't have roach problems since they aren't where I live, also I breed giant hissing roaches for fun
there are many beautiful species of roaches except the ones from turkey
I wouldn't eat them straight, but I make a red lentil curry that's good and high in protein. Also there are different varieties. The brown and green ones have a earthy flavour and I don't like them. The red ones (orange really) taste much better.
Have you tried grasshoppers? They contain a ton of protein and are pretty cheap. I had grasshopper pizza for the second time today and it was delicious.
Every hunter gatherer tribe ever studied by anthropologists.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no source
Enjoy your chitin, contrarian.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't see anything on Wikipedia, I don't feel like doing any more research so I'm gonna say you're wrong
>no source
Enjoy your chitin, contrarian.
Logically why wouldn't they? It's free protein just sitting there waiting to be picked up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Logically why wouldn't they?
Why wouldn't they drink sea water when they're thirsty?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The French still eat snails ffs, you really think some hungry hunter gatherer is not going to?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Snails aren't bugs
2 years ago
Anonymous
Same principle though you massive moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No it isn't
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Logically why wouldn't they?
because it takes 1h and 300 kcalories to catch one bug lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Japs still hunt wasps for their tasty larva. Actual people dont eat them, uncivilized as frick that is. Better to die with dignity than subsist off crickets like a slope.
bugs have 60% bioavalability and a protein score of 30, compared to meats with a bioavailability of 85%+ and a protein score of 95+
protein score is based of what amino acids the food has, with the standard being egg whites, with a score of 100
>comparing dried bugs to fresh meat >not taking protein digestibility into account >even s*y has better quality protein
insects are not human food, never will be
>be shopping online because i don't like walking through grocery stores >israeli in heart, always try to get the best deals on food, especially on animal based products >on the walmart website >i frequently check the prices of pantry staples on here so when i know the pricing on different items like the back of my hand >search "eggs" sort by price low >see new item that usually isnt there >a 50 cent dozen of eggs >heartbeat fastens and blood rushes to my head, i cannot believe the deal of a lifetime that i am witnessing >without hesitation i add about 200 of these eggs to my cart, not caring about phony expiration dates or the logistics of actually consuming them, i am solely focused on the deal >make the purchase and schedule to pick them up in person tomorrow >go to bed >wake up and anticipated to pick up these eggs, it was all i could think about >drive to walmart, go to the grocery pickup area and anxiously claim my israeliteels >notice these cartons aren't very heavy and they were disorderly, as if they were empty >i frantically start opening every carton, with a looming dread slowly revealing itself to me >i did not buy $100 dollars worth of eggs. >i bought $100 dollars worth of empty egg CARTONS >my face turns red, not wanting to haul 200 empty egg cartons to my car i speed walked away and drove back home
frick you stupid walmart what is the fricking point selling empty egg cartons when eggs already come with cartons if i wanted egg cartons guess WHAT i would buy EGGS
>telling a motherfricker who's too broke to buy eggs to buy a rifle ($600+ bare minimum), ammo ($1 a round minimum for a decent hunting cartridge), and enough gas to make it hours into the boonies to MAYBE see a deer and 100% not be able to shoot it until he's made several trips, wasted tons of ammo missing shots, and is four figures in the hole on your extra chromosome idea
Where do I get a gram of whatever the frick you're smoking?
>Buy a used shotgun for ~100€ >Buy a shovel >Drive 60km away from the city during dusk >Be careful not to hit any deer as they are basically vermins at this point >See 30ish deer in a field >Talk to them eith a monotonous voice in a calm manner while approaching >Once you are within range, shoot anyone you like >Gut and skin the animal >Cut the meat off >Bury the carcass >Drive home
They used to walk in my yard like it's nothing to frick up the garden until I got a dog. They spook easy but they're still stupid enough you could take one from your truck just driving down the roads. There's a reason they had to specifically make laws against this. Grocery stores were going out of business.
They are an invasive species and vermin, brought from US during 1800s.
If you try to creep up on them, they will sprint away.
If you walk towards them like you're the Emperor of Europe and speak to them in a monotonous voice, they will freeze and you can blast them from a point blank range.
you should pay someone if you don't know how
deer have a lot of really foul glands which should be cut out
give butchers buisness
it saves you time and supports their practice and you'll get really well cut meat.
We'll see if you still think that once you're lost in the woods, starving to death. You'll be stuffing tree bark into you just to give your machine something to burn before it eats you.
Sailors used to eat parts of their leather shoes when they ran out of food.
>i'm starving and going insane so eating a bunch of poisonous shit that has zero nutrients is the solution
talk about delusional
Yes the temperate forests don't really have fruit, but it's filled with tons of meat to eat
The worst thing you can do if you're lost and starving in the woods is eat vegetation
>The worst thing you can do if you're lost and starving in the woods is eat vegetation
Dear god. Are you one of those obnoxious tryhards who think they'd fare really well in a survival situation, despite never having visited the woods except for a camp out?
lmao not that guy but...
last weekend I went to the park with my gf to practice archery as we do...
While we're practicing, all the birds in the neighborhood literally flew by the tree we set the target on and perched upon it. They literally sat of their own accord, a few inches away from where we were shooting, and would not even move when we'd hit the target. They were very curious.
A couple of them even caught on and started taunting us by flying right in front of us as we were aiming, and also diving straight towards the target.
These birds are just like us. wienery, moronic, too bold. If we wanted to, we could have easily shish kebabed at least three of these motherfrickers right there and then.
So...sure it takes a little bit of experience and practice to hunt wild animals...but don't be an overzealous homosexual and say it takes more than it does. A lot of the wild animals are really...and I mean really, like reach out and grab them level of ''not that smart''.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That’s because you live in a city or an area where hunting does not occur. Animals act differently there. I’m certain they would adapt quickly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
r/thathappened
Are you one of those homosexuals at lived coddled lives in a disgusting city and never learned basic skills?
>urbanites are... LE BAD
Ok commie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
are... LE BAD
Yes >Ok commie.
cope, you're the one living in the commie block owning nothing, I'm the one living free on my land
>propose hypothetical scenario about being lost in the woods >get hit with some actual factoids >"uh you know about this? frickin tryhard lmao"
have a nice day.
Breakfast: >cup of oatmeal, banana, three heaping tablespoons of white bran, peanuts
Lunch: >four eggs, scrambled with rice or couscous, orange or kiwi, carrot
Brotein drink: >2scoops
Supper: >four eggs or a few times a week I'll have ground beef, but it's gotten so expensive I've cut back on it, sometimes have tuna instead, mix with half a tomato and broccoli and rice
Second supper: >3/4 of dried white navy beans, put'em in slow cooker, makes giant bowl of beans, eat with milk, honey, and an apple cut up into the mix
For my French bros, here's a thing I did recently in a burst of autism. Food ranked by how much grams of protein you get per euro spent. Prices are from last week or so
>Skyr
It's amazing every country has that, I thought it was only local to my local supermarket store.
Too bad it's unedible without sweet flavouring, but then it defeats the point of including it in your diet if you wanna lose weight.
You don't like plants
We mostly ate plants for the water content, but lots of plants poison their water so animals don't eat it for water
The seed is the most nutritious part of a plant but it's almost always the most poisonous part of the plant because the seed is precious to the plant
People eat the flower sometimes because they might smell nice like fruit and hold some nectar, but they are like this for pollination not to be eaten since the flower is the plant's sex organ and is also poisoned.
Plants are made most of indigestible trash.
The reason you like to eat plants is because of the water and minuscule carb content which reminds you of fruit, which actually take a long time to grow and are harder grow.
Also fruit are the one thing plants actually want you to eat to propagate their seeds.
One cup of broccoli only has around 1-3 grams of digestible sugar/carbs
Meanwhile one cup of mango has around 25 grams of digestible sugar
Btw you can eat fruit raw, but it's better to eat cooked veggies which without boiling will cookout the water and with boiling will pull out most of anything you could call """good""" but also most of which is bad
I don't think fiber is a meme, humans are supposed to eat fruit which has lots of fiber sometimes (depends of the fruit), but being a total schizo about fiber it is moronic (both ways)
Save up and buy Chickens. >infinite eggs are now the price of feed and some water >eat the chickens afterwards if you feel like it >chicken frens >annoy israelite neighbors with clucking >dont have to pay for an alarm if you get a rooster too >with a rooster, you can make more chickens for free >sell chickens to friends who are looking for similar gains as you >chicken shit is great for fertilizer, +40% increase to garden harvest (if baste enough)
careful with using chicken shit as fertilizer though, i cant remember which chemical its super high in, i think phosphorus, but too much can effectively kill a section of land from growing anythinf
True, though if you want to be even more baste you can just do aquaponics with a dedicated fish farm/aquarium as part of the link
it takes a good amount of work and skill, but the gains are just as good if not better: >fish frens >almost self sustaining garden and aquarium/fish farm >strong garden with vitamin rich plants that require little effort in comparison to conventional methods >fish chum is great for fertilizer as well (especially good for lawns) >all products at each stage are sellable to the right people >aquaponics are great with koi fish if you dont care about eating the fish and just want fish frens 🙂
Though if you get a fish farm, you need a large amount of knowledge to do it right for both the plants and the fish.
Great for an involved hobby other than lifting, and self sustainability is the name of the game in (current year)
Unless you only have a reading lamp it won't increase electricity costs that much. You are either looking at way more water flow than you need or you overestimate by many times how much it costs to run a pump.
Yeah, I've worked like a Black person since I was 18 making 30+ an hour and have nothing to show for it and barely can feed a family. I'd just kill myself if it wasn't for the kids.
Yeah because vegans/vegetarians make 0 gains don't they
They really don't and their industrial waste oil based foods cost more than meat and eggs anyway.
not a vegan but haircafe mogs you
He'd look better with a shaved head tbh
Also clarence kennedy
roids maintaining muscle built from meat
>muscle built from meat
He's been vegan for years now
so? body built on meat
Shut up moron.
anger from being malnourished
Let me guess, roids.
This. Vegans make basically nogainz it's a miracle v*gan g*ins made any at all before he gave himself cancer. OP needs to find a good source of eggs and meat.
Most vegans are fake. Enjoy your anemia, loser. I’m going to keep killing chickens, cows, pigs, and when they run out, I’ll hunt you for my meat.
Cringe
vegan "meat" is even more expensive than actual meat.
Also all the fricking "high protein" vegan shit is between 5 to 10 grams of protein per 100gr, pathetic.
it's the IST meme to hate on vegetarians even though they build muscle and get fat as frick just fine.
on another note, vegetables are literally the reason people weigh so much. seed oils, sugar, wheat (beer), tortillas, corn
Vegans are insufferable. Vegetarians are fine
Vegetarians will make gains because unlike vegans they can eat eggs/yogurt/whey/lean parm cheese. I don't believe a single vegan bodybuilder is natty; I attempted a vegan diet for a few months and it went as poor as common sense would have one expect. Stalled lifts, gained weight, depressed constantly, no libido, etc. Aggressively course corrected and never entertaining the vegan meme ever again.
vegetarians can eat eggs and dairy so you can't group them with vegans.
Eat green lentils or beans.
Also:
>Can't afford eggs
Are you a crackie?
It's 2€ per 10 eggs where I live. It's fricking insanity.
>$2 for 800cal, 72g protein
What's the problem?
Very bad value. Don't you need to eat like a whole fricking carton a day if you want to get your daily required dose of protein or some shit?
Eggs are mostly great for their micros and amino acid profile, for purely proteins you're better off eating meat yeah.
He could pickup canned tuna and cottage cheese along with the eggs if he were smart, but he'd rather complain like a woman.
its $4.5AUD for 12 eggs
>AUD
Live somewhere less shit.
this
Austrailia is largely uninhabitable and the government is largely to blame
lol in cyprus we get 6 organic eggs for 3 euros. you have it good
How do Greeks afford their proteins?
Same way they always did, by supplementing with CUM
It has to be little boy cum though
total 2% and gyros
I have land in cyprus, reckon it's worth getting into the egg trade?
You can’t afford 2eur every few days? Get a job
>Get a job
>post corona, mid-financial crisis
>sorry mate no eggs
>chip shortage and such
Fuel shortage*
Brexit
This isn't a lot. My coffee costs more. You need to reevaluate your life.
>lentils
The most vile shit on the planet. Why the frick would anyone eat that shit willingly?
it's peasant food no it's fricking slave food
men eat meat
the problem int he world is there is no meaningful war and zero fidelity and that's all on purpose
Don't be a slave
t. pisses himself at the sight of wienerroach
>he has never eaten lentil and basmati rice
pity
it's some kino comfy food
I don't have roach problems since they aren't where I live, also I breed giant hissing roaches for fun
there are many beautiful species of roaches except the ones from turkey
>I breed giant hissing roaches
what the frick
I'm an invertebrate hobbyist
It's my hobby to care for interesting invertebrates
You've never wanted your own private menagerie?
Stick to your own kind, vertebrate
the cool ones are largely illegal to own or impossible to get so no
thinking of getting into fish though
>thinking of getting into fish though
Roach tiny pointy legs typed this
Ah yes, I'd love taking advice from someone who unironically uses "kino comfy" in his sentences.
I wouldn't eat them straight, but I make a red lentil curry that's good and high in protein. Also there are different varieties. The brown and green ones have a earthy flavour and I don't like them. The red ones (orange really) taste much better.
And here it comes out. The only people who are freaking out are those with childlike palates
put some lard and herbs in it
I used to hate lentils until I added pork for taste
There are things that aren't completely wretched you can put lard and herbs on
>he doesn't have his own chickens
cringe brah
Eat rice and beans, everyone can afford that shit.
Have you tried grasshoppers? They contain a ton of protein and are pretty cheap. I had grasshopper pizza for the second time today and it was delicious.
Frick off I'm not eating the bugs
Suit yourself.
>100g of bugs
Lol that's probably the size of a bag of chips, frick that just a eat a steak
Protein is a meme and bugs are only for homosexuals
>just eat a bunch of chitin for like fun bro
No
Humans did not evolve to eat bugs.
Ironically hunter gathers eat a shitload of bugs, paleo diet gays always choose to ignore that though.
Source?
Every hunter gatherer tribe ever studied by anthropologists.
>no source
Enjoy your chitin, contrarian.
Logically why wouldn't they? It's free protein just sitting there waiting to be picked up.
>Logically why wouldn't they?
Why wouldn't they drink sea water when they're thirsty?
The French still eat snails ffs, you really think some hungry hunter gatherer is not going to?
Snails aren't bugs
Same principle though you massive moron.
No it isn't
>Logically why wouldn't they?
because it takes 1h and 300 kcalories to catch one bug lmao
Japs still hunt wasps for their tasty larva. Actual people dont eat them, uncivilized as frick that is. Better to die with dignity than subsist off crickets like a slope.
I don't see anything on Wikipedia, I don't feel like doing any more research so I'm gonna say you're wrong
see
That's not proof
Now show the bioavailability of the bugs. That's what I thought homosexual.
bugs have 60% bioavalability and a protein score of 30, compared to meats with a bioavailability of 85%+ and a protein score of 95+
protein score is based of what amino acids the food has, with the standard being egg whites, with a score of 100
>dried bugs vs fresh meat
>comparing dried bugs to fresh meat
>not taking protein digestibility into account
>even s*y has better quality protein
insects are not human food, never will be
the frick you talking about? grasshoppers are like 100x the price of eggs
>he doesn't pick up his grasshoppers from the ground
NGMI
Grasshoppers are one of the most parasite filled things you can think of. All insects are but grasshoppers are ghastly.
not my problem
Ignoring the chitin, how much of this shit do you have to eat to get your daily required protein intake?
>per 100g
>1g of protein
>285cals
>3.7g of fat
>36g of carbs
were grasshoppers a meme all along ?
Yes
>not my problem
>"Not my problem"
>continues to consume the most bacteria-ridden pest on the planet
Allah bless you, brave warrior.
I do, it's more efficient to wagecuck minwage, bugs only work as a drinking snack anything more and it's just way too labour intensive
>be shopping online because i don't like walking through grocery stores
>israeli in heart, always try to get the best deals on food, especially on animal based products
>on the walmart website
>i frequently check the prices of pantry staples on here so when i know the pricing on different items like the back of my hand
>search "eggs" sort by price low
>see new item that usually isnt there
>a 50 cent dozen of eggs
>heartbeat fastens and blood rushes to my head, i cannot believe the deal of a lifetime that i am witnessing
>without hesitation i add about 200 of these eggs to my cart, not caring about phony expiration dates or the logistics of actually consuming them, i am solely focused on the deal
>make the purchase and schedule to pick them up in person tomorrow
>go to bed
>wake up and anticipated to pick up these eggs, it was all i could think about
>drive to walmart, go to the grocery pickup area and anxiously claim my israeliteels
>notice these cartons aren't very heavy and they were disorderly, as if they were empty
>i frantically start opening every carton, with a looming dread slowly revealing itself to me
>i did not buy $100 dollars worth of eggs.
>i bought $100 dollars worth of empty egg CARTONS
>my face turns red, not wanting to haul 200 empty egg cartons to my car i speed walked away and drove back home
frick you stupid walmart what is the fricking point selling empty egg cartons when eggs already come with cartons if i wanted egg cartons guess WHAT i would buy EGGS
Some people have their own chickens and sell eggs. They need cartons. Ha ha, homosexual.
Get rekt
Is this you?
Boomer moment
Hunt, you sad pathetic piece of frick.
>Be a cityboi
>Beef is expensive as frick
>Get permits
>Buy a rifle
>Drive to a countryside
>Hunt deer once a month
There are to motherfrickers in my freezer as we speak.
>Be a cityboi
>Beef is expensive as frick
>Drive to a countryside
>Hunt farmers once a month
There are motherfrickers in my freezer as we speak.
>be an expensive frick
>frick cityboi
>drive to countryside
>frick farmer once a month
These freezers
There’s this solution, and you can also fish.
>telling a motherfricker who's too broke to buy eggs to buy a rifle ($600+ bare minimum), ammo ($1 a round minimum for a decent hunting cartridge), and enough gas to make it hours into the boonies to MAYBE see a deer and 100% not be able to shoot it until he's made several trips, wasted tons of ammo missing shots, and is four figures in the hole on your extra chromosome idea
Where do I get a gram of whatever the frick you're smoking?
you also have to buy your permit
>Buy a used shotgun for ~100€
>Buy a shovel
>Drive 60km away from the city during dusk
>Be careful not to hit any deer as they are basically vermins at this point
>See 30ish deer in a field
>Talk to them eith a monotonous voice in a calm manner while approaching
>Once you are within range, shoot anyone you like
>Gut and skin the animal
>Cut the meat off
>Bury the carcass
>Drive home
Must suck to live where ever it is that you live.
deer sprint away immediately if they hear, see, or smell you where I live. Are you spouting a delusion or do they really act that way there?
They used to walk in my yard like it's nothing to frick up the garden until I got a dog. They spook easy but they're still stupid enough you could take one from your truck just driving down the roads. There's a reason they had to specifically make laws against this. Grocery stores were going out of business.
They are an invasive species and vermin, brought from US during 1800s.
If you try to creep up on them, they will sprint away.
If you walk towards them like you're the Emperor of Europe and speak to them in a monotonous voice, they will freeze and you can blast them from a point blank range.
>>Gut and skin the animal
>>Cut the meat off
This is the part I would struggle with, can you pay someone to do this? No clue what I'm doing
yes, most people don’t do it themselves, you can bring them to a butcher
Oh sweet, thanks anon
Look up gutless method for field dressing. Lot easier to just take the good stuff instead of the whole animal to your guy.
you should pay someone if you don't know how
deer have a lot of really foul glands which should be cut out
give butchers buisness
it saves you time and supports their practice and you'll get really well cut meat.
lmao what does this have to do with the thread
OP needs to sleep less and to work more for him to be able to afford eggs
Checked, go the frick to bed OP.
>please mr shecklebergstein can I has more good goy points to afford eggs?
cringe, nice job wasting digits goyim
eat the bugs
honestly not even a bad call
If you can afford to eat, you can afford eggs.
this
anything that isn't meat or fruit just isn't food
We'll see if you still think that once you're lost in the woods, starving to death. You'll be stuffing tree bark into you just to give your machine something to burn before it eats you.
Sailors used to eat parts of their leather shoes when they ran out of food.
>i'm starving and going insane so eating a bunch of poisonous shit that has zero nutrients is the solution
talk about delusional
Yes the temperate forests don't really have fruit, but it's filled with tons of meat to eat
The worst thing you can do if you're lost and starving in the woods is eat vegetation
>The worst thing you can do if you're lost and starving in the woods is eat vegetation
Dear god. Are you one of those obnoxious tryhards who think they'd fare really well in a survival situation, despite never having visited the woods except for a camp out?
lmao not that guy but...
last weekend I went to the park with my gf to practice archery as we do...
While we're practicing, all the birds in the neighborhood literally flew by the tree we set the target on and perched upon it. They literally sat of their own accord, a few inches away from where we were shooting, and would not even move when we'd hit the target. They were very curious.
A couple of them even caught on and started taunting us by flying right in front of us as we were aiming, and also diving straight towards the target.
These birds are just like us. wienery, moronic, too bold. If we wanted to, we could have easily shish kebabed at least three of these motherfrickers right there and then.
So...sure it takes a little bit of experience and practice to hunt wild animals...but don't be an overzealous homosexual and say it takes more than it does. A lot of the wild animals are really...and I mean really, like reach out and grab them level of ''not that smart''.
That’s because you live in a city or an area where hunting does not occur. Animals act differently there. I’m certain they would adapt quickly.
r/thathappened
>urbanites are... LE BAD
Ok commie.
are... LE BAD
Yes
>Ok commie.
cope, you're the one living in the commie block owning nothing, I'm the one living free on my land
Are you one of those homosexuals at lived coddled lives in a disgusting city and never learned basic skills?
>propose hypothetical scenario about being lost in the woods
>get hit with some actual factoids
>"uh you know about this? frickin tryhard lmao"
have a nice day.
>factoids
lol
lmao
Make more money or eat rice and beans, poor people don't have an automatic entitlement to eat like everyone else.
Dude a whole chicken at Costco still costs 7 bucks. Sucks a gallon of milk is 5 bucks tho. Can’t comment on eggs, don’t really eat them much.
you can afford it if it's all you buy.
Check your state's .gov site. You probably qualify for food stamps.
Here's my cheapass diet:
Breakfast:
>cup of oatmeal, banana, three heaping tablespoons of white bran, peanuts
Lunch:
>four eggs, scrambled with rice or couscous, orange or kiwi, carrot
Brotein drink:
>2scoops
Supper:
>four eggs or a few times a week I'll have ground beef, but it's gotten so expensive I've cut back on it, sometimes have tuna instead, mix with half a tomato and broccoli and rice
Second supper:
>3/4 of dried white navy beans, put'em in slow cooker, makes giant bowl of beans, eat with milk, honey, and an apple cut up into the mix
Return to tradition. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/wienerchafer_soup
>wienerchafer
kek
Low fat dairy and beans
Why does there seem to be some correlation between being on IST and being some penniless destitute hobo?
For my French bros, here's a thing I did recently in a burst of autism. Food ranked by how much grams of protein you get per euro spent. Prices are from last week or so
>Skyr
It's amazing every country has that, I thought it was only local to my local supermarket store.
Too bad it's unedible without sweet flavouring, but then it defeats the point of including it in your diet if you wanna lose weight.
Add myprotein flavdrops
Can you afford to be small?
basedchads stay winning
Buy some chooks, I'm getting 3 eggs a day atm, still winter now so that'll ramp up in spring
Let them eat cake
Vegnchads…we just keep winning
what are you winning?
poorgay
So it's bad everywhere? Luckily we get eggs from a local place so it's like 3$ a dozen. Cheapest I've seen is Aldi's at about 2$ a dozen
ahhh a milk steak connoisseur
I'm more of a rum ham enjoyer myself
It's only going to get worse in the future. Only the wealthy will be jacked
Have some of this meat
*unzips wiener*
Does your penis have a fricking zipper?
tl;dr of this?
basically, stop liking what I don't like: the post
You don't like plants
We mostly ate plants for the water content, but lots of plants poison their water so animals don't eat it for water
The seed is the most nutritious part of a plant but it's almost always the most poisonous part of the plant because the seed is precious to the plant
People eat the flower sometimes because they might smell nice like fruit and hold some nectar, but they are like this for pollination not to be eaten since the flower is the plant's sex organ and is also poisoned.
Plants are made most of indigestible trash.
The reason you like to eat plants is because of the water and minuscule carb content which reminds you of fruit, which actually take a long time to grow and are harder grow.
Also fruit are the one thing plants actually want you to eat to propagate their seeds.
One cup of broccoli only has around 1-3 grams of digestible sugar/carbs
Meanwhile one cup of mango has around 25 grams of digestible sugar
Btw you can eat fruit raw, but it's better to eat cooked veggies which without boiling will cookout the water and with boiling will pull out most of anything you could call """good""" but also most of which is bad
I don't think fiber is a meme, humans are supposed to eat fruit which has lots of fiber sometimes (depends of the fruit), but being a total schizo about fiber it is moronic (both ways)
Plants are for slaves. Meat is for men.
Yeah it's also impossible to afford.
Nobody cares about your backwards double-digit IQ take. Enjoy your crickets and bugs lol.
> Plants are for slaves. Meat is for men.
You are more than welcome to pay a kings ransome for a slab of meat.
Lentilchads we just keep winning
>why yes, I enjoy everyone of my meals tasting like mealy flour, how could you tell?
Get a better job?
Just drink milk
Hard to beat ~2300 calories for ~$2-3.
Liver, egg whites you can buy frozen
Taste like cold phlegm,looks like cum
But it is cheap and pure protein
Save up and buy Chickens.
>infinite eggs are now the price of feed and some water
>eat the chickens afterwards if you feel like it
>chicken frens
>annoy israelite neighbors with clucking
>dont have to pay for an alarm if you get a rooster too
>with a rooster, you can make more chickens for free
>sell chickens to friends who are looking for similar gains as you
>chicken shit is great for fertilizer, +40% increase to garden harvest (if baste enough)
I see literally no downsides
careful with using chicken shit as fertilizer though, i cant remember which chemical its super high in, i think phosphorus, but too much can effectively kill a section of land from growing anythinf
True, though if you want to be even more baste you can just do aquaponics with a dedicated fish farm/aquarium as part of the link
it takes a good amount of work and skill, but the gains are just as good if not better:
>fish frens
>almost self sustaining garden and aquarium/fish farm
>strong garden with vitamin rich plants that require little effort in comparison to conventional methods
>fish chum is great for fertilizer as well (especially good for lawns)
>all products at each stage are sellable to the right people
>aquaponics are great with koi fish if you dont care about eating the fish and just want fish frens 🙂
Though if you get a fish farm, you need a large amount of knowledge to do it right for both the plants and the fish.
Great for an involved hobby other than lifting, and self sustainability is the name of the game in (current year)
Yeah, I'd rather no crank my electricity bill up by 200% just to get a bunch of greens I can buy at my grocery store down the road.
Unless you only have a reading lamp it won't increase electricity costs that much. You are either looking at way more water flow than you need or you overestimate by many times how much it costs to run a pump.
Aquariums are notoriously expansive precisely because of the electricity they consume.
I bet you are from Turkey
I hope you can recover bros. It is hell out there
Buy whey
Yeah, I've worked like a Black person since I was 18 making 30+ an hour and have nothing to show for it and barely can feed a family. I'd just kill myself if it wasn't for the kids.
Same. Work smart, not hard.
steal it
bu fricking hoo you little b***h.Every time I visit this board after a while I remember why I stopped browsing it daily
Get a second job, ya queer.
eat cum
Digits and I steal my roommates gun and rob a liquor store. Frick this economy I didn't ask to be born I just want food to eat.
LMAO
>gains burglar
I live in a third world country and can still afford meat and eggs. Can't afford the fancy stuff like protein powder or greek yogurt tho.
Why the hell a lot of guys here are fricking poor? Pls explain.
NEETS
What part of it don't you understand?
is 3$ for a dozen eggs here
If protein made muscle grow then every natty frick would be big. Tren makes muscles grow
why buy eggs,just buy chicken heart
>taste better
>more nutrient dense
does not have vitamin d tho, but you can fix that with 20-30min in the sun if you do not have too much melanin
Poor """people""" don't deserve to be fit
drink milk