>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!
>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!
>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!
>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...
>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell. After months, you go to court and the girl gives testimony in the court room, live but anonymously behind a screen so she can't come in to contact with her abuser (you). Before the cross examination, the judge orders everyone out of the court room except you and the cameraman (this just happens to be one of the first criminal cases to be televised in the UK)
>Judge: I have dismissed the jury after having directed them to give a guilty verdict. In all of my decades of legal work, I have never come in to contact with a more remorseless serial abuser than yourself. I hereby sentence you to the harshest punishment for this crime. A fully internet archived copy of the incident will be kept on Encyclopedia Dramatica and you will be known as the "loser beta male dot gif" meme forever after
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What does this have to do with health and fitness?
Nothing.
ignore blackpill
embrace girthpill
channers will really theorycraft their way into 5 pages of textwall before they actually do anything huh
How come they are holding these hot girls when they skipped leg day?
IST lied to me.
fit in its majority is the loser beta male from the last paragraph coping. welcome
Roleplay shit should be in /qst/
I dated several women from my teens onwards and got married aged 30. I can't relate to this.
Pretty before she turned into a meth-looking b***h who sells nudes online.
The internet ruined an entire generation
would
still would
would boys and girls all at once
would to cheer up
didn’t read lol
Nice herpes.
Thank God I'm not ugly.
daily demoralization thread #5819583
OK but post the version we're anon has a shower, gets contacts and learns how to b himself
I never ask women out, avoid eye contact in general, and only speak in very to the point sentences around women as to end conversations as quickly as possible.
Women get super pissed at me out of the blue sometimes. I guess when I'm around them often enough that they think I should be paying them more attention or be more interested in their bullshit.
too long did not read
WAGMI if we try