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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based just ate a Ray Pear carrot salad. Gonna have a perfect shit in 20 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based. ingredients? I need to start carrotsaladmaxxing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ray Peat carrot salad is absolutely vile. How do you keep the oil from going solid? Do you microwave it?
      I'm a carrot fan myself, but I either make carrot salad with orange and lemon juice, grate it in bolognese sauce or just eat it like it is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        use olive oil if it allows you to eat it daily. magnesium chloride brine and table salt helps to bring out its flavor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I take carrot and blend it with OJ amd some lemon
        Is so fricking delicious and energizing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like carrots in natural peanut butter. Meaning peanut butter made of peanuts and salt and literally no other ingredients

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I want buff bunny gf like you wouldn't believe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The carnielard FEARS the carrot.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carrots are yummy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Omg what a cute kitty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats an alpaca dumbass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          u fukin blind?

          it's a coyote.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          u fukin blind?

          it's a coyote.

          Its absolutely unreal to me how unfunny this is. Eat shit and die.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that webm of the anaconda eating a banana is serious business and not to be joked about

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how bout you say that to my face tough guy. yeah thats what i thought

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WOW! Look at him go!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they only eat the salad part?!?!?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        contrary to the stereotypes rabbits don't really like carrots.

        Will the eat it, sure, but it not something they will go for.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so cuteeeeeee

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Whhaaaat! Are you telling me Bugs Bunny is propaganda >:(

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not that they don't like it, but more so

            and if it's given, it must be in moderation just like fruit
            [...]
            >man made

            They body can't coonsooom too much sugar and carrots are high in sugar

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and if it's given, it must be in moderation just like fruit

          Carrots are praised by Rudolf Steiner as a mind food and by Ray Peat as health food too, even scientific data says so
          So carrots are definitely the real deal

          >man made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Audibly kekkd at the bunny lying back chewing while staring at the blue skies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mind that this could be staged. laying on the back is unnatural for rabbits and usually triggers playing dead instincts, which is very stressful

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ate 20 lbs of carrots in a 2 week period and got vit a poisoning

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else was having trouble to swallowed the carrot? I ate some raw carrot and cheweed fully however it was felt like a mass was caught in my throat for sometime aftwerard and was very uncommfortable

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have been eating about 5 pounds of carrots a day for the last 2 months. Yes my skin is slightly orange, but moreso tan now.

    It turns out if you eat a lot of them at night you will have to wake up to pee, they have a lot of water in them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And i've been eating them all raw. obviously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes my skin is slightly orange, but moreso tan now.
      This happens if I eat even one carrot; people will ask if I went to the tanning beds. What is going on?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're absorbing the carotinoids very well

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat one or two carrots EVERY SINGLE DAY
    ketolards are seething at my β-Carotene gains

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/10408398.2023.2241541
      >The mean bioavailability of preformed vitamin A retinol in liver was found to be 74%, and the mean bioavailability of provitamin
      >A carotenoid β-carotene in vegetables was 15.6%, and ranged from 2.0 to 65%.
      >In general, β-carotene in plant foods appears to be less bioavailable than retinol in animal foods
      Unless you are genetically predisposed to vegetarianism (nobody is to veganism),
      Somebody eating 2 carrots a day probably gets less vitamin A, than somebody who eats a piece of liver every two weeks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bioavailability of vit A and derivitives in veggies without added fat intake is a sham study done to fulfill call for papers of undergrads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bioavailability of vit A and derivitives in veggies without added fat intake is a sham study done to fulfill call for papers of undergrads
          bioavailability of vit A and derivatives in veggies without fat intake is a way to actually measure the bioavailability of vit A and derivatives in veggies, since you have to isolate things in order to study them (like we were taught in sixth grade last week dude!) especially considering how many idiots who don't get taught home ec because boomers got rid of it just eat raw veggies and call it a day, or blend them in water and drink them like bugs.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carotenoids make the white man even more attractive. Look it up, it's a scientific fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also improves your vision

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I'm chopping carrots for dinner I'll eat a whole one on the go. They're just so nice chilled from the fridge & crunchy fresh

  14. 1 month ago
    Stormy

    BUNNY IS SO CUTE

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate moronic women.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I love raw carrots so much bros. I hate it when people take perfectly good carrots and cook, boil, steam or whatever them, they are perfect just the way they are and they just ruin them.
    And then god forbid to mention to people what sort of barbarity and crime against perfectly edible carrots they are engaging in, because then I am suddenly the weird one, for eating carrots the way they are intended to be eaten.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not a particular fan of carrots, just lurking because interesting thread. but i agree here, cooked carrots are disgusting. overly sweet mushy shit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carrots are praised by Rudolf Steiner as a mind food and by Ray Peat as health food too, even scientific data says so
    So carrots are definitely the real deal

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    augh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for that fish

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