Chickpeamaxxxing

Why haven’t you taken the ciceropill?
>very cheap when dry and bulk, making it a great staple for budget diets
>tastes fucking amazing; you can make hummus or roasted snacks with it, if not just boiled like pic related with onions sauce, curry powder, and pepper
>15 g protein and 12 g of fibre per 100 g
>huge yet stinkless shits that make you mog others at the gym toilet
>helps boost vitamins and selenium for TRUE efficiency

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I'm too busy dairymaxxing. Try to convince me that your chickpeas are better than my yummy milk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I looked at the stats and prices and I don't see any reason I would eat it over some cottagecheese.

      Hello fellow dairy enjoyer!

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    estrogenic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JrnmM6y.jpg

      Sorry, I'm too busy dairymaxxing. Try to convince me that your chickpeas are better than my yummy milk

      Kek… plant phytoestrogen doesn’t affect animals, but milk estrogen does…

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >n=18
        disregarded, will continue drinking the yummy milk. MMMMMMMMMMMMM

        • 1 week ago
          sage

          >scientific literacy
          don't see much of this on the front page of preddit
          damn it feels good to be a pureblood

          https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35713410/

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >damn it feels good to be a pureblood
            I'm one of the most pureblood people on this website
            Never took the vaccine
            Never took a covid test
            Never got covid
            Never even got sick since 2019
            How am I doing?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              same except I took a covid test myself but didnt do anything more than play with my nose hairs with it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >but didnt do anything more than play with my nose hairs with it
                Kek, based as fuck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your acne and your boobs

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Where are my tits? All I got was some enormous fucking pecs. You lied to me

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >having a chickpea in my mouth
    All the time anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hehe.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arcane spanish med bull chickpea recipe from my mom incoming:
    >bit of olive oil in the pot, medium heat
    > add chorizo in ~1.5cm thick slices, 50 or 75g per person
    >when frying the chorizo it will add its grease to the pan so take it into account and dont use too much oil
    >when chorizo fried, add garlic and just a bit later a lot of spinach
    >when spinach goes small, add chickpeas and chicken stock/water just to cover it all
    >salt
    >when chickpeas cooked, eat
    Really important not to use too much liquid, also add smoked paprika and cumin with the garlic.
    Also i use prebaked chickpeas in a bottle like a fucking serf and it still is delicious and low cal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You add uncooked chickpeas? How long would that take? I liked cooking them in a pressure cooker because it is fast. Takes like 10 minutes.
      I grew to love chickpeas originally from hummus, but a slop meal I do is chicken breast, rice, and chickpeas with bbq sauce.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i use the precooked ones that come in glass bottles, i dont know if that exists outside spain. Anyway, those take like 5-10 minutes to be done.
        For the traditional method with uncooked ones you would have to soak overnight and then discard the soaking water and boil them on their own until they are tender. Then add chickpeas and boiling water to the other pot. And cook everything together for a few minutes.
        The point of soaking is because legumes can be hard on the digestion and soaking them somehow deals with that.
        If just puting them in the pressure cooker doesnt give you intestinal problems, it is probably good enough.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that looks fucking vile
    enjoy your literal 3rd world mud slop meal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. sloppy goy

  6. 1 week ago
    sage

    I fucking love garbanzo beans and hummus bro

    There's this Greek joint here that does down home hummus and falafel and lamb gyro with mint style Southern sweet tea

    It is pure love and comfort

    • 1 week ago
      sage

      idk why it saged here's a bump

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dammit it saves the form data there we go

        a bump for (you) hummus bro

        https://i.imgur.com/jrlp7JJ.jpg

        Why haven’t you taken the ciceropill?
        >very cheap when dry and bulk, making it a great staple for budget diets
        >tastes fucking amazing; you can make hummus or roasted snacks with it, if not just boiled like pic related with onions sauce, curry powder, and pepper
        >15 g protein and 12 g of fibre per 100 g
        >huge yet stinkless shits that make you mog others at the gym toilet
        >helps boost vitamins and selenium for TRUE efficiency

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how did you make that? it looks delish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just bring chickpeas to boil in a pot, simmer for 45-60 minutes, then strain. Place in bowl, add mushroom Soisauce, curry powder, oil (which I saved from frying sausages before), pepper, and some mint. 🙂 voila
      It’s a very effortless meal and it will fill me up even just having half of it. I usually also cook it with mung beans but I didn’t this time. It’s also really good with diced tomatoes and throwing in some eggs that poach in the tomato.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sounds great

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips on making them more easily digestible? They make me bloated af

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You might need to add lemon juice to it or also just scrape off the foam that comes with it when boiling.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because I eat meat. Garbanzo beans taste like shit.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chana Masala is my preferred chickpea dish, but very based OP

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    love chick peas. pic looks delicious 😀

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, I made a chickpea shwarma recipe a while back on a gym night and had an incredible lift. Well above average, I've been meaning to make the same thing again for dinner and then go lift to see if it happens twice.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Love me some chickpeas, look up a recipe for chana masala if you like curry.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the cheapest way to get them? seems like canned is cheapest per ounce which seems odd, are they just measuring waterweight?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not bloatmaxxing and brapmaxxing.

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