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> the Indian who wears jeans to the gym

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fake natty (everyone who's bigger than me)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The summer jailbait with perfect proportions who started wearing a giant sweater because she was tired of getting leered at.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm... you have an example of that? For science.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >For science.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      School starts again next week. I'm worried the e-bois will stop coming in and I'll lose my motivation to go workout.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically wanna get giga swole wripped like shredded cheese so i can pick up young girls at concerts and have their thighs along my head

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How young are you talking

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anything upwards from 10, bonus points if there is a mother to impress or a fat dad to mog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my gym's IG always posts members in their stories and they pretty regularly shoutout this 17yo whose camera is almost at a POV ground level view of her ass in squat vids

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that quiet 5'11 guy with black shorts with an old samsung phone who only does compounds and never talks to anyone

    he's probably studying some STEM field like engineering or works as a programmer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics field like Engineering

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8n1gmXN.png

        >that quiet 5'11 guy with black shorts with an old samsung phone who only does compounds and never talks to anyone

        he's probably studying some STEM field like engineering or works as a programmer

        lost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice.
        you got me with each of those except i talk to people

        Stop stalking me but I'm only 5'10"

        https://i.imgur.com/I4xchqJ.jpg

        Me except 5'7" and work in cybersec

        Literally me

        Delet

        I have been stalking all of you, also you wear either a grey or a dark-blue t-shirt to the gym (you have many such shirts)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. I wear a capeshit shirt or some ratty old v-neck tees

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice.
      you got me with each of those except i talk to people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop stalking me but I'm only 5'10"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me except 5'7" and work in cybersec

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'8'', and I manage a medical marijuana grow operation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me except i'm 6'3" and [spoiler]dropped out of STEM to become an artist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me but I'm 6'3 and my highest level of schooling was being homeschooled to 7th grade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that's me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm studying accounting and have an iPhone thank you very much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > the black guy with gyno

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG IT´S GYNO!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that zoomer jamming to the gym's pop music playlist.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Autist that follows a godawful routine but looks better than everyone else.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the three grad students that talk really loudly about astrophysics in between kind of heavy squats so everyone knows how smart they are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me but the other two grad students are also me just talking to myself

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much gear dude. Carries whole gym bag with him everywhere accesses: towels, headband, straps, protein bars, belt, water, protein shake, yoga mat, squat plug, headphones, AM/FM stereo with cassette and CD player, hairbrush, laptop, and squirrel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot my knee sleeves, elbow sleeves, wrist wraps and magnesia, but otherwise congratulations.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets are based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever help you sleep at night Ranjeer.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the middle aged woman with a low hat and yoga pants holding in her mommy belly

    >the balding manlet that is wasting his time

    >the old perv in jeans walking 1 mph on the treadmill starring at girls

    >the old guy with gloves and a cut off tshirt

    >the obvious virgin trying to get in shape for girls

    >the ass workout girl

    >girl there with boyfriend doing machines but really just browsing the gram

    >the married guy trying to escape his wife and kids for an hour

    >the roided black guy that tries to talk to all the girls and never seems to get any

    >the fatty you see for a week

    >the fat girls that are always there chatting but never doing anything

    >the improooover

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >married guy trying to escape his wife and kids for an hour

      It's an unreal feeling coming home to your son after a workout and him absolutely greeting at your return, asking: "how was the sport?"
      Love that little wildling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish for the best for you and and your wife's son

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the obvious virgin trying to get in shape for girls
      haha, could you describe this one some more? need to check something...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His outfit generally looks like something he wears to bed, randomly he’ll come in with an undercut one day, then a shaved head the next, then he’ll wear a hat. Copies some ifbb champions workout, rests 5 minutes in between sets. Looks at rhe ground when walking around, shoulders in. Aways has some weird ticks from spending too much time alone and not realizing what it looks like in public. Goes to the bathroom and comes out with a piss spot from not shaking properly. Want more? I swear theres always like 10 of these guys floating around

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessary. You've described me quite accurately.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek this is me but I'm actually jacked and one of the strongest guys at the gym

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the one guy who can't find anything to do because the gym is totally crowded so just stands there looking at his phone and getting some water and trying to not seem lost till something opens up

      >the obvious virgin
      Elaborate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please stop watching me on the camera

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the married guy trying to escape his wife and kids for an hour

      This is me, oh the bliss of having 1.5 hours to myself. Unironically what keeps me going to the gym.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the fatboy simp that loudly comments to his friend that I must have packed a prosthetic dick in my shorts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fatboy simp can also be frequently seen at the counter if the worker is cute.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomer couple who plays shitty music on their phone speaker and doesn't re-rack weights

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who wears basketball shorts, wired earbuds and hasn't progressed in months

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two loners who independently show up to the gym at 4:45 am for the sole purpose of being alone

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lurker.
    >doing my thing as usual
    >look at the mirror for a split second
    >there's a man, behind two machines, staring at me
    >he looks for a few seconds, then walks off, still staring
    >he vanishes from the gym when I don't catch him through a reflection
    >never seen him exercising, he might as well not exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong board

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the middle aged overweight guy with an iPad propped up on the machines or db rack watching episodes of adult cartoons or some b tier drama pretending to work out probably just to get away from the wife he hates for an hour

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's 50 y.o. Mexican ex-convict at my gym that helps all the zoomers and calls them "son" and "sweetheart" and yells when they PR

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay Paco
    >i'm 6'1", he's 2 or 3 inches taller
    >definitely more aesthetic body than me, bit i'm catching up
    >slicked back hair
    >clothing you can tell he spent time in front of a mirror picking out
    >trashy tattoos
    >sings bean song out loud with questionable lyrics such as "mi amigo yo quiero su numero"
    >would set off every lunk alarm in a 5 mile radius with how hard he throws shit to the ground
    >his final reps he sound EXACTLY like a fag getting fucked in the ass
    I avoid eye contact with him at all times. There is no fucking way he has a healthy relationship with his papi.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, I wear jeans for my upper body days most every time, that's just how it has been for years.
    When I had pants that didn't blow out in the ass from squats, I used to go full Tom Haviland and wear cargo pants for leg day and also strongman training. Got made fun of by the crew for it, I still remember having a 330 lb. stone in my lap and my pants were loose in the back, so the resident pro strongman who we trained with came over and yanked my pants back up just before I put that thing on the platform. After that, I moved to track pants for all lower body day shit.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fuckboi with pulled up cotton shorts who’s jacked but never actually lifts and spends hours using different mirrors to look at himself.

    >Old asian dude who sits on a bench for an hour and does nothing but stretch

    >”The Collector” who brings six sets of dumbbells to the incline bench just to use the barbell

    >Guy with an obscenely large camo backpack. What he’s got in there is a mystery.

    >”The Walker” 5’6” white guy who glides around the gym and never actually lifts

    >two nerds, one struggling to bench 95lb and the other somehow putting up 245 for reps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek the two nerd characters are so funny usually paired with

      >the three grad students that talk really loudly about astrophysics in between kind of heavy squats so everyone knows how smart they are

      you can tell one of them is helping his buddy get into gymming but they're always both super friendly and talking about some niche nerdology

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the jokester who just memes around inbetween sets and makes people laugh but is obviously very depressed

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who just stares into the distance between sets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait i do this am i outing myself as a gym retard?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No and stop being so insecure. Stare at a roastie’s ass instead.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the super fit 65 year old gilf with tree trunk thighs and her fat husband with a big beer belly who just walks on the treadmill for an hour

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >400lb boomerbeast on the chest press machine for 30 minutes to do 3 reps total

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who poses like a fucking retard every time he's done with a lift
    >like not even flex posing just posing
    It's me. And I will reclaim my name

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young South American or black grill. Every day is hip thrust day. Every exercise is hip thrusts. The Smith Machine is now the hip thrust machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but its usually a 5'0" skinny white girl

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy doing leg presses when you walk in and is still doing sets when you leave

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the fatty that's actually making effort at cardio and going full force at it for over an hour and a half
    GMI

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym is filled with Instagram characters. The most popular however is a tiktoker with lime 50k+ followers. He's just turned 18 and left school. He's obviously a complete noob, but there's just something so funny about him. I try to snipe his videos whenever he's in. I would post his insta, but nobody ever does on here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like someone would get barked at for setting up a fuckin tripod to film their shit at my gym

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that dude with huge legs who never works any other muscles
    I always wonder why when I see him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS claims another...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a bottom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS claims another...

      https://i.imgur.com/zzfq4ZI.jpg

      Kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it’s me!

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that boomer who looks like gary busey and only does machines with bad form

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crone.
    She's old. So old the wall has s a distant memory, but still she lifts.
    While others her age jazzercize in the pool, she's there. She's always there.
    Why does she lift?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cougar

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the dyel who asks everyone how many reps they have left.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy you make eye contact with for just a second too long

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy who brings milk to the gym and only does squats

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the skinnyfat girl with scars up and down her arms thinking getting in shape will cure her depression (spoiler, it won't)

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that manlet who's stronger than me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still short. You can make yourself stronger. You can't make yourself taller.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can

  38. 3 months ago
    Blanon

    I LIVE moronS
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one skinny fat anon doing starting strength and resting 10 minutes between sets
    And it ended up just making him fat fat

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that one hot girl that makes you hesitant to use the equipment after her because you don't wanna be seen as pervert

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another variation:
      >that one 6/10 thot who works out in a non-sports bra and hogs the benches with her other thot friend and thinks she’s hot shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a big reason I quit public gyms, friday night gym thots that are hoping to get a gym bro to take them out on a friday night for free drinks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that one girl who gets mogged by other girl but try to compliment by doing harder excercises

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that one girl who doesn't wear panties

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy I see every night collecting bottles and cans out the trash and floor because he’s a poorfag looking for an extra buck
    I respect the hustle but pity the man

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one gym thot who wears a sports bra constantly and her tits are literally hanging out trying to escape that stares at me constantly

  43. 3 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    >the guy at the gym who could be high

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that borderline obese powerlifter/strongman with pink stringer, yellow shortshorts, sweatbands and twirly cartoon strongman mustache
    I shit you not I am not making this up, been a while since I last saw him, so he must have moved or something.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who makes loud sex noises but then you find out he has tourettes

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the 45lb dumbbell deadlifter

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the warmupfag

    >walk into the gym, dude is doing jumping jacks and some stretching
    >finish like half my workout
    >he's still doing some weird ass stretching
    >literally done with my workout, about to go home
    >he's doing the hip twerk thing

    Bros why does he even come to the gym?

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