Choose your fighter

3 are gonna protect you, the rest will try to kill you. Who you choosing IST?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For historylets:

    Ed Kemper
    Oliver Cromwell
    Oskar Dirlewanger
    Lü Bu
    Jesse James
    Charlemagne
    Mike Tyson
    Miyamoto Musashi
    George Costanza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cromwell, Charlemagne, Dirlewagner

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There really is only 1 answer. Based if you know.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are weapons allowed?
    Also, no Bronson? Wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do they each get to bring?

      Let's say it's two scenarios:

      1. No guns or bows. Bladed weapons are allowed, Costanza can bring his bat.

      2. No weapons at all, only hand-to-hand combat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scenario 1: Oliver Cromwell (he's wearing plate armour, come on); Charlemagne (also probably armour, even then a sword BTFOs unarmed guys anyways); Lu Bu (he literally ate people)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oskar
    Charlemagne
    Miyamoto

    Easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tyson, Charlemagne, musashi, big guys with on-foot fighting experience.
      Cromwell is a slight threat, but the rest should fold, Oskar especially.

      >Doesn’t choose the ones who command highly ordered units of killers
      Why would I hand to hand fighters when I could have a general commanding troops for my personal protection detail
      Tsk tsk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because you've only got 3 and they are only 6 you fricking idiot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The choose the 3 literal military men in the pic?
          I’m the moron? Holy shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The choose the
            >I'm the moron?
            Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I should consider probably swap out someone for cromwell, but I personally think charlemagne fits the bill well enough.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson, Charlemagne, musashi, big guys with on-foot fighting experience.
    Cromwell is a slight threat, but the rest should fold, Oskar especially.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson
    Musashi
    Lu Bu
    if fists only

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's just hand to hand I think Tyson in his prime could solo all of them

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kemper x3

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do they each get to bring?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only what they're wearing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom row. You've got autistic Black person strength, unlimited anime power, and a classic meme. It's fricking perfect.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lu Bu, Charlemagne, Musashi, and Tyson are the only real choices if it’s hand to hand.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3x homerun George

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