COCK CURLS. make your dick bigger with weightlifting. tie a small weight around your dick, start with maybe half a pound.

wiener CURLS

make your dick bigger with weightlifting. tie a small weight around your dick, start with maybe half a pound. Watch some porn until you get a boner, then close your eyes until it goes away. Do 10x3 or until failure. Repeat three times a week and increase weight each time.

I can lift 5 pounds with each erection now. My boners snap up like a mousetrap when I get hard. My wiener is thick with muscles and vascular as frick. Women cry in pleasure as my wiener beats the shit out their pussy when I frick them

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a good weight to frick up your dick.
    I am guessing the weight is tied to a thread with a loop, the loop will slide down around the head of your wiener.

    Keep that up and you are going to decapitate your wiener man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No I stitched an elastic band through a woman’s sock. So the sock goes on my wiener and the elastic band goes around my waist like a belt to keep the sock on. Then I sitched two hoops on each end of the sock to distribute the weight evenly throughout my dick. Then you tie the hoops through a standard weight plate and voila a safe and effective wiener curl sling.

      I’m working with a lawyer to patent my product so frick off if your gonna copy me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are no muscles in your dick.
        The only muscles that move the dick are the same as kegel muscles.
        Just do kegels. The benefits are minimal though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Erections are the result of blood flow to the penis, not flexion of a muscle.

          Leave that poor lawyer alone and engage in regular cardio (aim to run a 5k every day) if you want stronger erections.

          Spoken like a DYEL

          My spongey tissue is ROCK HARD and my erections are insanely powerful. I can flex my wiener

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is your lawyer just you talking to yourself in the mirror and holding a briefcase?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have a real lawyer I talk to them every day

              at this point, post proof or STFU

              The proof will come out when you see me on shark tank

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not him post wiener

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            at this point, post proof or STFU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Erections are the result of blood flow to the penis, not flexion of a muscle.

        Leave that poor lawyer alone and engage in regular cardio (aim to run a 5k every day) if you want stronger erections.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like getting hard when I get out of the shower and hanging my damp towel on it and lifting it up and down using whatever muscles move your dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a great way to start wiener curling, especially if you want to practice form

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she has a vein on her tit that makes me diamonds. anyone have the leaked photo?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick that b***h is hot

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paige spiranac. She has one topless photo out there and a bunch of other tease shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh hey, Brian. Wait just a second I'm finishing up a set.
    >CMON CMON, TWO MORE. CMON YOU GOTTA WANT IT

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Priapus shot. PRP plasma replacement shot. Good for injuries, hair-go-baldy and penor swol.

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