Claims doing as little activity as possible extends your lifespan.
All exercise and 'gym' shit is hard on your body and you will die faster, therefore only retarded people or brainwashed people engage in such activities.
All vegetables are bad for you. Only animal products are healthy and some fruits like berries (not man made foods like bananas, apples, etc).
Claims you should never leave your comfort zone. Stress only leads to a quicker death.
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