Choose wisely

Choose wisely

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am a SUPERHERO
    with a WAREHOUSE headquarters

    Per the description, no one can enter the warehouse without my permission.

    I make a airlock skylight in the warehouse and remove all other points of access.

    I fly from the warehouse at supersonic speed and bring back anything that I need. I can carry up to 100 tons back to my warehouse at once.

    I can also order anything I want that currently exists.

    Per the description, no one will questions what goes in the warehouse.

    Therefore I can fly back with any woman I want to my sex dungeon warehouse without consequence.

    BREAKING NEWS: Another highschool volleyball team went missing in the blink of an eye and no one knows where the fuck they are. Oh well.

    Meanwhile I'm getting 100lb tubs of lube delivered daily to my dungeon of a warehouse to facilitate my supersonic fucking.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Bros., with infinite lifespan and photographic memory

      >warehouse
      >have Iranian nuclear scientists delivered
      >ask them what they need to produce functioning nuclear weapons and a delivery system
      >nuke israel
      I don't need any perks, the destruction of Israel is reward enough

      tl;dr- the one that gives immortality

      Superpowers, infinite lifespan, disease immunity/healing.
      There, I win. A lot of the stuff on there can be gained by having an infinite lifespan and being hard to kill.

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Bros., with infinite lifespan and photographic memory

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >warehouse
    >have Iranian nuclear scientists delivered
    >ask them what they need to produce functioning nuclear weapons and a delivery system
    >nuke israel
    I don't need any perks, the destruction of Israel is reward enough

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr- the one that gives immortality

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Superpowers, infinite lifespan, disease immunity/healing.
    There, I win. A lot of the stuff on there can be gained by having an infinite lifespan and being hard to kill.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of the stuff on there can be gained by having an infinite lifespan and being hard to kill.
      ... or can it?

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1 power and 3 perks
    >The Bros power
    >learn five languages instantly perk
    >become intensely charismatic perk
    >master 3 trades/crafts perk
    Bretty gud life tbh. Got my close circle of friends, everyone else loves me too, I can speak with a wide variety of different people in their native tongue, and I have 3 master level career fields.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the fuck doesn't have 3 close bros they can count on already?

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >superhero
    >money
    >youth
    >either blue youth or charisma

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Superhero & Answers.

    Find the answers to all of these:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems

    Post them around online, don't care about copyrights or patents, they're up there for free for everybody. Many of the technology breakthroughs from this might take a while to come about but a lot of the knowledge is there.
    The phone is probably going to get lost at some point too so posting all the answers asap is important.

    Then use superpowers to help bring humanity into space since you could move lots of heavy shit around very quickly and basically for free. One of the biggest factors in expanding to space (besides a lack of willpower since the cold war ended) is the cost and difficulty of getting off world.
    Probably going to want to spread humans around too as doomsday weapons could probably be made with a lot of that knowledge.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Answers give you the solutions to the problems that need to be solved.
      Superpower gives you the ability to do something about those problems.

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Warehouse
    Ask for nukes and blow all the universe with myself

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Answers

    dont need anything else

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Answers is essentially the Torah minus the feedback part, though having a rabbi to answer is easier than you studying yourself.

      I'm convinced you can achieve easily retrieved, indexed and somewhat photographic memory through Torah studying too. I have experienced a fraction of what I believe is possible and it's amazing, i can describe it like this: imagine your relevant memories about any particular thing you're working on suddenly show in your mind one after the other, moreover you have a very clear mind and can connect them and get more memories and insights.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        oy vey

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Redesign your appearance once
    >2. You become intensely charismatic
    >3. Lifespan is doubled, with youth the whole time
    >4. Infinite lifespan, with eternal youth. Can still be killed.
    >5. Immunity to disease and can regenerate limbs and heal quickly.
    >6. You get an income of 1000 USD, adjusted with inflation, per week
    >7. 5000 USD per week. 1 million in the bank.

    The plan is simple. Design an utterly handsome 10/10 face and increase my height to 6'5 so I look like I'm from a Greek Statue. Become a speaker that can move crowds. Live forever thus having all the time in the world to get fit, learn languages, and learn crafts, and gain endless financial resources that will only pile on over time to let me cast my visions upon the world.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Getting money per week and immortality is fucking retarded
      With everything else you should be earning more than 5k usd off dividends in like a month, tops, and that compounds for your life

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want to work tho

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You used more than 7 points. The black text costs a point, the blue text costs an additional point.
      Otherwise, perks would be too broken, even if you just got the 3 or so and a power.

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    wallet one should be removed/rewritten

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Should be part of the journey one honestly
      The licence that allows you to be legally anywhere is best in combination with that one.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is a fun question and I enjoy spending time with you guys.

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Q&A + Heals II + Bros = become a religious figure

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the ones from /b/ about being locked away for 20 years or something, and you pick from a bunch of things.

    I think I'll make a new one.

    Somewhere along the way people started rolling for how many points you'd get, which ruins the entire point, of course. it's a thought experiment, not a fucking gamble where you can "win" with a post number

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Change appearance at will
    >Infinite Lifespan
    >Immunity to disease/regenerate
    >Photographic memory that is easily indexed/retrieved
    Now with those you can feasibly get the rest of the perks in time. But primarily you could just go anywhere and do anything as anyone at the end point which would be fun.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Substitute photographic for strength. I’m just going to be a wandering Highlander.
      Though, having Immortality and healing with the time travel power could be as beneficial. I just have to train myself to be a true highlander and have forever or until someone truly fucks me up.

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Answers + Perfect photographic memory perk twice + Doubled lifespan perk

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Superhero

    Perks
    >Infinite lifespan
    >inmunity and regeneration

    with this shit i can do whatever i fucking want like erasing israel and usa

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >inmunity
      >MUH MUH ISRAYUL

      of course

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        garden gnome

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Q&A
    >change look with blue aswell
    >iiunity and regeneration

  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero, Immortal, Charisma
    I will set this sick world straight with my own two hands... and some smooth silky speechcraft.

  21. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Some of these you have to think of risks towards them. If you became famous as somebody who could legitimately heal diseases you're probably going to get either murdered by whackjobs, or enslaved by powerful people.
    Same if you became a perfect oracle, you'd want a means of defending yourself, because even if you ask the phone of the best way of doing it you'd still have to acquire the physical resources involved in doing it.

    If you could change your appearance and had perfect health, you have to think about if you got captured and imprisoned before you could change yourself because people will want to try and see how your powers work.
    Maybe if you had the bros power and you have a constantly replenishing supply of delta force operator best friends to bail you out, or the superhero power.

  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would choose the wallet because it sounds like an easygoing life and I'm an easygoing guy.
    As for the perks I guess I'll make myself a little more handsome, learn 5 languages, and take the weekly income.
    Then I could spend the rest of my life mastering the stuff I like.
    I feel like most of the rest of the chart would permanently ruin the experience of human life, and a lot of them would probably get you killed very fast. There's a reason why in myth one has to sell their soul to the devil for this stuff.

  23. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The superhero, hit the lifespan perk twice for infinite youthful lifespan, hit the immune to disease and get healing perk once

  24. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero powers + Immunity and healing and being able to heal others + 5 languages. Either that or just the wallet and some frens

  25. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >warehouse
    >immortality
    >1000USD/week
    money for the sake of convinence, warehouse for anything I might desire, immortality because growing old is my biggest fear

  26. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The answers, lifespan x2, appearance.

    Ask will I die today, proceed accordingly. Become a master of social situations. Do nothing but gamble and stocks with the answer.

  27. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    the wallet, languagex2 and get buff

    literally just be an attractive hobo, travelling earth for eternity

  28. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fly

  29. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Superhero, and The Journey
    Then I must kill Larry Fink and Klaus Schwab.

  30. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd choose the perks, most of the powers don't interest me, except for the Journey which is too restrictive to offset 4 perks.

    >1x Lifespan/Youth (I'm mostly choosing this for youth and never having to get old. I think I'd be too ossified to live centuries into the future, and would struggle to create much meaning without my loved ones, whom I'd outlive)
    >2x Income (I no longer have to work and can maximize my time)
    >1x Charisma (2nd seems made for autists...?)
    >1x Languages (I'd ideally spend a lot of my time travelling)
    >2x Musician (To be able to express myself in a manner I don't cringe at. I'd prefer if it was simply the knowledge of instruments and music theory that was gifted, and not that every composition was immediately perceived as a masterwork)

  31. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    the bros
    lifespan 1 and 2
    regeneration 1

    we'll reshape the world to our liking with the power of friendship

  32. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >pick answers and go to the universe where all of these are in effect

  33. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    The warehouse, blue lifespan and redesign your appearance once.

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