Classic Physique

Chris BUM-stead looks like SHIT
The fake tan looks like SHIT
His posing looks like SHIT
He has NO proportions
He has NO symmetry
He does NOT look healthy
His physique does NOT inspire
He is NOT classic in the least
and he has a RETARDED lisp and NO charisma
Why is this gay worshiped again?
Roidtrannies will unironically say right looks better.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he looks better than you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I hate to admit it, Joel is probably a roider as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fake natty like 1,000,000 others. Ignore claims otherwise, I can almost tell you his cycle (test/deca/winny), which is why he looks "oldschool".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I hate to admit it, Joel is probably a roider as well

        do you really not think this is possible for a grown man, who eats and trains consistently following a disciplined and healthy lifestyle to transform like this in 3 years? on the right the room has better lighting and his tan is better. also he is clenching his arm to bring out more striations.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Sorry. I trained for 15+ years with discipline and a healthy lifestyle. Guess what? I looked like the photo on the left in the before after >

          As much as I hate to admit it, Joel is probably a roider as well

          Natural? Big, strong, shredded. Pick any two.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's "natural, big, shredded, pick two" otherwise everybody could be big and shredded natural...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, and ask me how I know. You can get big and then go on an extreme cut and get shredded. You will feel like shit and be weak as a kitten. That experience is what led me to leave humanity behind.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >25lb

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >25lb

                Why they are so big?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're props

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he just worked out harder than you anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are such a cuck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          r3ddit normie trannies are completely retarded, holy shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. I like his aesthetics a lot. but he's an obvious roider. that pec definition is impossible without roids. I heard he deliberately doesn't train delts for "old school look".
      Ironically, he has pretty small quads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't know this guy but the post reeks of insecurity lol so much justification for why he is posting and about his natty status. clear signs of a roid chud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they have to go out of their way to state they're natty; they're not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What style of glasses are those?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        guess they can be called "ful vue" but not sure it's a universal name, just the name of the old brand of glasses that looked like it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He also has a penchant for Valantino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. I like his aesthetics a lot. but he's an obvious roider. that pec definition is impossible without roids. I heard he deliberately doesn't train delts for "old school look".
      Ironically, he has pretty small quads

      Both are on gear. Left is just using wetter compounds and is trying to emulate the golden era cycles.

      It's "natural, big, shredded, pick two" otherwise everybody could be big and shredded natural...

      please have a nice day you delusional fucking retard

      Looks like you dyels have been proven wrong once again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well that settles it then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think guys like Joel can be "natty" if they have great genes for bb, years of routine and cycle certain supplements like DHEA, B12, raw eggs (which have a steroid-like effect) and other shit in high doses periodically. Steve Reeves and Leroy Colbert are such "natties" for example, I don't think either of them took test or any PEDs, both openly used such supplements in cycles like a roider would almost. The difference is that Reeves was the best of all of them really, and he had God tier genetics for bodybuilding and he would frequently shit on roiders for letting the culture slip into gimmicks and gnomish tricks. Lepry said he would have roided if they were more available in the 50's/60's, but he was basically dose dependant on dhea for life after bodybuilding bc he used so much.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are on gear. Left is just using wetter compounds and is trying to emulate the golden era cycles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daddy Derek said cbum is only on TRT 200mg a week anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dereks a snake oil selling charlatan who has no idea what he's talking about.
        Go buy some turk an shut up.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, I make 1 post about Bumstead, some anon comes seething about roiders… and posts another roider
    >Why is this gay worshiped again?
    he won mr olympia classic physique

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    insane levels of cope in this thread, people saying joels physique isnt natty achievable after 10 years of bodybuilding style training and right nutrition. wtf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please have a nice day you delusional fucking retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you were told multiple times.
      his overall size, to look like left in

      As much as I hate to admit it, Joel is probably a roider as well

      ? perfectly achievable.
      the definition / shredded look? fuck no, not with that size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Joel has one of the best physiques out there right now, but here is zero chance he is natural. If you think otherwise you're actually retarded. He is almost as big as Arnie in his prime. He just claims natty like the 10 million other fake nattys because its for business, the guy runs an online PT studio.
      I mire his aesthetics though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this. I like his aesthetics a lot. but he's an obvious roider. that pec definition is impossible without roids. I heard he deliberately doesn't train delts for "old school look".
        Ironically, he has pretty small quads

        As much as I hate to admit it, Joel is probably a roider as well

        You people don't even follow him do you? You know nothing about how Instagram is about posting your A1 photos. No he is not on gear. Yes those photos look like he is gear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon please go to the gym and start lifting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's in his 30s and has amazing genetics. He has above average genetics and still doesn't really look like he's on gear. Does that really look impossible natty?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oh look the same old
              >b-but he has crazy genetics!!
              >b-but it's all perfect photos!!
              >it's just chicken, broccoli and rice!!
              you were told like 5 times already. you can't be this shredded AND look full natty. you either have a BF% to cover you insertions, or look like a dried fruit. where he doesn't have them, it's because he's likely bulking.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              You people don't even follow him do you? You know nothing about how Instagram is about posting your A1 photos. No he is not on gear. Yes those photos look like he is gear.

              and while we're at it, here's Arnolf off-season. looks like your 5 years into SS+GOMAD powersharter. no insertions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                arnold would stop lifting in the "offseason" and just party. then take heavy doses of drugs and workout for a few months before a contest. that's the sham of "professional" "bodybuilding" for you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Claimed to love lifting and the pump
                >Actually only liked lifting on steroids
                Arnold is a fraud in more ways than one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That was only after he made it big and right before and during the time he started branching out to Hollywood when he first showed to America he was know for having one of the best work ethics

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >arnold would stop lifting in the "offseason" and just party.
                this angers the gymcel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the reason I believe Joel is natty is because he hasn't got those ridiculous roid shoulders

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hop on roids
            >refuse to train traps, delts and quads
            >profit
            Arnie didn't have capped delts or traps either btw

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the reason I believe Joel is natty is because he hasn't got those ridiculous roid shoulders

              19 nors blow up your traps and shoulders. Not test deca dbol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >deca
                >not 19nor
                Natties leave my board NOW

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just got off a 10 hour shift. Typo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i commented this already

            this. I like his aesthetics a lot. but he's an obvious roider. that pec definition is impossible without roids. I heard he deliberately doesn't train delts for "old school look".
            Ironically, he has pretty small quads

            >I heard he deliberately doesn't train delts for "old school look".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              see this

              I understand its likely Joel juices but at the same time I don't buy the argument that he his shoulders look normal because he doesn't train them

              how do you train your chest to get that big without hitting your delts, don't buy it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like something a coping roidchud would come up with. Source your claim.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Comes off cycle, posts a pic
          You see this is what I look like without lighting and pump!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is on gear there too.
          Roidtrannies betray themselves by fetishizing a muscle group and then blowing it up making it obvious that they roid just like Bruce Lee and his obvious roided lats. Here his pecs are overblown.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First
    >left is on a ton of gear
    Second
    >none of what you said applies to early Chris bumstead, ie right
    Third
    > I think his personality is great. What the fuck is with western people and loving poorly behaved aggressive dickheads? Just beyond fucking retarded
    Besides that I partially agree. He’s an unreal bodybuilder who works extremely hard so he’s taken it to freaky territory. Preferred young, pre champion bumstead

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cbum mogs so hard it’s not even fair

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The two black guys that keep coming second and third look way more aesthetic and classic than Sebum.
    Sebum also lies about his height so he can weigh more.
    Pic related is how 70s bodybuilders looked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Terrence "Dindu" Nuffins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      deisel has the proportions, but i wouldn't be surprised if his height was holding him back from beating bumstead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% agree. Cbum looks unaesthetic and should be in open

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. Well done anon. He’s definitely the GOAT for classic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No he's not zoomer. Looks like shit, only wins because he's more famous on tiktok and Instagram

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Was this supposed to prove something?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you think left looks better than right you don't know shit about bodybuilding. Cbum has 0 flow and the worst arms I've ever seen on a proffesional bodybuilder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cbums everything else makes up for his arms. Look at his legs compared to the nig he btfos him and classic is judged like 50% on legs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What? Cbum legs are better conditioned, but Terrence btfos him in terms of size and aesthetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Standing next to one another Cbum mogs every bit of Terrance in size. Turn them around and his 747 back blows everyone else off the stage. He's just gifted and no one can get as wide.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Terrence has better arms and legs. Also better insertions and flow in general. Cbum has the height, better condition and social media fame. If they actually judged classic aesthetics and posing he'd end like 4th

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cbum was winning the olympia before he was popular.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you think right looks better you're probably a blacked aficionado who should just move to africa and get AIDS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he's not zoomer. Looks like shit, only wins because he's more famous on tiktok and Instagram

      Terrence has better arms and legs. Also better insertions and flow in general. Cbum has the height, better condition and social media fame. If they actually judged classic aesthetics and posing he'd end like 4th

      Ahh yes, we get it you get upset when the black guy loses. It’s just like when Breon‘s coach was chomping out when Chris beat him. Terrance Ruffin looks great but is a turbo manlet, breon looks way less classic than Chris and if you think otherwise you are delusional. Sorry height always mattered in bodybuilding because a similar physique on a taller guy just draws the attention.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing one roidchud to another

    Go classic or go home, yankee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im on roids and I look like these guys its probably the best physique for getting girls too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they all manlets?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that this isn't even the natty limit, since these guys didn't have the same knowledge and aesthetic goals as modern lifters, and if they were alive today they would achieve more. If you're settling for looking like them in 2022 they'd be disappointed in you.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered did Steve Reeves use gear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I always wondered did Steve Reeves use gear?
      Absolutely not.

      ?t=2420

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no because boomers had 150-200% more test than zoomers, they would look like this just form doing manual labor and playing some ball

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't cate about ecelebs nor bodybuilding for that matter, but Bumstead's physique looks great to me.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I understand its likely Joel juices but at the same time I don't buy the argument that he his shoulders look normal because he doesn't train them

    how do you train your chest to get that big without hitting your delts, don't buy it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see this

      [...]

      i don't know, do bench and flies blow up your shoulders that much? regardless, could just do crossovers, there's little to no shoulder work in them.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's praised because he has the best classic physique.

    classic is not golden age, classic is just what open should be

Your email address will not be published.