>Chatting with my mom. >Talking about fitness

>Chatting with my mom
>Talking about fitness
>Say that I want to lose more weight so my face/jawline look better
>"Well anon, you already have a very masculine-looking face"

It's not true but this kind of shit always makes me happy. Our moms always support our fitness goals, don't they bros?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know how to become a more attractive person. I'm already 6ft & 145lb with very good vascularity. I'm sporty and I don't think I look horrendous. Where do I even go from here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call your mom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. My mom keeps is mentally unwell and keeping contact with her would also put me in contact with my psycho half-brother.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go to bed pat. You're the problem.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm not. He spent half a decade in prison and I'm scared of him. Besides, I barely knew my mother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are low weight for that height and men and some women will look down on you eventually. Put on more weight in muscle unless you are in some sport that requires it.
      The other alternative is to be some frickboy with the abs and the looks, but even then most 200+ pound fatties will actively look down on you and think they are mogging you.

      At 145lb you are also too low weight to do decent physical work. It's just too low for 6 foot. Put on decent muscle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre missing at least 15 pounds, skeleking

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's lying. If she thinks your hot why hasn't she had sex with you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she’s his mother you sick frick. who do you think she is, OPs uncle?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish. My mom is the biggest gains goblin. Before I moved out she would go out of her way to sabotage me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie I wish my mom was my gains goblin. b***h don't cook for shit. Never did, never will. Boxed macaroni is about as complex as it ever got. Enjoy that shit while you have it homie. Making sure I marry a woman who can cook, my children will have a healthy diet
      >inb4 cave every night because junk food shuts them up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...what did I post that implied my mom cooked anything?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How else would she sabotage you anon? I can understand not refusing mom's cooking, but I hope you weren't getting gainsblocked because you couldn't help yourself from vacuuming down the Oreos she brought home or something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What you're doing is actual projection.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no memories of things like these. Never hugged me or picked me up as a kid

    She tried after I had beard but I wished she didn't. Sounded like a salesman or something like that

    Could have been extremely worse anyway and on the other hand it is a eye opener for what everything related to socialization is really about: convenience

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom says "you're not ugly"

    She's so full of shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I know. Moms aren't the best to listen to for stuff like that but it makes me feel better, at least.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be new
    >train with two coworkers
    >things are cool, they both work hard
    >casual conversation, jokes, yada yada
    >one of them stops looking at me unless required to for work purposes
    >??? Fine, mirror this behavior.
    >she's pissy now
    What in God's frick? I hate people so goddamned much.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom showing me off to her friends like I am some super model when I'm just a 1.80 Dyel with a nice beard and thick eyebrows at least.
    Moms are goated, imagine growing up without motherly love and support

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talk to my mom
    >she asks my 1rm
    >tell her my 1rm
    >she hangs up

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6 mid 30s jolly colombian man at work said I look like young cillian murphy
    I mean I detect just about 0 similarities besides being european and having blue eyes, but this was 5 days ago and I'm still thinking about it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It actually sounds like she doesn’t want you to improve. My mother was like that, she’d always say ‘don’t lose weight; you’re already so thin’ even though my bf% was literally 16% and I had love handles. She didn’t want me to a succeed and now she wonders why I don’t ever call or visit her lmao.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose weight
    >mom says I'm losing too much and should stop
    >stand up straight to my full height wearing boots instead of flipflops like a weirdo, making me look taller
    >mom says she hates my boots
    Bros I'm starting to think my mom wants me to fail.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that she wants you to fail, she just doesn't want you to push too hard and hurt yourself. Which is why you should just thank her for her concern and assure her that you're fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wants you to continue being her little boy and not have some other woman steal you. You really need to show her you're no longer a boy.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start back lifting after a while off
    >mom tells me i don't need to and that i'm a good size already even though i'm skinny
    >see her again recently
    >she touches my shoulder in conversation and freaks out about how much more "muscly" i am

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