>Chews through your barbells

>Chews through your barbells

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks mr beaver

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time I see a beaver I ask myself: who and how did they discover that beaver anus tastes like vanilla?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FUCK was his problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >improves your frag
      Wrong board

      every time I see a beaver I ask myself: who and how did they discover that beaver anus tastes like vanilla?

      >what is bush meat
      Wrong board
      >Verification not required.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>what is bush meat
        Yeah, but you need to "milk" them to extract castoreum . Its not that someone ate beaver anus and thought, hé', maybe I should stimulate a beavers anal gland to extract this vanilla tasting stuff.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Native americans used every part of the aminals they slew, anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they use every part of the liquor bottle when they drink

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah like when they would run entire herds of Buffaloes off cliffs or encircle them with fires and then only take the skins and best cuts of meat. They definitely didn't leave acres of rotting corpses out to foul up the prairie. The only thing that stops any race besides white people from totally decimating their local ecosystems is a lack of means to do so.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whites we're basically responsible for the industrial revolution though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So did Europeans. What we consider white today is just mystery meat globomutt mercantilism. Nothing to do with Europe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that has nothing to do with extracting something by stimulating the anal gland. Castoreum is a mixture of fluids that you can only extract by simulating it analy. You can't just eat an anus and think, well, maybe I should stick my finger in it next time to get that tasty stuff.
            Somewhere allong history someone put his finger in a beaver anus and stimulated it. That person than tasted his/her finger and liked it. And now we eat icecream with beaver anus extract.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And now we eat icecream with beaver anus extract.
              No YOU eat beaver buttcum icecream fatso. I don't eat goycream with or without anus in it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you ever had any of these, you might have eaten or still eat beaver anal juice. It can be found in these products

                alcoholic beverages
                baked goods
                frozen dairy
                chewing gum
                candy
                beverages
                meat products
                pudding
                gelatin
                ice cream
                vanilla flavoring
                raspberry flavored food

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eating is for the obese

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                just admid it. You ate it and you liked it. There is no shame in it. You were technically rimming a male beaver, so you are technically gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I eat coffee and cigarettes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cigarettes
                so you like sucking beaver ass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't eat ass
                ngmi

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Native americans
            They're called Indians

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They're called Indians
              But this is an Indian anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a pajeet

                *engines

                injun

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >injun
                thats from the French indigène. Injun and Indian come from this word

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              *engines

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, that's people from India

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not actually true and just a modern myth about the tribes.

    • 2 months ago
      sage

      I'd let him knaw on my wood if you know what I mean ;*~~)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is more than simple want - his teeth grow ever long and they are filled with natural iron filings. He must continuously wear them down through such exercise, he is trapped by that which advantages him biologically. So it is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't they just chew on rocks then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s awesome that they just know the right way to fell a tree while being dumb as shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UH OH CLEAN UP ON RIVER 7 JANNY

  4. 2 months ago
    Coon Disciple

    The final redpill is the realization that the beaver living in your gym was the real gains goblin all along

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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