I've gradually replaced every area of self improvement with the gym because I'm an autistic min/max gay. I have become exactly as shallow as the pathetic general populace believe we are for spending so much time lifting.
How do I balance this hobby with the ones I had before it, such as Instruments and Literature? Quitting isn't an option but regulation required intelligence I don't have.
Strict scheduling. Lifting is a great thing but it can easily take over your life if you get hooked on how good it feels afterwards and on the results in the mirror. If you force yourself to have a strict schedule then lifting becomes secondary and only part of the whole that is your life
Ate two bags of gummies, bottle of wine.
Forgive me Father.
Cardio is your punishment. Pray to Zyzz that you may be forgiven
Puked up a bit of my bulking breakfast cause I hit my gag reflex brushing my teeth. However I know the good lord giveth and taketh away gainz.
Amen Father
Have something light on the stomach like some bread and butter. Have a protein shake once your stomach has fully settled. You'll make it through this one
Last night i went out drinking with friends, and i drank more than ever before in my life. I puked multiple times and the hangover was super brutal and long. I still dont feel too good and its been almost 24 hours
You're dehydrated and in need of electrolytes and water. Hashbrowns, pedialyte, and a jug of water are the cure you need to make it through this while your body clears itself of the poison
Puked up a bit of my bulking breakfast cause I hit my gag reflex brushing my teeth. However I know the good lord giveth and taketh away gainz.
Amen Father
Last night i went out drinking with friends, and i drank more than ever before in my life. I puked multiple times and the hangover was super brutal and long. I still dont feel too good and its been almost 24 hours
Start by getting a job at a grocery store, preferably as a cashier; and work on your social skills, such as through camaraderie with coworkers.
Once you have a basic job secured, sooner or later start to apply for jobs where customer assistance is central (like a sales associate at a big box store) and make an effort to approach and talk to customers.
Get some cash saved up, then go get some further your education, and by that point you should have some basic social skills to possibly make some friends in school.
The longer you wait, the harder it will be to unfuck yourself.
>cashier at grocery store
If you wanna stand on your feet for 8 hrs doing almost ALL the work while everyone else fucks off go be a cashier at a grocery store. Most people outside of regulars will barely talk to you and even the regulars you'll get tired of talking too.
only follow this anon’s advice if you wanna waste three years before going to school. if you actually plan on going to college, go right now in your car, drive there, and talk to an advisor. if you’re in the states, you’ll be able to get financial aid for sure. Just make sure you are studying something that will actually be worth the cost of said degree. if not, go immediately to trade school.
I smashed an entire bottle of pink Rosè last night. Woke up this morning with severe intestinal pain and had it throughout the day as I forced massive, mucus covered, glacial speed shits through my tender asshole. On the plus side, my shits literally smelled like roses and ive contemplated chugging a bottle every night before bed just so I can honestly say my shit does not stink.
Ate like 1500-2000 calories of cake over the last 3 days. I think its my motivation to get serious about my cut. I started as obese and ive been plateaued at 20% bodyfat for months now. Gonna really start measuring calories.
My wife leaves little plastic strips left over from opening packages on the counter. It pisses me off so much that I silently collected them for a couple months and dumped the whole lot onto her pillow so she could enjoy the mess before going to bed. She learned her lesson.
My wife also used to leave cupboard doors open which drove me fucking insane, how lazy is that, so I put child locks on them higher than she could reach. After a few days she acquiesced and I won. The locks are still on them as a threat and reminder but we have had few mistakes since that time.
My roommate's shitty pitbull cross used to steal my food and beg constantly and the roommate never did anything about it despite my complaints. So one day I fed it lots of raisins and grapes, partly to harm it but also to see if this was actually a real hazard to dogs, and the dumb dog almost died. I couldn't admit to this so a lesson was never learned but it was nice to know I was the alpha dog even surreptitiously.
When I was a teenager the nearby convenience store was owned by Chinese people who would always make me uncomfortable by staring at me and accusing me of trying to steal. I went in on a hot day and squeezed about 100 chocolate bars and used a razor blade to cut open about 50 bags of chips, all undetected. Didn't cost them very much but it made me feel better.
Someone in my old neighborhood used to steal figs from my trees and also pick my strawberries near the road. I confronted them several times, once with video evidence, and they first denied it then told me to go fuck myself. I knew they didn't have video surveillance so I waited almost a year until they went on vacation and I dumped 40 lbs of salt in their precious rhododendron garden. I would either pretend to knock on their door and throw pocketfuls of salt or walk my dog at night and dump salt hidden in dog shit bags. Their rhododendrons all died within a couple months. After trying to resod and replant they just spread riverstone.
I'm 8 months pregnant and I can't wait to give birth. It's taking a toll on me, mentally and physically. My boyfriend is very attractive and I'm feeling stupid, vain and shallow for thinking he might stop liking me for the weight gain, the potential stretch marks and loose hole. Still I'm glad to become a mother, godspeed for me.
I like to work out and I try to cut calories, but I have the horrible habit of getting food delivered.
It's really not good for me but It's just so fucking convenient.
I skip or do little of leg exercises, I hate squats and deadlifts; I feel like they'll fuck up my back.
I also use the bench press machine instead of the bar, it's usually easier for me to use and I don't have to worry about fucking up a rep.
One of the biggest sins I commit regarding fitness and health is my generally shitty sleep habits. I just stayed up all night not even being productive or the like. And it's too late in the day for me to sleep since i have to drive as well and ill probably conk out for 7 hours once i do sleep. I hate myself when i do this.
I've gradually replaced every area of self improvement with the gym because I'm an autistic min/max gay. I have become exactly as shallow as the pathetic general populace believe we are for spending so much time lifting.
How do I balance this hobby with the ones I had before it, such as Instruments and Literature? Quitting isn't an option but regulation required intelligence I don't have.
Amen Father
Strict scheduling. Lifting is a great thing but it can easily take over your life if you get hooked on how good it feels afterwards and on the results in the mirror. If you force yourself to have a strict schedule then lifting becomes secondary and only part of the whole that is your life
Cardio is your punishment. Pray to Zyzz that you may be forgiven
Have something light on the stomach like some bread and butter. Have a protein shake once your stomach has fully settled. You'll make it through this one
You're dehydrated and in need of electrolytes and water. Hashbrowns, pedialyte, and a jug of water are the cure you need to make it through this while your body clears itself of the poison
Ate two bags of gummies, bottle of wine.
Forgive me Father.
when did he buy the glasses?
I'm the real confession anon and not the OP. The glasses and combover edit looks snazzy though
Puked up a bit of my bulking breakfast cause I hit my gag reflex brushing my teeth. However I know the good lord giveth and taketh away gainz.
Amen Father
Last night i went out drinking with friends, and i drank more than ever before in my life. I puked multiple times and the hangover was super brutal and long. I still dont feel too good and its been almost 24 hours
I made pudding (no package shit) and sugared strawberries, and ate it. It fits my macros. I am uncertain if I have sinned.
There is no sin here my child. I hope it was tasty
I just ate a large block of almond paste.
I have never tried monster energy, forgive me boomer sama
>wearing ostentatious sunglasses alongside liturgical raiment
why don't YOU confess, you false prophet
I always post something to get it off my chest in confession. Not for this one though. I want my normal priest back
I fist women in the ass before deadlifting.
I don't wash my hands either.
I half squat
Like, how do you even squat with half a body?
my routine is bench press , pullups and biking
come at fucking me bros
I bait people into ego lifting by staring at them, then when they injure themselves I laugh at them
i have a shitty lifting machine that barely works to workout, and i use the seat as a surface to stick my dildo to ride it
I drank an entire 42oz of SteelReserve 2 nights in a row.
I don’t have any friends, I spend all day lifting weights and playing vidya.
Idek how to meet anyone or get an interesting life I’m 18 unemployed and not in school ; (
Start by getting a job at a grocery store, preferably as a cashier; and work on your social skills, such as through camaraderie with coworkers.
Once you have a basic job secured, sooner or later start to apply for jobs where customer assistance is central (like a sales associate at a big box store) and make an effort to approach and talk to customers.
Get some cash saved up, then go get some further your education, and by that point you should have some basic social skills to possibly make some friends in school.
The longer you wait, the harder it will be to unfuck yourself.
>cashier at grocery store
If you wanna stand on your feet for 8 hrs doing almost ALL the work while everyone else fucks off go be a cashier at a grocery store. Most people outside of regulars will barely talk to you and even the regulars you'll get tired of talking too.
only follow this anon’s advice if you wanna waste three years before going to school. if you actually plan on going to college, go right now in your car, drive there, and talk to an advisor. if you’re in the states, you’ll be able to get financial aid for sure. Just make sure you are studying something that will actually be worth the cost of said degree. if not, go immediately to trade school.
grocery store smfh
Yesterday I broke my nofap streak because someone posted a very attractive overweight Asian
I smashed an entire bottle of pink Rosè last night. Woke up this morning with severe intestinal pain and had it throughout the day as I forced massive, mucus covered, glacial speed shits through my tender asshole. On the plus side, my shits literally smelled like roses and ive contemplated chugging a bottle every night before bed just so I can honestly say my shit does not stink.
What the fuck am I doing with my life, today I totaled 11hr of phone time, and probably another one of pc. Why
Ate like 1500-2000 calories of cake over the last 3 days. I think its my motivation to get serious about my cut. I started as obese and ive been plateaued at 20% bodyfat for months now. Gonna really start measuring calories.
The last one of these threads I was convinced into pounding the fuck out of the qt gym twink as copium for my ex.
I have no regrets. Other than I may now die from zinc deficiency and raw hatred for women.
Greentext?
met my neighbor on grindr, he fed me his post workout shake. I might go back for seconds
Good job bro, put drink mine next time. It's much thicker
My wife leaves little plastic strips left over from opening packages on the counter. It pisses me off so much that I silently collected them for a couple months and dumped the whole lot onto her pillow so she could enjoy the mess before going to bed. She learned her lesson.
My wife also used to leave cupboard doors open which drove me fucking insane, how lazy is that, so I put child locks on them higher than she could reach. After a few days she acquiesced and I won. The locks are still on them as a threat and reminder but we have had few mistakes since that time.
My roommate's shitty pitbull cross used to steal my food and beg constantly and the roommate never did anything about it despite my complaints. So one day I fed it lots of raisins and grapes, partly to harm it but also to see if this was actually a real hazard to dogs, and the dumb dog almost died. I couldn't admit to this so a lesson was never learned but it was nice to know I was the alpha dog even surreptitiously.
When I was a teenager the nearby convenience store was owned by Chinese people who would always make me uncomfortable by staring at me and accusing me of trying to steal. I went in on a hot day and squeezed about 100 chocolate bars and used a razor blade to cut open about 50 bags of chips, all undetected. Didn't cost them very much but it made me feel better.
Someone in my old neighborhood used to steal figs from my trees and also pick my strawberries near the road. I confronted them several times, once with video evidence, and they first denied it then told me to go fuck myself. I knew they didn't have video surveillance so I waited almost a year until they went on vacation and I dumped 40 lbs of salt in their precious rhododendron garden. I would either pretend to knock on their door and throw pocketfuls of salt or walk my dog at night and dump salt hidden in dog shit bags. Their rhododendrons all died within a couple months. After trying to resod and replant they just spread riverstone.
I'm 8 months pregnant and I can't wait to give birth. It's taking a toll on me, mentally and physically. My boyfriend is very attractive and I'm feeling stupid, vain and shallow for thinking he might stop liking me for the weight gain, the potential stretch marks and loose hole. Still I'm glad to become a mother, godspeed for me.
i lift hard but drink harder, i know it kills gains but i can think of a good reason not to drink
I'm a feeder WG fetishist and mainly browse this board for comedy and to collect pictures of cute chunky girls in the FPH threads.
I like to work out and I try to cut calories, but I have the horrible habit of getting food delivered.
It's really not good for me but It's just so fucking convenient.
I skip or do little of leg exercises, I hate squats and deadlifts; I feel like they'll fuck up my back.
I also use the bench press machine instead of the bar, it's usually easier for me to use and I don't have to worry about fucking up a rep.
One of the biggest sins I commit regarding fitness and health is my generally shitty sleep habits. I just stayed up all night not even being productive or the like. And it's too late in the day for me to sleep since i have to drive as well and ill probably conk out for 7 hours once i do sleep. I hate myself when i do this.