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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on a cut but I overeat a lot

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The longer a go without cooming the more I want to smoke.
    I have procrastinated a project that is due in 2 weeks. I made good progress today but I am guilty of sloth.
    My dog is sick. Her paw has some sort of blister that breaks when we go for too many walks. She is fine if we don't go but I know she misses it.
    I am terrified that I need to choose a future. I feel rooted to the present and despite all the improovements I've made, they have only been for show.
    My caffeine addiction is getting the better of me. I use excuses to justify this habit. I am weak.
    Thank you for listening. Digits decides my penitence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      take care man. nothing i can do about this but if you can see a vet for your dog. if not prolly google it and see if you can take care of it yourself. cheers

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this board so much. i hate coming here and seeing everyone brag. every fricking person, nonstop bragging about how great their life is while at the same time complaining about how hard their life is. i hate this board and everyone on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon most of them are straight up lying. They're chuds. You find them on every website

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh. Bunch of whiny failed normies.
      >oh noooo my life is so bad i only make 150k a year while living in a first world country and only had 15 ex gfs I'm feeling so lonely!!!
      >meanwhile I was born without a father, my mom had me at 14, grew up extremely poor/toxic environment, never had a gf, dropped out of school, never worked because none will take me, barely have food to eat
      It's cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never worked because none will take me
        You're the type where if you started a business you'd excel because it's your only option for success. You have no other way out of being where you are

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize you're being a hypocrite, right? Everyone can point to someone who was dealt a better hand.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My roommate jacked off and came in the toilet and didnt flush so his cum was just floating in the water and i had to shit really really bad and couldnt wait to preflush his semen down the drain so i said frick it and dropped the fattest greasiest doodoo right on his his floating cum and i shat hard enough that it made a splash and kissed the rim of my anus so im half-worried that some of my roommates cum splashed my tight brown butthole but i wiped really fast after that so i think im okay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry bro ur gay now

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to 'fess Father. I've been a good boi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly relieved to hear this one. Keep it up dude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks fren

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty much peak human but I don't have the time for a girlfriend nowadays and I don't enjoy hookups anymore

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lift while fricked up on dxm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking based

      that shit will make you moronic eventually tho

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is known

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you do it then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I barely feel human on DXM, how are you lifting on it?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting but my portion today for dinner was a bit too big... Is it over?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just jerk offd 3 times in the past 20 minutes

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Confess
    The place I work at offers free food in the employee breakroom, one of those free foods is milk.
    I've been consuming only milk while I'm at work, at first some of my coworkers joked about and now they're weirded out by it.
    Comments used to be "Let me guess X (my name), milk again haha" to "Let me guess, your fridge is filled with nothing but milk" and "You were supposed to drink that as a child, unless you never grew up"
    I want to go to HR but this shit is so fricking stupid I'd doubt they'd believe me, even if I did then I'd break the "no snitching" rule, sure I could just stop drinking milk BUT IT'S FRICKING FREE and there's no limit, I consume 8~11 cups a day while at work.
    I was going to start bringing chocolate protein powder next month to chug with the milk but at this point the glares everyone gives me hurts.
    I kinda want to do it anyway as a FRICK YOU I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY but I do care, bullying was supposed to stop after Highschool, why is this fricking shit in a workplace with adults?

    Sorry for the blogpost but I really needed to get that off my chest.

    • 11 months ago
      amkoh0 aka nips

      grow up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I think they're just pulling your chain, if it bothers you that much just tell them it's not funny.
      >t. I singlehandedly drink half my office's milk supply

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dirnk milk and be happy fren

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't handle banter
      Very common.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i failed my last rep on purpose. It was feeling like it would require to much effort, and instead of struggling and trying my best, i just gave up and let it drop to the safeties. I feel weaker now.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have plateaued on my weight loss for 3 weeks because I drank too much orange juice for several days.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I overheard my gf telling her friend about physical aspects of me she doesn't like but said she doesn't want a more attractive guy because she'd feel less secure, roping soon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking rude of her. Sorry anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah ik

        What were some of the things she said?

        Let her know that you heard.

        That I'm short (5ft 9) and losing my hair and her friend was fixated on me not going out much too

        Had a convo with her and she's basically saying she was just reacting to what her friend was saying and didn't mean it and took no responsibility, now I'm just kinda sitting in pure Walter White level resentment

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not going to defend your girl here she does sound like a b***h but even this can be situational.

          One thing I noticed about my girl is that she doesn't like her friendship group and it's filled with negative c**ts. I have faith she'll leave it. But if anyone succeeds in a life goal in that group or is happy the others will subtly turn on that one person, it's really fricking weird. To avoid this they'll downplay every achievement so that the envy of the group won't come down on them. I've seen my girlfriend do this herself too and do this exact thing to me, although it was just that I was hairy as frick and didn't trim my bush enough. Haven't trimmed at all since hearing her say that as punishment. A girl won't say 'I've got a man and he makes me happy' in these groups, she'll say 'I've got a man and urghhh men', they won't say 'I've lost weight and now I feel sexy' they'll say 'I've lost some weight but I'm still fat and now as pretty as femanon'. Girls temporarily lose their own agency with certain friends idk.

          I overheard my gf telling her friend about physical aspects of me she doesn't like but said she doesn't want a more attractive guy because she'd feel less secure, roping soon

          I just re-read that. Leave the b***h. She doesn't respect you and if you stay with a girl like that you'll end up proving her right by being her man-thing that she 'lets' frick every other month.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah dw bro I'm not gonna be made a fool of, I'm out
            I'm just like, damn I didn't expect that from her or to be seen in like such a way, I almost feel like I'd be less wounded by straight up getting cheated on for some reason

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't mean it and took no responsibility
          Honestly bro I would just break up with her. Its evident she think she's better than you from the way she is shittalking behind your back.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry brother but she doesn't respect you and chances are she's thinking about monkey branching
          Girls are hiveminded as frick and her friends will most likely put her in situations where she can ( and will ) cheat on you
          Leave, and find a woman who truly appreciates you and values you for who you are, not for how better she feels knowing she's better than you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were some of the things she said?

      Let her know that you heard.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate a big piece of bread with butter and I'm going to do it again. Although I'm down to 78kg now at 189cm, I used to weight 105kg and been going up and down. Hope to reach 74kg by late June. Then the bulk begins.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked my friends crush and I feel insanely bad about it but also turned on

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got diagnosed with prediabetes at 21. Never been overweight. Ate poorly for a few years and that's all it takes I guess

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting drunk again instead of talking to the gym hotties who keep looking at me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im muscled up but i cant shake the beer belly and muffin top

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im 6ft but can only push 36 kg dumbell press, Im back dominant

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 45 year old virgin and I am questioning why I do all these
    >working out
    >having a job
    Why? It's all futile. I am so burned out I don't even call people I care about on the phone.
    I am so insecure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the point
      Life is constant self improvement. You are doing better than most people by taking care of your body. Dont lose hope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not working out, suffering a stroke and endig up hemiplegic for the rest of your life. One of many perks, youre doing it for yourself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 27 and can relate.
      Just force yourself to make the call.
      Even if it's 5 minutes of talking it'll make things better and it'll make their day.

      Also, have you changed things up?
      A monotonous routine tends to make me unhappy unless something changes. Maybe doing something new might be the trick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats bullshit. If that was true, they'd call you in the absence of you calling them. I called my people a lot, but they never called me, so I feel like I was just annoying them. Now I don't call anyone, and my phone is eternally silent. If they wanted to talk to me, they'd call. If they cared about me, they'd call.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even lift. I make threads to get keto, carnivore and vegan shills to argue

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got high on painkillers

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked out for girls
    I'm lean and 1/2/3/4
    My crush likes chubby teddy bear nerd type guys
    What. The. Frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women with types like that are just on birth control or some other gay drugs
      Once they start ovulating their taste in men completely 180s

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a zoophile and have had sex with a qt female german shep

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dirty cop gave me a ticket for something I didn't do now I'm wishing he gets hit by a train or shot.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bored and lonely.
    Worst thing is that I do nothing to change the situation.

    Pretty sure it's starting to affect my mind and my lifts and fitness aren't improving.
    Sounds pathetic but I'd rather say here than have to go through my friends/ family thinking I'm pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to change your situation somehow. We both know it, so stop making excuses and just try.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never was able to get back on my schedule after being struck by a car. I'm 240+ from being 155, and it hurts like hell. It totally sucks having your bones scream at you when you try to get back to the grind, and I'm having issues dealing with exercising due to the injuries I previously had (and healed from) basically making me feel like that accident happened all over again. Hardcore dieting doesn't help either, what worked in the past was flinging metal and my legs, shoulder, left arm, and hand do not like it one bit. I don't even know how to handle this besides pain killers, and I'd rather not form a habit for it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do LISS. It's low intensity workout that burns fat

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have fallen in love with my gym crush. I used to laugh and cringe about people talking like this but after I started lifting I noticed a very cute girl with an insane body at our gym. I have seen all kinds of super Stacys on Instagram but this girl just minds her business and doesn't talk to anyone. At first I denied it just saying that I find her good looking but I started to miss seeing her when I haven't seen her at the gym for 1-2 weeks. I'm an autist so I went and made some research and I got thinks like my body is noticing that she has the perfect genes for me because of her smell or stuff like seeing something I missed in my childhood years in her and wanting it. Well I grew up without a father and my mother was miss Disco girl while my neighbours took care of me. Basically an orphan. The worst thing is that she is probably the best looking girl at my gym so I never had a chance anyway but she is together with some super chad. When I see them work out together I get the most insane pump and intrusive thoughts, from seriously thinking to kill myself after the gym to making heavy research into the occult and sell my soul (shit's not real sadly) for at least some kind of luck in my life.

    These are my 2 cents, thanks for reading my blogpost.

    TL'DR Laughed about anons with a gym crush but fell in love with one myself, have lost my mind

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am good. In peace, doing online courses, house is super clean, eating little, felling light, fresh, eating little pieces of magic mushroons with a burning cinnamon incense on the table.
    I am dreaming every night now. This is amazing.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a few days ago I ejaculated all over my bedsheets while dreaming about cumming inside a femboy's ass (as a straight guy)

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I planned a trip abroad without telling anyone because the last times I traveled with friends they couldn't keep up with me and would slowly waddle from point A to point B with like 3 breaks at three different Starbucks. Never again. This time I'll also be alone in small, comfy hotel rooms so I'll sleep like a baby without being woken up by one of my friends or relatives snoring. I'll also go shopping a lot and buy cute clothes my size because here in France everyone is taller and curvier (not fat, legit curvy) than me so stores don't often have anything for me. I'm really looking forward to it. I'll bring souvenirs for my friends but that's all I can do for them this time, frick accommodating fat people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't travel with morbidly obese people and most women in general. My mother, my crazy fat uncle, and my ex-gf were the only exceptions to that rule. Everyone else in those two categories has been a headache to travel with and made my trips way worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a woman myself and I only have close female friends, and some of them used to be chubby or curvy but these past few years they gained a shit ton of weight and it happened so progressively that I only noticed once we traveled together and I gave up on them. I can't travel with my father because he's stingy and fat so he wants to eat cheap garbage all the time and he snores like crazy. The rest of my family is muslim so that would mean not being able to eat what I want when traveling. I loved visiting London even if it was with a morbidly obese friend, and I would like to go back alone next time but my mother is also interested, which would mean I'd have to eat the same Indian or vegetarian garbage all the time and since my mother is physically disabled I'd have to accommodate her the exact same way I had to adapt my trips to my fatass friends.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive me father for I have sinned

    I fornicated with a twink in the pool changing room last week as a rebound from a bad breakup with my ex gf and now he's following me around like a lost puppy and I want to hand him to lucifer myself father. If I do this can I redeem myself?

    Amen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did you meet said twink?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've known him for nearly a year now, he's an OTT gay type and my lifting bro thought it would be funny to tell him about my experimental phase as well as the breakup. He can't swim for shit and I've never seen him in the pool then he just hops into the fast lane and starts talking to me. Turns out a lot of hidden communications can take place underwater.

        Anyway I was miserable and dopey and now the only difference is I'm miserable and dopey and angry because I can't mourn my loss at the only place I can get some quite in my life. Not his fault I suppose. It was actually phenomenal. Not sure what to do.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you keep pounding him eventually you'll feel less and less guilty about it. also pics

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure more poundings are the answer?
            Does it help?
            Is that you Piers?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You clearly want him. Do it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally you'll think back from a year now and laugh at how worried you were at first.
              all casual sex is equally wrong, whether it be gay or straight, might as well coom however you like in the meantime as long as you wife up a woman and have kids later down the road

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            For frick's sake. You've been completely useless Priest!

            You clearly want him. Do it.

            literally you'll think back from a year now and laugh at how worried you were at first.
            all casual sex is equally wrong, whether it be gay or straight, might as well coom however you like in the meantime as long as you wife up a woman and have kids later down the road

            Frick it. Messaged him and he's 40 minutes away.. I haven't had consistent sex since things got rocky in Feb so the next 3 hours and their permanent consequences on his ass are your doing IST.

            AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

            Signing Off. /Hate/Love/ you guys.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool, just make sure to wear condoms.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek you know all 3 replies were from me right? but at least now you'll never go sexless again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because I'm moronic, but the peer pressure from 3 perceived voices made me ring him, so thank you friendo. Went 2 hours and gonna wake up to head. He's not a rainbow flag moron like I assumed too, just feminine and wants to get slammed by 'someone who's not a b***h'

                Thanks again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you railed him already? proof

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              OP here. This thread is meant for getting things off of your chest outside of the feels bar. Things that are lighter in nature typically and are a containment thread so the board doesn't have as much of this type of content. This opens up a question though; would you all itt like me to act like a priest and give advice to all replies? I'm down for it but it wasn't the original intent for this type of thread. If yes I'll start doing it next time the thread is up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, why not

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I could get your opinion on my post there

                I planned a trip abroad without telling anyone because the last times I traveled with friends they couldn't keep up with me and would slowly waddle from point A to point B with like 3 breaks at three different Starbucks. Never again. This time I'll also be alone in small, comfy hotel rooms so I'll sleep like a baby without being woken up by one of my friends or relatives snoring. I'll also go shopping a lot and buy cute clothes my size because here in France everyone is taller and curvier (not fat, legit curvy) than me so stores don't often have anything for me. I'm really looking forward to it. I'll bring souvenirs for my friends but that's all I can do for them this time, frick accommodating fat people.

                in that case. Growing up I was always told to be nice to everyone, even to people who were objectively pieces of shit and bullies, including a guy who ended up in prison for god knows what who was sexually harassing half of the girls in my class in primary school. So that's why I keep this sort of opinions to myself and I used to feel guilty for judging others on how fat they are, despite being less judgmental than average.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Judging other is normal, especially when they inconvenience you or are shitty people. You don't have to feel guilty for thinking lesser of someone who is making life worse for you and others around you. Turning the other cheek as a virtue can only go so far when it comes to those who are genuinely harmful. Not wanting to bring your friends because they're a nuisance while traveling is normal and burying it is unhealthy. You don't have to break a friendship over it but you also don't have to ruin the little time you have traveling accommodating them. Treating someone who chronically sexually harasses others and went to prison for things they won't even talk about though doesn't deserve to be treated equally to others. If they have no intention of actually being a better person and making amends for what they've done then you shouldn't keep them in your life. Even if you can't state your opinions in words you can still show it in action. You have control over who is a part of what parts of your life and it's usually obvious who deserves to be in your life and who doesn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bro I'm a newbie and my autism just assumed that's what the thread was. I'd definitely be down for it! Judging by the amount of depressive threads on here you may age 50 years though.

                Judging other is normal, especially when they inconvenience you or are shitty people. You don't have to feel guilty for thinking lesser of someone who is making life worse for you and others around you. Turning the other cheek as a virtue can only go so far when it comes to those who are genuinely harmful. Not wanting to bring your friends because they're a nuisance while traveling is normal and burying it is unhealthy. You don't have to break a friendship over it but you also don't have to ruin the little time you have traveling accommodating them. Treating someone who chronically sexually harasses others and went to prison for things they won't even talk about though doesn't deserve to be treated equally to others. If they have no intention of actually being a better person and making amends for what they've done then you shouldn't keep them in your life. Even if you can't state your opinions in words you can still show it in action. You have control over who is a part of what parts of your life and it's usually obvious who deserves to be in your life and who doesn't

                That's good advice.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought that once in my life I would think that life is worthless.

  33. 11 months ago
    Nencicueyatl

    I've discovered i picked up depression eating from a friend, now cutting is a huge fricking chore

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday I made and ate an entire pizza from scratch, I justified it to myself by dicing up 2 chicken breasts for the toppings

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate almost an entire 150g pack of Banana Chips in one sitting after my OMAD dinner

    150g banana chips = 779 calories

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have given, say, X amounts of efforts into being fit but I have not matched the same effort for staying true to a diet, I greatly reduced junk food, sneed oils and alcohol but I know that if I was serious with what I consumed for the last 6 months I would probably have a really, really good body now - but all this time it has only been
    >oh wow you work out huh

    kinda results, which is good and I wont change my ways drastically but I really should re-calculate what I want from all this

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I claim I can squat 275 but I haven't squatted 275 in over a year

    Stopped training squats because my butt was too big

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crush (she doesn't know it) invited me to meet her fricking boyfriend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here if you need it bud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks bro

        Happened to me once kek

        sounds terrible, how did it go?

        check out the bf
        if he is way hotter than you, its over
        if he is in the same league then you might just be plan b

        I'm 99% certain I'm firmly in the friend zone here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I laughed a little, the only thing that guy had on me was height, I'm 5'9, she's 5'10, he was 5'10 or 11.
          But after the initial sting I didn't care much, I just found a new girl to crush on

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            funny. I'm 5'5", she's 5'10" too, and the other guy is over 6ft. trying so hard not to be blackpilled right now but at least if I find someone else that'll help

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it happens, best you can do is find another tall girl haha

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                believe me I will NOT give up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happened to me once kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      check out the bf
      if he is way hotter than you, its over
      if he is in the same league then you might just be plan b

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is no mirrors in the gym bathrooms,so if i ever want to see myself with a good pump i have to flex in the gym mirrors
    people might think im a douche

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My body looks like this because I never commit to exercise and healthy eating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you posted this im starting right now.
      see you l8r moron

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in my mid twenties and have porn induced ED and dick pills don’t help. I’m also on steroids to try and feel more like a man.

    I fear working out has become somewhat of a drug for me and makes me too tired to see people sometimes.

    Also I’m pee shy and can’t pee at girl’s houses if I think they can hear it.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell everyone I’m natty but the reality is I blast creatine and multivitamins daily

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating less than 1000 calories all week
    >Binged and ate 2400 calories today

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's like 3 girls at my gym who I'm currently crushing on but I haven't found an excuse to talk to yet

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i said Black person online, what do i do to atone for my sins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What sins?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its never wrong to say Black person on the internet

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skipped my workout yesterday
    >ate like shit and drank alcohol last night
    >slept over house of 10/10 friend, she sucked me off twice and I ate her out
    >jacked off twice today just thinking about her, beat the shit out of my dick
    >just napped and played video games today

    A whole lot of sinful activities this weekend, getting back on track tomorrow, please forgive me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All is forgiven if you do both some cardio and lifting tomorrow and you pray tonight

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