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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off with your data mining you fricking gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, data mining on an anonymous board. Frick off, genetic dead end.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im unironically a mcdonalds wagie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come to IST brother, gamble your wagie check for the chance of never waging again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Government handouts enjoyer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >honorable discharge from usmc and collecting va disability. ($2000 tax-free/month)
      >going to school for free as a nursing major and working part-time at a hospital. ($1500/month)
      >selling cannabutter and cannahoney as a side hustle ($250/month)
      In total earning $3750/month at 24 with minimal effort, but income should nearly double once I'm out of my program.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >military disability pay
        how the frick do I get this as an young, healthy comm guy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He lied, or he got medically discharged like a little b***h at boot

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just claim the military fricked up your knees/back. Spoiler: they're fricked. A pog buddy of mine is collecting 90% disability for that shit, and all you have to do is not have any pride or self-worth.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta be careful with how much you misrepresent and malinger. VA is actively reviewing all cases for malingering, etc. The best part of govt shutdowns is the people tasked for reducing disabilities not T&P is that they don’t review claims

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how the frick do I get this as an young, healthy comm guy
          I split my knee open on vacation while I was in the military and got 10% for limited flexion (before the exam I did hundreds of one-leg leg presses and leg curls)

          Then 10% for high blood pressure (before the exam I took anavar/tren for a week without any BP meds and held my breath when they were taking my BP)

          Sleep apnea is potentially 100% I think, but I couldn't fail the overnight test. My wife is getting $10k for legit stuff and then another $5k for less-legit stuff that I filled out claims for. $20k/yr tax free on top of my $125k/yr is a nice chunk of change to have.

          Start going to doctors appointments while you're still in to build up a case for ailments you can claim

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just claim the military fricked up your knees/back. Spoiler: they're fricked. A pog buddy of mine is collecting 90% disability for that shit, and all you have to do is not have any pride or self-worth.

          Gotta be careful with how much you misrepresent and malinger. VA is actively reviewing all cases for malingering, etc. The best part of govt shutdowns is the people tasked for reducing disabilities not T&P is that they don’t review claims

          >how the frick do I get this as an young, healthy comm guy
          I split my knee open on vacation while I was in the military and got 10% for limited flexion (before the exam I did hundreds of one-leg leg presses and leg curls)

          Then 10% for high blood pressure (before the exam I took anavar/tren for a week without any BP meds and held my breath when they were taking my BP)

          Sleep apnea is potentially 100% I think, but I couldn't fail the overnight test. My wife is getting $10k for legit stuff and then another $5k for less-legit stuff that I filled out claims for. $20k/yr tax free on top of my $125k/yr is a nice chunk of change to have.

          Start going to doctors appointments while you're still in to build up a case for ailments you can claim

          I'm fighting the VA right now. Got out in 2015 with 30%. Applied for increase last July, got approved for shoulder (another 10%) and denied on everything else in November. Now its May and I'm still collecting evidence for appeal (fricking doctors slow as shit).

          My advice is document everything while you are in. I didn't, and when I had my exit physical I downplayed the issues I had because I knew dudes in way worse shape and didn't think I deserved anything like what they got.

          Now everything that was a mild problem seven years ago is a materially worse problem. But since its not really in my records the VA says "not service-connected", so its a tooth-and-nail sort of fight.

          And my other piece of advice is: Don't lie—to them about how bad something is or to yourself about how not bad something is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you write it down, do you mean let them know and keep a record with them?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think he means before your discharge make sure you are seen for any and all medical issues so it's on your tricare record. That's what they'll review when doing a disability claim

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, what

              I think he means before your discharge make sure you are seen for any and all medical issues so it's on your tricare record. That's what they'll review when doing a disability claim

              said. And don't wait to the last minute. If something is wrong, get seen for it. Strains, sprains, etc. Get it documented with medical. Even if it doesn't seem like a big issue now, it may turn into one later.

              And once you get out, if issues crop up. Go to the VA and get it on your records with them. Even if you are getting real care from private doctors, still see the VA.

              Just as an example, when I put in my new claim, they set up an appointment for my shoulder the same day, because it was already in my records and I already had some disability because of it. The other issues, that were not in my record, they never set an appointment. They were dismissed out of hand. I could have maybe gotten an appointment to get evaluated if I had records about those conditions from outside doctors, but I didn't at the time, and good chance it would have been denied as not service-connected anyways.

              Now I've been working for months to get supporting evidence (letters from people who know me, letters from doctors, diagnoses, etc) for my appeal. And had to hire a lawyer to help with the whole process. Once we actually start the appeal, it will be another half a year or more probably before VA makes a decision. Better to avoid this fricking headache if you can.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick if I know. I tried claiming everything like people advise, a few of which were genuinely chronic issues that are service connected, but VA still denied everything.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Start by not telling anyone you are a young health guy, start b***hing and complaining all the time. Make friends at your unit who will vouch for you when you apply for VA disability. Apply for literally everything; allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, depression, etc..When you get rejected the first time, appeal with nexus letters and buddy statements. If you're approved, don't tell anyone and always remember "Everyone has a disability, they just don't know it yet".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let the company aidsBlack person frick you in the pooper and claim HIV as a job related disability.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oops meant for

          >military disability pay
          how the frick do I get this as an young, healthy comm guy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based.
      The best I can do is gov job, it's like being a neet but pretending you're not

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    welfare

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy that switches the stop light to red when I see some fat ugly fricker like OP approach. That's it. That's my job.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scum of the earth.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Emergency” Dispatcher. Paid with full city benefits to watch sports, eat for my gains, and browse IST all while completely resting.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manager at a planet fitness down here in Georgia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbilisi?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically based. Do you smash a lot of milf pussy?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forester

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Security.
    If we ask you to leave, please leave. Believe it or not I have no desire for things to get ugly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant make me leave bro. I am a paying customer which means I am your boss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your mouth cuckboy, how about I sue you for harassment and intimidation and make your casino pay for it? 😉

      If there's no crime that's been committed you are only jealous that I can use my brain cells to beat you at a game of chance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But your fricking card dealer conned me, give me my winnings, or I'll sue your fricking casino and sue you personally too

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Macaroni driller. Yes it's a real job, look it up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek0z8rnh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoops

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy for you to say

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, an Italian Gigolo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll drill your macaroni iykwim

      What do you do for a living bros?

      lab supervisor

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Administration of apartment buildings full time right now, family business so I gotta learn to take over at some point. Boring office work most of the time, but it's easy and involves walking/minor repairs and shit from time to time. I also almost pepper sprayed a homeless person squatting in the attic so it's interesting sometimes.

    Before that I was a firearms instructor full time, still do it occasionaly with the few clients i have left. Teaching people how2gun, helping them get permits, etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, landlord?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, we don't rent shit. We are in charge of making sure shared stuff like water/gas installations work or keeping the yard clean, among other things. Not doing these things ourselves, we employ people to do them. We on the other hand are employed by an association of all the homeowners in the building, represented by a board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very based, how2 firearm instructor? Is there certification? Obviously knowing state/local laws but what was the process? Going to a range and just teaching fundamentals?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not from US, I'm from Poland. It doesn't really require a lot of certs, just one that allows me to be in charge of safety on the shooting range. Plus the license to own firearms, obviously.
        >Going to a range and just teaching fundamentals?
        Basically, yeah. I used to work shifts on the shooting range, kinda like fitness instructors in the gym. A lot of people come to shoot rentals for the first time. Learned a lot and met a lot of people that wanted to get their own licenses.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drive forklifts at home depot at night
    it frickin sucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drive during the day. It also sucks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drive during the day. It also sucks.

      What do you do for a living bros?

      I drive a forklift at night but not for Home Depot so it doesn’t suck

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a janitor for one of the towns public library. 42 years old, never finished college or had a gf. My shift starts at 9pm and I work through to 5am cleaning the restrooms and listening to Daft Punk on my headphones. I got an inheritance of $300,000 when my mum died and I don't use it. I get paid $500 a week to clean toilets and no one knows any the better.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Software engineer, work from home full time

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay at home dad

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Software Engineer, working from home, thinking of reasons not to fricking end myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ????
      because you have an easy job and are likely massively over paid ???
      >be me, mobile developer
      >wake up at 8:30am for a 9am start
      >sit in standup
      >spend the rest of my day fricking about, browsing IST, watching videos, hanging out with my dog, going gym
      >do literally 2-3 hours of work a day
      >still somehow BTFO my colleagues in terms of throughput and quality
      >still somehow earn £15k above the average UK salary
      >endless amounts of jobs if I ever have issues here and want to work somewhere else
      This life is so simple and comfy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait until AI btfos people like you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crab-bucketing fatty detected.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          AI will never be able to do that unless they also have the ability to decide they deserve the same rights humans do. Software development isn't straight forward

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely that will happen. And good, IT Black folk deserve the rope

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          All it will do is write the bulk of the code while I fix its mistakes, even more money for me then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        somehow earn £15k above the average UK salary
        imagine being content with this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Software developer, get paid way too much for what I do. Work from Home, so I spend maybe half the day actually doing job things, the other half pursuing hobbies.

        I like to do curls and presses while on mute in meetings with people who make me seethe with their stupidity.

        The throughput and quality thing always amuses me - Its really eye opening to see how little of absolutely anything most desk workers do. The Network team and hardware teams are always balls to the wall genuinely working, but then you look at half the 'working' business and they're just fricking around. I spend an hour actually working and pop some new feature into testing the same day it was asked for, and people think you're some sorta god. Its just a button and some math guys, it wasn't hard.

        I can't wait until AI btfos people like you

        lmao good luck with that, I've seen AI code and its a shitshow. Needs someone with two braincells at the helm to actually fix the shit anyway. Its nice to help get some boilerplate or document templates up though, been using that already in the dayjob.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound insufferable
          >le stoopid people
          Honestly the most Reddit utterance you could put out

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people who make me seethe with their stupidity
          I'm probably on the other end. Im not a complete novice but I know enough to realize that I'm out of my depth when I get put on the spot for a lot of questions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because you have an easy job and are likely massively over paid ???
        There are a lot of ambitious and intelligent people that wind up in software engineering, despite having massive potential to serve humanity by studying philosophy or getting involved in hard sciences. They get stuck with the golden handcuffs and probably get really depressed about how boring it is, because programming is best for midwits like myself.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >by studying philosophy
          ah now come on.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psychologist

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick asian children are ugly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick asian children
      MODS
      >are ugly
      Ah, fair enough

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll work for about another year and then live off my stock portfolio.

    > t. Software startup millionaire, 35

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bully trannies until they commit suicide. Doesn't pay anything but it's the only way I can climax.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    customs agent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop seizing my anavar homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh senpai, I would if I could. Dont care about what you are importing and exporting, but the problem is that I am liable, and I get a call from the goverment and I have to pay a fine if I frick something up.
        Sorry anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too which port and how long you been in?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop seizing my waifu dakis!!!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    R&D Enginerd at a MedTech firm

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nurse(male). No limitations on hours; overtime pays double. Earned more than a family doctor last year.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kind you thank

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaccine pushing, Pfizer endorsed, Bill Gates approved type?

          Frick doctors and frick you anon. You're a servant of the devil and God will see to it you suffer for eternity. c**t

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both a newbie and a schizo, wow

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much does a gay rapist pay? Just what your victims have in their pockets?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks doc, needed my daily dose.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks doc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks doc, that’s a wonderful image of a beautiful flower
          soothes the mind

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks Doc.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks doc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's the green plum like thing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thought that was piccolo for a second

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks doc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks doc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Le agradezco licenciado

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bedankt dokter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paediatrics and neonatal intensive care, about to specialise in genetic diseases

        Vaccine pushing, Pfizer endorsed, Bill Gates approved type?

        Frick doctors and frick you anon. You're a servant of the devil and God will see to it you suffer for eternity. c**t

        Sir, you dropped this.
        I work in the UK, so I am none of those things

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please tell me you haven't participated in baby mutilation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys vaxshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually work a bunch of jobs. I’m 19 and just got out of high school so I’m tryna moneymaxx. Monday and Tuesday I do window cleaning at shopping centres at night and mow lawns throughout the day. There’s no set hours for those jobs so I can take it at my own pace. Then Wednesday Thursday and Friday I do Search Engine Optimisation at a marketing company which is just a standard 9-5. It’s good so far because I’m learning a lot of skills and mix it up.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    'security guard'
    By that I mean professional netflix watcher.

    I won't retire off this job.. but it's the best job I've ever had.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be a security guard, but I quit. I remember thinking how sad it was that I was surrounded by people who thought getting paid to sit and do nothing is the best job ever.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electrical power grid engineer
    Pay is average (around 20k a year) but can work full time from home

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      20k is poverty spec not average anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from Estonia

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pump iron in and out of the gym, im a blacksmith/fabricator

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to stay alive

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unemployed NEET wastrel.

    But I'm thinking of joining the merchant navy (UK).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Done any research into it? What have you learned?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Done any research into it?
        A little bit.

        >What have you learned?
        For me I'd be trying to become an officer so could either be a Deck officer, Engineering officer or Electro-technical officer (i.e electrician). 3 years training at one of the UK's nautical colleges, sponsored either by a company, charitable organisation or training company. Full board paid for + a monthly stipend while learning. I'd probably try to become a deck officer, ultimately becoming responsible for navigation, charting courses, planning loading/unloading etc.

        Training is a mixture of classroom and stints at sea (can be several months at a time). Types of vessels you can be on are very varied as it's basically any merchant vessel so it could be ferries, cruise ships, survey vessels, cargo ships, bulk carriers etc. After graduating I'd be at the bottom of the ladder so would be doing shit like chipping and painting (I assume) then over time gain more responsibilities.

        You can be away for months at a time with no days off, travelling across the globe to far-off ports. It's my understanding that there's not a whole lot of time to explore the foreign places though as loading/unloading is very efficient these days so it's a quick turnaround. Also the pay is tax-free if you spend more than X days at sea in foreign waters and you get a lot of time off (something like 23 days leave for each month worked).

        I easily have the grades to get accepted but I think I'll fail the mandatory medical exam as I have previously tried to commit suicide and I'm currently on a waiting-list for NHS psychotherapy. Reckon if I tell them either of these things (if they can't already see them by virtue of access to my NHS records) I'll be stamped as a loon and forever denied access to the sea.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, thanks anon.

          As your reward: officercadet.com hosts a list of doctors who do medicals without looking up your med history. Best bet would be to get the medical done BEFORE you apply

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >officercadet.com hosts a list of doctors who do medicals without looking up your med history

            Interesting. I shall look into this, cheers lad.

            🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hope you get approved

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle manager in a global IT company

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really so bad? If I get to be just that I'd probably be happy until I hit 30 or so

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train driver.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor - advanced surgical trainee specifically

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Security guard

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full time jazz musician in NYC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jazz triangle?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      without doxxing yourself, where/when do you play? I'll watch you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        91st and madison every fri and sat 6-8

  38. 11 months ago
    :smiling_imp:

    Sysadmin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sysadmin
      more like SUSadmin amirite

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fix gym equipment. You think you guys are annoyed with gym members? Get on my fricking level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend tried to get the pin unstuck in a machine and the weight drop and crushed the end of his finger off.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT consultant
    My whole industry switched to 100% wfh, so I work about 3-4h per day. The other half of my workday, I write a novel or wank. In four years my home is paid off, maybe I switch to be an author full time, depending on how well the stuff sells.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Software engineering
    I miss college

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slaughterhouse worker

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Product owner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Write better requirements you fricking hack

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a job since Christmas.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christmas 2020.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Managing subcontracts for a defense contractor
    >$125k/yr
    >wfh when I want, go into the office if I need to work away from the baby
    >no one knows what I do except for my coworker who is burnt out and retiring soon
    >great pay at Lockheed/Northrop if I don't get a major pay raise within the next 2 years and need to look for the same job at a different company (I just really don't want to undergo a top secret background check)
    >4hrs-ish of work a day on average, work when I want

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it bother your conscience?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not who you're replying to, I'm this guy:

        I'm a management consultant and I think most office drones are idiots.

        But my job unironically does kind of bother my conscience in that I feel completely unfulfilled. My father was an engineer. He can point to things I see every day and say "I helped make that." I can't do that except for the profits of large insurance firms and banks, which doesn't exactly make me proud as a person, and I make 200k. I often wish I could get the same kind of appreciation out of my work that my father did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it bother your conscience?

      No, they're an architect-engineer firm that designs buildings and utilities

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just really don't want to undergo a top secret background check
      They're not that bad. Annoying having to account for everything in the past 10 years but it's well worth it if you can put it on a resume

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    neet/king

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    student now but going to be a lawyer, probably going to get paid like 70k a year minus eattherich.jpg taxes because i need to pay the rats' salaries

    dont really care about money so its all good but i do worry that i wont find a nice job that doesnt stress the shit out of me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becomes a lawyer
      >complains about rats

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lawyers are a net positive, welfare homosexuals are not

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cry more, future wagie parasite

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            go live in a 3rd world country if you dislike lawyers so much moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oy vey, keep kvetching, future wagie. Don't forget to mark your billable hour, wagie

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                average layman

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. assblasted mediocre loser in undergrad with no imagination takes the easy way by applying to degree mill law schools just so he can slurp Ari Shekelstein's shriveled wiener to pay off xhis inordinate law debt
                Honestly, just post nose

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lol israelites lol working for money wagie
                yeah real imaginative
                >dont have debt (free education, imagine that)
                >100 times less israelites in my country than us, not that i give a frick the israelites have done nothing to affect your life negatively yet you hate them because your moronic

                besides, you probably work at mcdonalds so i understand why you hate your overlords

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are future parasitic lawisraelites so insecure that anyone making fun of them MUST be working minimum wage? Such a moronic inference that you’re perfect for being a lawyer

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lawyers are israelites, incorrect in my country
                >lawyers are parasites, just plain stupid and seething

                your takes are all moronic and you dont have any idea of how the profession works. you are an average layman. keep coping

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally have a law degree, m8. Practice fiver years in PI, then quit to become a NEET. I know whereof I speak, you moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Practiced*
                Five*
                Ehhh, bane of being a ruinous phoneposter

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay now I at least know something about you too. I dont know much about the american (?) system so i guess maybe lawyers are parasites in general over there. I just doubt it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lawyers are a net positive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are many types of lawyers Annon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all israelite parasites and israelite adjacent parasites

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manual jobs, trying to get into tech.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Student and bouncer.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unemployed, earning barely enough to get by with drawing and writing commissions supplementing my unemployment. I don't think I'll get popular enough to make it a full time job before it runs out .

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radiochemist
    Could be making more money but i like my job for now. Unsure if i go back to school for a masters or not, i dont really want to tho

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons here work in Finance? Is it worth going into?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      m&a consultant at a big4, specialized in software
      yes i am wildly overpaid for what i do
      since rates have skyrocketed i usually have frick all to do, probably average 10 hours of work per week, these PE funds are just holding cash

      >Any anons here work in Finance? Is it worth going into?
      not a spreadsheet monkey, but those accountants can make a ton of money.
      you will start out as a literal slave for the first 3-4 years, but once you make manager the job becomes more bearable. you'll still work 80 hour weeks during the busy season.
      managers make 140-200k and directors make 250k+ so it might be worth it in the long run, if you kiss enough scrotum to make partner one day (15 years in maybe) you'll be clearing over $1M

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Financial Analyst who works in a company in the financial services sector. Yes, it's worth getting into if you can. They tend to overpay compared to peers in other industries. But be warned: these people aren't half as smart as they think

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But be warned: these people aren't half as smart as they think

        Could you expand a little on this anon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just graduated with degree in Financial Planning
        Hoping to work in some client service associate positions for a few years while I get my Series 7 and CFP and then become a planner.
        Any tips if you know anything about the field?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Student Naval Aviator

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 32 and i dont get a work because im ashamed my ex college friends look that im the only one who didnt got mad rich on advertising. Still living with my parents too. I will never gonna make it

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    studied physics, now I teach high school teachers, it's quite grim but pays well.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a office drone and i feel like an idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a management consultant and I think most office drones are idiots.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do my job well, however i feel like a homosexual sitting around all day instead of doing something more worthwhile or at least more physical oriented

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lighthouse keeper

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posted in the last thread like this I think
    I'm unironically a GlowBlack person spook
    It pays pretty well, I just feel bad for contributing to the antichrist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least drop some juicy leak for us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I post juice on /k/ every once in a while

        https://i.imgur.com/CTfu96a.png

        Just got out of the field in EMS, started working for for the state on some data analysis shit.

        I miss the excitement but I'm pretty happy to be making real money and not working 18 hour overnight shifts.

        I want to apply to some glowBlack person jobs but I smoked weed a few times in college and I'm too embarrassed to tell them.

        I smoked weed in college too, it's not worse than just lying, just do like me, lying to the feds is cool, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just got out of the field in EMS, started working for for the state on some data analysis shit.

      I miss the excitement but I'm pretty happy to be making real money and not working 18 hour overnight shifts.

      I want to apply to some glowBlack person jobs but I smoked weed a few times in college and I'm too embarrassed to tell them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then quit anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doubt
      Whatever you say, fat ass.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an artist, pic related.

    I mainly draw hentai and thicc League of Legends waifus now but stuff like pic related is my artistic background.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeaaaa dude I saw your art in another thread, good stuff

        Thanks bros

        Draw more Lillia, thanks.

        LOL I was actually gonna draw her the other day but with humanoid legs, still, I might give her a shot since I've drawn Kindred/not opposed to drawing (intense) furshit anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeaaaa dude I saw your art in another thread, good stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draw more Lillia, thanks.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psych nurse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any funny patients?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The patients are the best part of the job.
        Maybe it says a lot about me but conversations with the patients are generally 100x more interesting than the staff. As long as the patient is genuinely mental and not just a personality disorder

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone here is a /wfh/ tech worker with bulging muscles and a 7 figure salary

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really that hard to believe. I mean not in a literal sense, but WFH, tech, and good salaries go hand in hand

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle school teacher

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work a corporate finance job in food industry

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sir I am IT.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    accountant

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in research and development. Developing some hardware for quantum computers right now.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    data engineer

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work part time at a non profit and coach highschool sports

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a business intelligence engineer for a health insurance company, it's a comfy job. My boss is chill and it's 100% remote so I spend most of my working hours playing vidya, liftan, jerking off, watching moobies, going out to eat, and sleeping. The little work I do involves writing SQL queries and all of our end users are internal so nothing has any real deadlines, I can work as quickly or slowly as I want.

    It took me a while to get into a position like this so it feels good to reap the benefits.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like someone I know. Do you live in Chicago by chance?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a CAD drafter. I construct crap people need. I know nothing about what I’m doing except I know how autocad works in 2D. I make €30k a month after taxes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      €3k*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow CAD man.
      I draft fire alarm plans for construction permitting.
      > working in casino for 5 years
      > bored to death and hate it
      > friend from high-school texts me
      > 'Anon you know computers right?'
      > 'Not really but better than you probably, why?'
      > 'Have a new job, 20% pay increase and its WFH'

      And thats how I became essentially a stay at home dad who faking my way through CAD to get shit done. I barely know NFPA 72 and feel like any day someone will call out my ruse. (Its been 4 years)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been an EE for 11 years now, with my PE as well (electronics, controls, communications), and part of my job entails consulting on topics involving NFPA 72, or 1221 as it now supersedes a lot of 72, as well as a lot of other subjects. I assure you, your four years of experience counts for a lot and you are now likely just as qualified as most other people in the industry.

        They don't teach NEC/NFPA code in school. You 100% learn that on the job, so even some dude with a master's would have started out at the same level as you in terms of knowing code.

        The only gotcha is that some jurisdictions require certain credentials to bid/submit documents for certain projects. If your company needs this though, they can just have your set reviewed and stamped by a PE for a nominal cost, or whatever the jurisdiction requires. (Usually PE, but some things like ERRCS in CA for instance requires GROL.)

        You could, eventually, get an FE/PE, btw. It just takes experience, usually about double of what it is with a degree.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm bidding new system in apartment building in Los Angeles, and just found out about ERRCS. That's like an extra $80k at the client got damn

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            80k is honestly on the more frugal end for ERRCS or any kind of DAS for a larger-ish building. The client really shouldn't be complaining about that (although they will as no one ever budgets in ERRCS until someone points out they need it for code). Have fun dealing with architects that don't like how antennas look. 😉

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are your retirement plans?
              I have none and feel kinda lost tbh, even the boomers around me are taking sales calls until they die.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude that’s literally how I got my job as a cad drafter.

        >get out of the army at age of 20
        >dad say “you’ve say infront of a computer all your life, I have a job for you”
        >put me next to his co worker who do electrical plans in autocad for the army
        >since I just got out of the army I get accepted to help out with secret plans
        >fast forward 14 years
        >CAD drafter at a huge security firm doing construction plans for gates and fences
        I don’t know shit but I know how to troubleshoot my way to get shit done and make the clients and my bosses happy. WFH dad also.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Student in Master degree (CS), have 3k after taxes

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maintenance, wanna jump on the IT bandwagon. If I'm gonna deal with a shithead boss I might as well get payed more just for plugging in routers and shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me. It's far from "plugging in routers and shit. I've been in industry for 15 years, worked my way from the ground up. Took me an entire year to get my CCNA. What you are describing is a Tech. That's about $15.00 an hour entry level role. Anything about that you will need Minimum 4 years computer science education or a certification. You will have to know networking in and out, the math behind it, all the concepts and new information, in addition a firm understanding of how software engineering works and you will need to know a scripting language. ALL OF THIS FOR AN ENTRY LEVEL IT POSITION. It's not "plugging in routers and shit" That isn't a thing and never was. Stay in maintenance, IT isn't your thing. Trust.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My hyperbole brought you out, working on net+ and later sec+ as I've read those are the ones to get. I do need to get a language down though and of course the math.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unemployed, hoping to finnish high school and move to japan

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grad student.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure math phd

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paramedic. I lift people out of houses and other weird places.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a dentalgay and I fix teeth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. couldn't get into med school
      Oh no no no no no

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I want to earn peanuts?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now this is cope. The only thing dentists beat physicians in is the suicide rate.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you that angry pajeet that didn't get to become a dentalgay who always posts here?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I am white. I have zero respect for pajeets. I am just a medgay tired of hearing teethgays at parties, "I would have gone to med school, but I did not want to do residency--I wanted to start working."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true though. I only had to continue for a few more years to become an orthodontist, but you get to skip a lot of the bullshit involved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why come my teeth whitening doesn't stick? After a week or two they're back to their original yellowish color. I don't eat anything particularly "stainy"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you using home whitening kits?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, professional whitening thingie, had a tray made from a mold of my teeth where I apply the whitening paste every night

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a meme, you need laser whitening if you want it to last for a few years

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Design engineer specifying in modernisation/modification of old soviet and modern weastern helicopters. My company is also an operator for the antichrist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EMT/ paramedic, but working a minimum trade job atm because I have no interest in getting paid and treated like dirt by a treacherous leeching government and third worlders/ welfare queens that milk the system

      What is your unpoliticised opinion of soviet tech to western analogues of the era?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole hydraulic system on Mi-8 comes out and can be replaced as a single unit simplifying maintenance. Awaik UH-60 has all components layed out on the hydraulic deck seperatelly. Compressor blade tolerances are generally bigger on Mi-8s allowing for easier maintenance. The build quality on Mi-8 depends on yhe factory it was produced in-Kazan factory generally being better(fuselage construction wise) Some welds on helicopters from the other factory look like they where done by drunken mongoloids. In its class the Mi-8 in my opinion is unmatched, literally the AK of helicopters. Soviets however lacked lighter helicopters-here I would personally go with Bell 206s or Airbus AS350s.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes its seems big was the name of the game for them
          >drunken mongaloids
          quite literally very likely lol

          work on any others than the mi-8?

          very cool info ty

          I haven't been employed for about 8 years now. I had a medical event and have been suffering for years. Only this month did a genetic test reveal a rare disorder and now I am fine with medicine.

          Has anyone been through anything like this? Nobody even wants to look at me. I used to be a Windows/System administrator.

          what condition?

          https://i.imgur.com/eEXmeQZ.jpg

          just quit my job but I was an english teacher. Doing nofap and spending all day around hot 16 year olds in yoga pants and flip flops is torture anons. btw they're legal here but I'd be asking for a life ending scandal pulling that shit.

          Do you know of any people that have done a TEFL and make enough to travel around/ live on the road with it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >done a TEFL
            Have some self-respect, man, c'mon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              whats the other option lol, whats wrong with tefl?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We have the Mi-26T(upper picrel) at our base, but it hasn't been used since it was flown here, management seems to have big future plans for it however. I'm not all that familiar with it. We had corrosion issues on wiring then we tried to start it, but those in reality could affect all aircraft if left standing outside for to long.
            As with all more recent aircraft, newer helicopters somewhat suffer with "new aircraft syndrome"-production or design issues that eventualy get ironed out over time and are nearly extinguished on older types-breckets with fatique cracks forming in them, main gearbox attachment bolts getting lose, you name it...
            I've worked with Airbus As350, Bell 206, AW109SP, Cabri G2, but none I know as intimatelly as Mi-8 at this point.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Software engineer. I was WFH prepandemic, so I already had a home office set up. I run and lift during my long lunch break.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writer. Cover energy (oil and gas, renewables, etc).

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i work at a call center at 32, have a degree on marketing and a master on bussiness admin, never used any of em, never got hired for any related

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accounting, not sure if I like it enough for long term but it's better than what I was doing before. Also feels weird being semi fit amongst all the old ladies and fat boomers

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any bus driver man in?

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife, technically

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're not inventhing the wheel, everyone doing these jobs know that they're low prestige, though they are more essential for society than, for example, software developer

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been employed for about 8 years now. I had a medical event and have been suffering for years. Only this month did a genetic test reveal a rare disorder and now I am fine with medicine.

    Has anyone been through anything like this? Nobody even wants to look at me. I used to be a Windows/System administrator.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just quit my job but I was an english teacher. Doing nofap and spending all day around hot 16 year olds in yoga pants and flip flops is torture anons. btw they're legal here but I'd be asking for a life ending scandal pulling that shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *music stops playing abruptly*

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Environmental geologist. Mostly do real estate reports and various environmental permitting work. It’s fully remote with the exception of the occasional site visit.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mech engineer

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet on sports

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a college as a janitor, even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I see an equation, like half an equation on a black board and I’ll just figure it out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hunt good wills?

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I’m the emergency dispatcher

    Don’t care. I’m grossly overcompensated for my work, it’s comfy, and it’s actually productive for my fitness goals, hobbies, and relationships outside of work. And id have to kill someone to get fired, and even then it might just be paid administrative leave.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paramedicgay here. We all hate you.
      >sitting at a desk all day
      at least I get to lift heavy object and destroy my back kek. ok can i go home now?

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grocery store wage slave

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got laid off from my construction management job 2 weeks ago. It has unironically been the best thing for my gains since I started lifting though, and I have enough saved money to be jobless for over a year.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fat frick train driver trying to get in shape.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fat? How do you climb on the train?

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking to join the royal air force, university was a scam so i dropped out first year.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run my own software/app development company

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Student for now but I graduate soon.
    Going into animal control and after a few years I might switch to welfare auditing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A number of hunters here do animal control, coyotes and hogs, it's good money if you own your own operation. Akin to owner-operators with farms or fishing boats. It is owning a small business.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd much rather just farm for the rest of my days but the situation requires us to overthrow the government in glorious revolutionary war.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll be working for my county as opposed to citizen owned. The benefits are too good where I’m at.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a job

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      King

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Program Manager III in commercial civil space. 125k salary, basically fully remote, sweet job perks

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i check data for a printing facility.

    fricking sucks. stressful. i correct the trash customers send me until its printable. last workday was so stressful i got chestpain.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a nurse, soon to be ICU nurse

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEET/lurker

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electrician apprentice about ready to pick a new career field after failing my Jman test yesterday. These past 5 months have destroyed any desire to work this shit any more.

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sec analyst, but I do frick all day and get paid absurd amount of money for my age, so im constantly shitting myself that feds are gonna bust my company for being front for tax offshoring and thats gonna leave me jobless and without any work experience

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What FINRA certs do you have? I work as an account manager at a bank and have some compliance/bookkeeping experience in the past. While I think I've got a path to six figures at my current job, I will probably need a CPA or other accreditations to see more impressive salaries

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FedEx delivery driver haha where did it go wrong

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My legal career has affected my gains, but now I'm richer than average and all i need to do is cut

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unemployed college student. I spend all day browsing IST while filling out job applications, eating, and working out. In that order. I come home late at night, smoke a joint, BULK more, and go to bed. I wake up just before noon.
    I love learning about autistic shit nobody cares about all winter and working out all day in the summer, all on the government's dime.

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in the army and wish swift death upon myself everyday

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a lawyer at a big firm in NYC.

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    software dev

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Park Ranger

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Industrial electrical foreman, mostly new construction. I actually love what I do.

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sr. Operations Manger in tech but I'm looking to make a career change.

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wildland firefighter. Pretty fun but the pay cab be better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can* I'm tarded

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    31
    Tech sales
    150k OTE
    work 15-20 hours a week
    Fully remote
    Chicago

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MRI tech, it has pushed me futher and further into the Fat People hate road. I fricking hate fricking fatties so fricking much

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gis coordinator for a land management agency

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    neeting through the summer then starting an apprenticeship in the semiconductor industry

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    english teacher at university level
    >get mires all the time
    >get to mog my dyel students
    >money is good
    >not too much work
    it's a living

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer at a powertrain developer, calibrating OBD monitors for the catalyst and oxygen sensor. Not super fun but a couple of times a year I get to go on business trips in other countries to collect data in extreme climates which is pretty nice. Got to visit USA for 4000 mile trip through the rockies (high altitude/high temerature) last year, really enjoyed it.

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Machinist

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Air Traffic Control

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make beer.

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think welding is a low prestige job. They make a lot of money and are well respected unless they're in a literal muffler shop

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prison Officer.

    Its a fricking great job if you like watching tv and talking to child rapists/murderers/druggies

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hazardous Materials cleanup. I can get called out any hour of the day to go clean up chemicals from animal feed additive to hydrochloric acid. We also go and clean up train derailments.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      London?

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commodities trader

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Law school rn, but day traded quite well before.

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    field construction manager intern in texas

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >non profit and high school coach
    Low prestige for sure. I work these because I chose to, I enjoy my days at work so much more then I ever did in a “high prestige” position. Thanks for asking though.

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PhD in Physics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sergeant of Marines.

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ran a successful small biz for 25 years, sold it, retired last year in my late 40s, now I just lift, read, shitpost, and hang with my wife.

  137. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My full time job is selling cars at a Mercedes dealership. I make around £50K per year.

    My side job is being a landlord. I own 3 properties that earn me around 44K a year. Don't care if people seethe at this. I look after my tenants.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based LandChad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Want a house? 😉

  138. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been an EMT for the last 2 years, have an interview in two weeks for an airport fire/rescue position. This is especially exciting for me since I'm almost done with my private pilot certification, and now I might have a career working around some big fricking aircraft. I want to eventually become a pilot, so hopefully I can get that job just for the networking benefits.

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