Imagine thinking you have to austically avoid all junk food 24/7/365 for the rest of your life
Imagine being this much of a newbie
Only a newbie thinks 1 meal ruins a body.
Black person it takes months to frick up your physique of daily gobbling down junk food to frick up your body, not a single fricking slice of cake, you fricking moronic newbie dyel Black person
>no thank you I’m sweet enough
I’d they persist >I don’t like sweets that much, and am finally at the point in my life where I refuse it.
The above is true.
Frick that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.
>Frick that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.
based, me too
2 or 3 cheeseburgers and a pile of tendies is my go-to junk meal
this >just sugar and flour >implying
they put canola oil and all sorts of gross shit in those cakes
it's not even about being a sneed oil schizo i just don't wanna eat a cake made with rapeseed oil
if i'm having a treat i want something actually nice not corn syrup frosting and emulsion batter
Which is fine because there are no fat women or little b***hes in the office to get offended. But because there are no fat b***hes we never have cake, so it doesn't come up.
Cake is a shitty celebratory food. If you were making your own dessert I can see the logic. You don't want to spend extra time baking multiple different types and mixing up multiple different types of icing either. You make one large item that can be cut up and parceled out on site. A good time saving baked good for someone making it themselves. But very few people these days actually make the desserts they bring to an event, they just buy it and bring it in. So why not get a box of doughnuts or something similar with dozens of different types? People can choose one they like, they also don't need a plate and cutlery to eat them.
I once asked work for buffalo wings instead of cake for my birthday. All but one of the women were visibly upset when it was unveiled but the guys were having a fricking blast. The sole woman who joined the fun was not the local fattie either.
That sounds great, Why must all birthdays have a mandatory cake anyway.? You could have a big platter of various chicken wings, dips, carrots and celery.
No they need to agree in writing that they'll try it, as well as putting in a $50 fee that I get to keep if they back out of the deal.
Never sell yourself for free anon.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's just cake calm down. I bet you have 0 problems drinking a beer
1 year ago
Anonymous
I only drink Old Grand Dad to self medicate my depression. Otherwise I don't drink alcohol.
1 year ago
Anonymous
So then you drink. Should have no problem eating 1 slice of cake every 3 to 6 months then
1 year ago
Anonymous
maybe my coworkers should have no problem with someone not wanting to eat their shitty storebought cake?
i don't even understand how this is offensive if someone bakes it then fair enough you should at least taste it but how is refusing to eat shit just because they are rude? because it points to the fact they're eating shit? >nooooo you have to be unhealthy tooo!!! >i spent $12 on this!!!
if i bake mud pies and bring them in should everyone have to eat them?
My co-workers bring cakes, sweets and other shit all the time and they insist I eat some. I just say something along the lines I am not hungry atm and I will for sure get some later (I never did).
>without looking like a sperg?
I'd say the main problem you have is caring what goyslop consoomers think about you. Do what makes sense to you in this world, disregard those who try to challenge that.
I refuse to eat mass produced pastries. If Susan in accounting baked the cake herself then I'll certainly try it, but frick off if you willingly paid money for supermarket garbage. I give Santa the same courtesy by only offering home made cookies on Christmas eve.
I meant that, if given the chance, I will quite happily stick my pp in Susan's (from the accounting department) vegana in a specific motion for a few minutes. Hope it's clear now.
Ok. Maybe my description was a bit vague. I would stick my penis in Susan's vegana and proceed to move my pelvis forward and backward in one smooth continuous movement until my ejaculation (preferably) will occur.
Because it isn't about a few hundred extra calories. It's about celebrating a milestone with the team. It's not going to kill me or change anything. It's not like they're asking me to eat cake every day or to try crack. Orthorexia is a food-centered manifestation of OCD and should be treated as such. Such a strong aversion to a piece of cake for a special event is not healthy.
>celebrating a milestone with the team
Celebrating another fiscal milestone and all we get is a slice of cake and no slice of the profits? I think we should consider unionizing instead of celebrating.
'Thank you but you guys go ahead and split it im good.'
You can still sit and eat with them with your own snacks.They know I keep a pretty strict diet routine anyway.
Imagine thinking you have to austically avoid all junk food 24/7/365 for the rest of your life
Imagine being this much of a newbie
Only a newbie thinks 1 meal ruins a body.
Black person it takes months to frick up your physique of daily gobbling down junk food to frick up your body, not a single fricking slice of cake, you fricking moronic newbie dyel Black person
>no thank you I’m sweet enough
I’d they persist
>I don’t like sweets that much, and am finally at the point in my life where I refuse it.
The above is true.
Frick that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.
>Frick that. If I want something bad for me, I’d eat something else than your shitty storebought cake.
based, me too
2 or 3 cheeseburgers and a pile of tendies is my go-to junk meal
I'd rather waste calories on something I enjoy, rather than some shitty storebought cake that's just sugar and flour
this
>just sugar and flour
>implying
they put canola oil and all sorts of gross shit in those cakes
it's not even about being a sneed oil schizo i just don't wanna eat a cake made with rapeseed oil
if i'm having a treat i want something actually nice not corn syrup frosting and emulsion batter
Have you ever seen the ingredient list of a supermarket cake? It's like a fricking lab experiment.
just say no thanks you autist
>Sure, I'll have a bit
No thank you I don't want any
>without looking like a sperg
I am a sperg though why would I want to hide this
sorry bros but I have the beetus
Can’t eat cake without having coffee haha, I’ll go get some now.
>No thanks. I don't want to get fat
Which is fine because there are no fat women or little b***hes in the office to get offended. But because there are no fat b***hes we never have cake, so it doesn't come up.
How shit tier are you genetics that one slice of cake will make you fat?
How much of a little b***h are you that you'd use your calories on a shitty cake just to fit in with people you don't like?
You didn't answer my question.
nta but your question was moronic and you deserved the b***h slap he gave you
>anons are afraid to eat cake because they cant into cardio
lmfao!
Cake is a shitty celebratory food. If you were making your own dessert I can see the logic. You don't want to spend extra time baking multiple different types and mixing up multiple different types of icing either. You make one large item that can be cut up and parceled out on site. A good time saving baked good for someone making it themselves. But very few people these days actually make the desserts they bring to an event, they just buy it and bring it in. So why not get a box of doughnuts or something similar with dozens of different types? People can choose one they like, they also don't need a plate and cutlery to eat them.
I once asked work for buffalo wings instead of cake for my birthday. All but one of the women were visibly upset when it was unveiled but the guys were having a fricking blast. The sole woman who joined the fun was not the local fattie either.
That sounds great, Why must all birthdays have a mandatory cake anyway.? You could have a big platter of various chicken wings, dips, carrots and celery.
>Why must all birthdays have a mandatory cake anyway.?
Because my fellow Americans can't function without sugar for more than thirty minutes.
Eat it? Some of you wonder why you have no friends lol
But it tastes gross.
Eat it anyway
Not unless they're willing to try something I like that others find gross, like natto.
Maybe they will. You'll never know unless you eat the cake
No they need to agree in writing that they'll try it, as well as putting in a $50 fee that I get to keep if they back out of the deal.
Never sell yourself for free anon.
It's just cake calm down. I bet you have 0 problems drinking a beer
I only drink Old Grand Dad to self medicate my depression. Otherwise I don't drink alcohol.
So then you drink. Should have no problem eating 1 slice of cake every 3 to 6 months then
maybe my coworkers should have no problem with someone not wanting to eat their shitty storebought cake?
i don't even understand how this is offensive if someone bakes it then fair enough you should at least taste it but how is refusing to eat shit just because they are rude? because it points to the fact they're eating shit?
>nooooo you have to be unhealthy tooo!!!
>i spent $12 on this!!!
if i bake mud pies and bring them in should everyone have to eat them?
My co-workers bring cakes, sweets and other shit all the time and they insist I eat some. I just say something along the lines I am not hungry atm and I will for sure get some later (I never did).
>without looking like a sperg?
I'd say the main problem you have is caring what goyslop consoomers think about you. Do what makes sense to you in this world, disregard those who try to challenge that.
I refuse to eat mass produced pastries. If Susan in accounting baked the cake herself then I'll certainly try it, but frick off if you willingly paid money for supermarket garbage. I give Santa the same courtesy by only offering home made cookies on Christmas eve.
I will certainly try Susan's cake too if you understand what I am saying.
I do not, please elaborate.
I meant that, if given the chance, I will quite happily stick my pp in Susan's (from the accounting department) vegana in a specific motion for a few minutes. Hope it's clear now.
Sorry I still do not understand. What move are you using your pp for? Hydro pump or surf?
Ok. Maybe my description was a bit vague. I would stick my penis in Susan's vegana and proceed to move my pelvis forward and backward in one smooth continuous movement until my ejaculation (preferably) will occur.
lactose intolerant
Take a slice, have a bite, throw it out later.
Simple you say
>no thanks you soiboi homosexuals, I'd rather eat my own shit than that goyslop
"Thank you. I'd love a slice."
Because it isn't about a few hundred extra calories. It's about celebrating a milestone with the team. It's not going to kill me or change anything. It's not like they're asking me to eat cake every day or to try crack. Orthorexia is a food-centered manifestation of OCD and should be treated as such. Such a strong aversion to a piece of cake for a special event is not healthy.
>celebrating a milestone with the team
Celebrating another fiscal milestone and all we get is a slice of cake and no slice of the profits? I think we should consider unionizing instead of celebrating.
'Thank you but you guys go ahead and split it im good.'
You can still sit and eat with them with your own snacks.They know I keep a pretty strict diet routine anyway.
I legit don't like cake
I hated cake before I was IST
why do they always pressure you to eat it?
it literally never even tastes good