>come on anon have some

>come on anon have some
how do you respond to your coworkers without looking like a sperg?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking you have to austically avoid all junk food 24/7/365 for the rest of your life

    Imagine being this much of a newfag

    Only a newfag thinks 1 meal ruins a body.

    moron it takes months to fuck up your physique of daily gobbling down junk food to fuck up your body, not a single fucking slice of cake, you fucking retarded newfag dyel moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no thank you I’m sweet enough
      I’d they persist
      >I don’t like sweets that much, and am finally at the point in my life where I refuse it.
      The above is true.

      Fuck that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fuck that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.
        based, me too
        2 or 3 cheeseburgers and a pile of tendies is my go-to junk meal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather waste calories on something I enjoy, rather than some shitty storebought cake that's just sugar and flour

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        >just sugar and flour
        >implying
        they put canola oil and all sorts of gross shit in those cakes
        it's not even about being a sneed oil schizo i just don't wanna eat a cake made with rapeseed oil
        if i'm having a treat i want something actually nice not corn syrup frosting and emulsion batter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever seen the ingredient list of a supermarket cake? It's like a fucking lab experiment.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just say no thanks you autist

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sure, I'll have a bit

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you I don't want any
    >without looking like a sperg
    I am a sperg though why would I want to hide this

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry bros but I have the beetus

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t eat cake without having coffee haha, I’ll go get some now.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No thanks. I don't want to get fat

    Which is fine because there are no fat women or morones in the office to get offended. But because there are no fat bitches we never have cake, so it doesn't come up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How shit tier are you genetics that one slice of cake will make you fat?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much of a moron are you that you'd use your calories on a shitty cake just to fit in with people you don't like?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't answer my question.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but your question was retarded and you deserved the bitch slap he gave you

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anons are afraid to eat cake because they cant into cardio
    lmfao!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cake is a shitty celebratory food. If you were making your own dessert I can see the logic. You don't want to spend extra time baking multiple different types and mixing up multiple different types of icing either. You make one large item that can be cut up and parceled out on site. A good time saving baked good for someone making it themselves. But very few people these days actually make the desserts they bring to an event, they just buy it and bring it in. So why not get a box of doughnuts or something similar with dozens of different types? People can choose one they like, they also don't need a plate and cutlery to eat them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once asked work for buffalo wings instead of cake for my birthday. All but one of the women were visibly upset when it was unveiled but the guys were having a fucking blast. The sole woman who joined the fun was not the local fattie either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds great, Why must all birthdays have a mandatory cake anyway.? You could have a big platter of various chicken wings, dips, carrots and celery.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why must all birthdays have a mandatory cake anyway.?
          Because my fellow Americans can't function without sugar for more than thirty minutes.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it? Some of you wonder why you have no friends lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it tastes gross.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat it anyway

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not unless they're willing to try something I like that others find gross, like natto.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they will. You'll never know unless you eat the cake

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No they need to agree in writing that they'll try it, as well as putting in a $50 fee that I get to keep if they back out of the deal.
              Never sell yourself for free anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just cake calm down. I bet you have 0 problems drinking a beer

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I only drink Old Grand Dad to self medicate my depression. Otherwise I don't drink alcohol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then you drink. Should have no problem eating 1 slice of cake every 3 to 6 months then

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe my coworkers should have no problem with someone not wanting to eat their shitty storebought cake?
                i don't even understand how this is offensive if someone bakes it then fair enough you should at least taste it but how is refusing to eat shit just because they are rude? because it points to the fact they're eating shit?
                >nooooo you have to be unhealthy tooo!!!
                >i spent $12 on this!!!
                if i bake mud pies and bring them in should everyone have to eat them?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My co-workers bring cakes, sweets and other shit all the time and they insist I eat some. I just say something along the lines I am not hungry atm and I will for sure get some later (I never did).

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >without looking like a sperg?
    I'd say the main problem you have is caring what goyslop consoomers think about you. Do what makes sense to you in this world, disregard those who try to challenge that.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to eat mass produced pastries. If Susan in accounting baked the cake herself then I'll certainly try it, but fuck off if you willingly paid money for supermarket garbage. I give Santa the same courtesy by only offering home made cookies on Christmas eve.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will certainly try Susan's cake too if you understand what I am saying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not, please elaborate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant that, if given the chance, I will quite happily stick my pp in Susan's (from the accounting department) vagina in a specific motion for a few minutes. Hope it's clear now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I still do not understand. What move are you using your pp for? Hydro pump or surf?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok. Maybe my description was a bit vague. I would stick my penis in Susan's vagina and proceed to move my pelvis forward and backward in one smooth continuous movement until my ejaculation (preferably) will occur.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lactose intolerant

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a slice, have a bite, throw it out later.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple you say

    >no thanks you soiboi gays, I'd rather eat my own shit than that goyslop

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Thank you. I'd love a slice."

    Because it isn't about a few hundred extra calories. It's about celebrating a milestone with the team. It's not going to kill me or change anything. It's not like they're asking me to eat cake every day or to try crack. Orthorexia is a food-centered manifestation of OCD and should be treated as such. Such a strong aversion to a piece of cake for a special event is not healthy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >celebrating a milestone with the team
      Celebrating another fiscal milestone and all we get is a slice of cake and no slice of the profits? I think we should consider unionizing instead of celebrating.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Thank you but you guys go ahead and split it im good.'
    You can still sit and eat with them with your own snacks.They know I keep a pretty strict diet routine anyway.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I legit don't like cake

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated cake before I was IST
    why do they always pressure you to eat it?
    it literally never even tastes good

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