The day I learned that "genetics" is blamed on anything that can be seen in the parents as well as the kids even if it's obviously related to behavioral factors was the day I lost all trust in that term. Fat parents feed their kids junk and get them fat? Obesity is genetic! Frick the frick right off with that shit, lay blame where it belongs.
This. They are also saying gardening and sunshine are bad for you now. They will not admit what they did, you have to kill them while they scream about their innocence.
If you have high blood pressure don't take stimulants because they increase it. Being stupid enough to not know that will probably drastically shorten your life span.
Caffine is a vassoconstrictor. Systemic affects of a drug usually last longer than the psychological affects. Vassoconstriction coupled with harder arteries, smaller arteries, and large blood volume can produce hypertensive events. Part of coffee waking you up is actually the increase in BP that causes more blood perfusion into the brain!
>one of THE most basic b***h common knowledge trivia >write up a whole article about it >Yahoo! Life Insider
I knew Yahoo's glory days were long gone but holly frick is this sad.
I don't have hypertension
Me getting into gunfights because I've not had my daily sip yet also increases my chance of dying from heart problems.
you shouldn't carry a gun if you're a hothead
Isn't hypertension a completely made up thing doctors say when they have no clue what to do with you?
>obese homosexuals guzzling down their keto coffee get a heart attack
>it's the coffee's fault
>hypertension doesn't exist
Ketolard moment
Did a ketogay bang your mom or something?
yes. and I heard it thru the walls. its not funny.
No, that's genetics.
>Doctor, what causes this disease that I've been struggling with for my entire life?
>(I don't kno-) Must be genetic.
The day I learned that "genetics" is blamed on anything that can be seen in the parents as well as the kids even if it's obviously related to behavioral factors was the day I lost all trust in that term. Fat parents feed their kids junk and get them fat? Obesity is genetic! Frick the frick right off with that shit, lay blame where it belongs.
Does that mean we won't get anymore coombait threads?
It's the vaxx.
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This. They are also saying gardening and sunshine are bad for you now. They will not admit what they did, you have to kill them while they scream about their innocence.
It sure is an interesting coincidence how it's vaxxies all dying of "natural" causes while the rest of us keep living out of spite.
>confirmed bad
>”may increase”
What did OP mean by this?
>Coffee kills Ashkenazi israelites
I love it more now.
Yes, lust provoking pictures are good for you (in moderation).
If you have high blood pressure don't take stimulants because they increase it. Being stupid enough to not know that will probably drastically shorten your life span.
Caffine is a vassoconstrictor. Systemic affects of a drug usually last longer than the psychological affects. Vassoconstriction coupled with harder arteries, smaller arteries, and large blood volume can produce hypertensive events. Part of coffee waking you up is actually the increase in BP that causes more blood perfusion into the brain!
But I can't jerk off to this image so your thread is null and void.
>one of THE most basic b***h common knowledge trivia
>write up a whole article about it
>Yahoo! Life Insider
I knew Yahoo's glory days were long gone but holly frick is this sad.