CARB. THE. FUCK. UP.

CARB. THE. FUCK. UP.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got some good advice if you can deal with his raw attitude.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who do the carnivore diet should advertise it on their shirts. In fact, maybe everyone should.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People who do the carnivore diet should advertise it on their shirts.
      They have to lose the weight first.

      Don't worry in two years they'll be as fit as Harley

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat sugar
    >take roids
    >cum in young whores that you trap by moving them to thailand so they don't fuck anybody else
    He's so freaking based, everyone else is a fucking fag.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Durianrider is based but his diet is terrible. A high carb diet will lead to hormonal issues, which will lead to overeating and getting fat. He has mitigated these effects with steroids, large amounts of exercise, and staying at an anoerexic level of weight. This isn’t really ideal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A high carb diet will lead to hormonal issues, which will lead to overeating and getting fat
      Fatty cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well, you can obviously control how much you eat so you won't get fat, but it doesn't alleviate the hormonal issues. You will have to stay anorexic. High carb foods are not good for humans in large quantities, unless paired with similar amounts of exercise that are not common in modern life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey buddy, hummimgbirds are the swiftest of creatures and what do they eat? That's right, sugar water. You should always have lots of sugar. People always say it causes insulin resistance but that's lies from big lard so they can keep putting lard in everything which made everyone into lard. It would be foolish not to follow the healthy lifestyle hummingbirds lead.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            very true. I am actually a hummingbird but I do keto.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well you're a shitty hummingbird and I hope you die of aids for that

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life changing advice. He’s one of the few real ones left on youtube since rich piana died. Shame he’s such a cuck on having children. Oh well I’ll take the good with the bad. I unironically put sugar in my water this morning because of him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I unironically put sugar in my water this morning because of him
      lol so many will seethe at this

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a 23 year old child you sick fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this was bait but 23 year old men have already done tours in Afghanistan. They aren't children.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        23 year old men are adults, but 23 year old women are either children or beasts (depending on their personality).

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How fucking vain do you have to be to put that on your cycling jersey, holy shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chill bro. Have some sugar it will lower your cortisol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to get some and I'm primarily a meat eater, it's just amazing how much the word pisses everyone off. Not only are you styling on their environmental impact with the bike you make them feel like a demon for eating that burger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol perfect comic for this

      That said, cycling is fun as fuck. But a lot of cyclists are pricks for sure

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sproite is a superfood

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets are a disease

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His gf is 6’ tall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and he's not

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High carb low fat is incredibly based. I’m not vegan but going like 75/20/5 macros has made my cardio fitness go insane my energy feels limitless at times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bang on comrade. I was elated when they raised it to 12 servings of grain so I could eat bread with jam right in meat eaters faces and they can't do anything about it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclist and vegan? I bet this guy is fucking insufferable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be. Now that he’s in his 40s he’s a rare case of a douchebag actually maturing and mellowing into a funny guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like his videos but he's totally sold out with his coaching shit.

        He used to hate being "salesy" but he advertises himself for half the video length nowadays. I miss the days when he just told you about bananas and shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is his protocol is so simple you don't need his coaching unless you are trying to cyclemaxx. Basically, maximize carbs, minimize fat, and enjoy life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah for always shitting on andrew tate his shit is not much different from hustlers university

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan
    >does some gay sport that nobody cares about because they can’t compete in real ones
    Pottery

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No bra
    Nice

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nipples!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AWOOOOGA MILK TITIS I WANT TO DRINK FROM THOSE TITIES I WANT VEGAN MILK, DEAR GOD I LOVE TITIES I HATE MYSELF.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost 60 pounds following only one part of his diet: minimize fat. Never going vegan, but this man happens to be both vegan and a cyclist and still be based in the end. Respect.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really intense BPD energy from this woman. Not sure what that says about him. Either he enjoys it or he doesn't sense it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His ex is BPD. He definately enjoys it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hah-lee honey, momma wants some grandchildren. Hey where’s my granchildren hahlee

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not vegan myself but durianrider is based for the simple fact that he makes carnivores and ketolards seethe.

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