Coffee is confirmed not good for you

Coffee is confirmed not good for you

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have hypertension

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me getting into gunfights because I've not had my daily sip yet also increases my chance of dying from heart problems.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you shouldn't carry a gun if you're a hothead

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't hypertension a completely made up thing doctors say when they have no clue what to do with you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >obese homosexuals guzzling down their keto coffee get a heart attack
      >it's the coffee's fault

      >hypertension doesn't exist
      Ketolard moment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did a ketogay bang your mom or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes. and I heard it thru the walls. its not funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's genetics.

      >Doctor, what causes this disease that I've been struggling with for my entire life?
      >(I don't kno-) Must be genetic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The day I learned that "genetics" is blamed on anything that can be seen in the parents as well as the kids even if it's obviously related to behavioral factors was the day I lost all trust in that term. Fat parents feed their kids junk and get them fat? Obesity is genetic! Frick the frick right off with that shit, lay blame where it belongs.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does that mean we won't get anymore coombait threads?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the vaxx.
    /Thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. They are also saying gardening and sunshine are bad for you now. They will not admit what they did, you have to kill them while they scream about their innocence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It sure is an interesting coincidence how it's vaxxies all dying of "natural" causes while the rest of us keep living out of spite.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >confirmed bad
    >”may increase”

    What did OP mean by this?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Coffee kills Ashkenazi israelites
    I love it more now.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, lust provoking pictures are good for you (in moderation).

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you have high blood pressure don't take stimulants because they increase it. Being stupid enough to not know that will probably drastically shorten your life span.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Caffine is a vassoconstrictor. Systemic affects of a drug usually last longer than the psychological affects. Vassoconstriction coupled with harder arteries, smaller arteries, and large blood volume can produce hypertensive events. Part of coffee waking you up is actually the increase in BP that causes more blood perfusion into the brain!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But I can't jerk off to this image so your thread is null and void.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one of THE most basic b***h common knowledge trivia
    >write up a whole article about it
    >Yahoo! Life Insider
    I knew Yahoo's glory days were long gone but holly frick is this sad.

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