CHAD ONLY THREAD

Here's the rules:
>Post physique
>Most Chad thing you've ever done
>Most Chad piece of advice you've learned

I'll start.

Most Chad thing I've ever done:
>Bang hot ass girl from Tinder
>Nice plump ass, big tits
>6'1" so basically Vicky secret model height
>Have a threesome with her and some other girl I met at a party
>Her roommate overheard their moans of pleasure
>6'1" girl hates her roommate
>Finish threesome, walk outside shirtless
>Roommate sees me
>Visibly miring
>Ask for her Snapchat
>Literally get it right in front of the girls I just had a threesome with
>6'1" girl hates me, but IDGAF
>Bang again anyways
>End up banging the roommate she hates
>Been dating her for 6 months now, kek
>She cooks, cleans, sucks my dick daily, life is great fit senpai

Most Chad advice I've learned
>Always cherish your true friends. It sounds cheesy, but they will be there for you in the decades to come. Not many people will stay in your life for that long.
>If you want a better life, don't ask how you get it. Ask how to become the type of person who gets it.

Your turn, fit. Give me your best.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm very pointy nipples

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obv he's not natty

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you lean and muscular and still have an unaesthetically pleasing body

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he looks fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. He has amazing ab insertions

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've got a bit of that chewed up bubblegum derek look going on.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry kid, you can’t outlift shit genetics

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Held a girls hand once
    >Every day you choose the pain of discipline or the pain of regret

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your body is surprisingly easier on the eyes

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do what you did every single day

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re so Chad, why are you stealing images?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Most Chad thing you've ever done
    Fuck OP's Mom right in front of him
    >Most Chad piece of advice you've learned
    To fuck OP's Mom while he watches.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahaa

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello fello chads how are we doin today?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Always cherish your true friends. It sounds cheesy, but they will be there for you in the decades to come. Not many people will stay in your life for that long.
    This. Getting back in touch with my best friend from Junior high school was the best decision I've made in a long time. We always have endless conversation, so much fun together, and we're both there for each other like two brothers would be. Meanwhile, I instantly lost all contact with the fake friends from senior high school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay story i bet you two fucked lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. doesn't have true friends

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome truefag

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome newfag

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i probably will too. i really hope christianity is not literal and it's all a gaint metaphor bro.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucked an Arab pro-Palestine activist while wearing my yarmulke and with a giant Israeli flag hanging in my room

    >You should be cautious in life, but fear none but G-d

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DYEL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, but I don't care. I will get more muscular

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a garden gnome, so you're probably like 5'7" and annoying as fuck. You can't lift away your cursed genetics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn what a fucking Chad!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally a curb your enthusiasm episode

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I'm introverted as hell lol.
    >Most Chad piece of advice you've learned
    Only women, dogs, and children are loved unconditionally

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