Cant wait for my old shirts to turn into my pump covers

Cant wait for my old shirts to turn into my pump covers

CRIME Shirt $21.68

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CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her use my railgun if you know what I mean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is 14

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would that have to do with using a railgun?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever dickwad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "She" is a cartoon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          out of 10!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out of 20

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slip ur wiener in my mouth sir

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mere concept of pump covers disgusts me.
    Like sit your dyel ass down, theres nothing you're hiding under there anyway.
    I rip every little twink homosexuals pump cover that I see and violate them in the locker room.
    Only thing they're covering after that is their bleeding anus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me next

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its especially funny because of exactly that, you arent hiding anything under there.
      like literally nobody else other than you at the gym thinks well anything of you but they definitely dont think "damn that guy is looking small, he'd better have a pump cover" or "damn dude that guy is having his pump cover on, damn he looks fuarrkiingng juiccy ang big as frick when he takes it off".

      LITERALLY nobody else other than you can tell the difference in your physique with or without a pump. it doesnt even register in other peoples brain if you have a pump or not. you look the way you look with a extra shmedium on or with your gay uncles XL t shirt. we all know your size.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is shmedium

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I buy really oversized t shirts to wear around the house and feel cute :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wahhh I rather just wait till I lose some more weight and turn my normal shirts into oversized shirts myself. On my thanos shit fr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already at the lower end of my BMI, so buying them oversized is the only way I'll get to have that now. Unless I find a boyfriend to steal shirts from >w<

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah ~

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit. I'm proud of you.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait to turn you into my pump cover you little prostitute

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pump covers and pump cover culture is for gays. I wear a tank top 24/7 if it’s warm enough despite looking like a dyel strongfat fatty and I take my shirt off often and when I walk or run despite people being visibly uncomfortable or amused. Take the no shame pill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m shy tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just take the fricking pill, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      regular tank is fine but if you’re going out in a stringer and you aren’t frickin shredded you are mentally ill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mentally ill is caring about your aesthetics while working out. Your workout attire is only there to avoid a public indecency charge.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a pump cover is it a condom?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To my knowledge, it's an oversized shirt dudes wear that once after getting a good pump in the workout, makes them look less small in the shirt to feel good.

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