Colon Cleanse

Have any of you done a colon cleanse?
Apparently there are lots of benefits like:
>weight loss
>energy levels
>clear skin

I'm a 32 year old boomer and I just want to poop like I used to. The metamucil isn't even helping that much anymore

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Colon Cleanse
    2 days fast, first day simple water fast, second day you will make the normal amount of water, but infuse it with Ligustrum berries, Walnut bark, and buckthorn berries.
    You will shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how the only real reply here is getting ignored
      is OP a bot?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people are ignoring it because no one has an alchemist in their pocket when they need some elderberries, rainbow ferns and other mystical reagents for a colon cleanse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't just psyllium husk or any other similar thing work? I remember I once fasted 5 days and ate only that. Stopped shitting after a day or two, but then on day 5 had another one, just from the accumulated crap lining the walls of my bowels that had managed to accrete off. Kind of satisfying and horrifying.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no one has an alchemist in their pocket when they need some elderberries, rainbow ferns and other mystical reagents for a colon cleanse
          homie touch grass and go for a walk they're some of the most popular ornamental plants in the first world

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I see the photoshop on the hips but why did she give herself the long torso? It’s like a Gumby thirst trap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex sells except when you pay for their videos which can’t be edited and their ass is small and they look pregnant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love round pregnant tummies though

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll clense her colon if you know what I mean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never do this, there’s like 50 viruses in the veganal and anal region of the female body that can cause oral cancer and penile cancer in men

      You know how religion was made so people can be good boys and good girls and be productive members of society and not do bad things to each other? Well the sex part is also there for a reason, men thousands of years ago realised all kinds of sex acts outside of basic intercourse caused all kinds of fricked up diseases to occur, the anti-gay stuff is also part of that

      Any kind of demonic / unnatural sex acts will sky rocket your chance of getting terrible illness and disease that isn’t worth the few seconds or minutes of pleasure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is moronic and completely not true. Romans saw it as a virile achievement to perform irrumatio, Chinese taoists saw cunnilingus as having medicinal benefits for the performer, and Sumerians were assfricking as contraception at the beginning of civilization. You're a realtard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but its actually based on science and honestly anon you are disgusting homosexual, and your shitty child fiddler civis you post as positive examples are as homosexual as you.

          You are wrong and full of shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very weak bait, try harder

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the new incel meme? That eating pussy is demonic and actually chad is destroying his soul? Frickin LMAO!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this the new incel meme?

          i remember years ago there was shit all over mainstream sites/news where people were blaming ridiculous stuff like their throat cancer on eating pussy. like michael douglas put his face out there saying this nonsense. i think it's a gay/women hating meme. like a dude i knew in real life would randomly bring up how "beta" eating pussy was and wouldn't you know it he turned out to be a closet homo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seconds or minutes of pleasure
        heh, amateur

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        virgin detected

        https://i.imgur.com/xxuTUH4.png

        Have any of you done a colon cleanse?
        Apparently there are lots of benefits like:
        >weight loss
        >energy levels
        >clear skin

        I'm a 32 year old boomer and I just want to poop like I used to. The metamucil isn't even helping that much anymore

        millennial here, you are just not getting enough fiber im your diet. your shit should still flow if youre giving your body what it needs, more bread and green leafy veggies ftw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anal sex is amazing and

        https://i.imgur.com/sr4gN6W.png

        I'll clense her colon if you know what I mean

        is right. There is nothing like that initial push through her o-ring, squeezing your way in there, then feeling the resistance of her second sphincter as you enter her turdcutter. The feeling is completely unlike a pussy and the heat of her shitpipe enveloping your dong is incredible. As you keep going you feel her relax from the inside and can soon start going balls deep and with greater pounding. Her Hershey highway seems to open up and it is less clenching as a vegana so you start pulling out more with each stroke so you can feel the elasticity of her o-ring against around your glans. The more lube the better: just keep drizzling her oring and your wiener with lube and savor the slimy slippery mess of it all. Long deep slow plunging thrusts until you can’t take it anymore and just bury balls deep in that ass and blast creamy rope after creamy rope in her depths. You start to go soft but keep your dick inside for as long as possible but she invariably runs off to the toilet and blasts a cumfart. The thrusting introduces some air into her arse so it’s a combo of your load and air, a nice wet squelch with some intermittent foghorn notes. You smile at the sounds as you breathe heavily and see your lube covered yet surprisingly pristine wiener. You feel a stir and when she’s finished ask her to sit on top of you for a round two this time with her on top.

        It’s a man’s world and life is good. So long as your hang ups don’t preclude the little joys.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the sound of hearing your cum hit the toilet water is pretty funny too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My gf often exclaims “anon that was SO much!” if I’ve saved up a load for days and blast her ass. I always chuckle and feel a sense of pride when I hear her cumshartting and saying how much there is.

            We haven’t had anal sex for at least a month because I think I was going at it too quickly and the last few times didn’t feel good for her so we’re taking a break. It got so that I’d just pull out of her pussy, lube up my dick and go straight into her ass. Sometimes I’d have my finger in her ass before that but mostly there would be no ass prep. I flew too close to the sun and when we get back on the anal train I’m going to be more gentle and take it really slow.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. You really wrote all this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hot asf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, I love fricking my wife in her ass. When she's really horny she fingers herself while my dick is in her ass.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s awesome. My wife just rubs her clit. I’ve tried DP with a vibrator a couple times and it was unreal but most times we try it’s too uncomfortable for her. Sometimes I’ll have a finger in her ass during sex and I can feel the detailed outline of my wiener and if I gently press on it the feeling is incredible.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hmmm wow how nice. I'm so happy for yo-THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC OF THE THREAD YOU STUPID FRICK (SIR). PLEASE ANSWER QUESTION!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based post, oral is ridiculously bad for catching disease

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have eaten my wife’s ass routinely for the last 4 years and I’m still waiting for God to smite me down. Are you one of those Protestant Evangelicals stuck in the Old Testament? Why not cut out the middleman and just become a israelite?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seconds or minutes of pleasure

        Clearly you've never ever fricked another person kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I vill eat ze punani and I vill enjoy it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauce

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gross bug

  6. 4 weeks ago
    I ignore women

    >bad posture crease
    dropped

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a butterface. Would.

    I don’t believe the colon cleanse bullshit sounds like quackery.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minimum entry requirement is 10 inches

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need chink pussy now

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you just hang around IST all day to keep making this post?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Surprised that there's BBC-posting on the fitness board of an interracial cuckold forum
      Shiggy

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's that semen demon

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done colonscopy prep without having a colonoscopy coming but I was just casually bulimic. Can't give a good review. Yes it feels good to be empty but it's short lived. I'd rather get my nutrition to the point where I'm getting enough fiber and bulk to have a massive dump every morning like clockwork. This constantly eludes me. Drinking chia seeds helps though.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >generation that likes to eat ass finds anal to be normal

    figures

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 21, 10 years ago I tried anal with my then ex Greek gf. While I was fricking her ass raw, I noticed something thicker than the lube, yes. I had shit ALL over my wiener. Hopefully I’m alive after 10 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your gf is not greek anymore? How did she stop being greek?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then ex Greek gf
        I thought she used to be ex-Greek? Sounds like she turned back into Greek.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the problem here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >event happened 10 years ago
      >you hope you're alive now

      ESL or moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol

        Damn. You really wrote all this?

        Yup

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with your poppies, anon?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically though how long is your colon going to stay clean for. It’s your colon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think it’s ever really clean, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With my little to no research whatsoever, we tend to have a build up of shit in our colon, I'm talking pounds and pounds of shits. Would be nice to try it out. That's why I'm asking IST about it.
      Unfortunately, the discussion got derailed to anal sex and it's religious and sanitary implications

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this pic broke my nofap streak...

    spiritual warfare is real.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll cleanse her colon

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h has the face of xi jinping

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Change your diet, dummy

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her torso is too long

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