Confess

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I took a shit in the gym shower last week

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I poured way too much linguine into the pot today instead of using the spaghetti/noodle portion measurer I just paid $3 for on eBay.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always said to my friends I'm 100% natty when in reality I take Creatine tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      creatine is found in almost all meat
      i can't afford eating a kilo of beef every day so i supplement it
      you're natty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was joking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >creatine is found in almost all meat
        And testosterone is produced in your balls. Pinning test or taking creatine are both putting way more of a natural substance into your body than you could ever get naturally.
        = not natty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but i eat eggs

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my cousin has relatively serious unknown medical issues so shes been stuck with her parents for a few years in my hometown. we barely ever talked as kids but i took her to an antique store the other day and realized i wanna fuck her. shes very beautiful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not autistic enough to think its remotely possible, and idk if she can even still have sex, i just felt the need to confess my thoughts. shes so pretty though, huge eyes, pale with perfect skin, short hair, great style.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course it’s not remotely possible with THAT mindset

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Father i need guidance.
    >meet grill at christmas party
    >very clever, maybe 6/10 though and a bit chub
    >go on a few dates
    >I‘m looking for a gf because casual sex is haram
    >5th date we go for drinks
    >talk until 4:30 in the morning really enjoy her company
    >after we dance a bit start making out
    >I cannot express, IST how fucking bad it was
    >somuchtounge.zip
    >think oh well maybe she‘s just nervous
    >go to her place for sexy time
    >whole thing felt like drowning a puppy
    >basically have to hold her down because she is so uncoordinated
    >all while she force-feeds me her tounge
    From her personality she is a very good fit for me but she is the worst I have ever had in bed? Wat do? Teach her and make her go to the gym? Or fuck off and find someone else? She is pretty much the only women I met in 3 years who does not feel like a bot. But holy shit the sex was bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm looking for a gf because casual sex is haram
      If you're going to be spending all that time with her, maybe it's time someone teaches her how to have sex properly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She is pretty much the only women I met in 3 years who does not feel like a bot
      That doesnt come often. Teach her but dont be a dick about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro if you get along well enough to stay up talking til the morning, teaching her how to have better sex will be easy. She clearly is comfortable with you. Just take it slow and try not to sound like you’re judging her.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been dating a cutie korean girl for like four months
    >first time with girl outside my race
    >keep dreaming about beautiful blonde and brunette white girls
    my gf is nice and awesome and sexy I am afraid for what I have to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. married to blonde, white woman

      Sometimes I dream about Asian grils. It doesn't mean you have to break-up anon...

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't count calories

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ate a few spoonfuls of peanut butter yesterday but been walking for 12 hours and gymmed so should be ok

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do my best to not eat junk food. I'm weak when I'm by myself. Peanut butter has been my cope away from junk

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Make ~$130k in LCOL area
    >Work remote
    >Have insight into leaders decisions
    >Respected
    >Have direct reports

    I fucking hate my job - everyone is always saying we hire the best and brightest but the people on my team are not even close to that mark. Literally the smartest guy in every room and I generally tend to think lower of myself than my peers.

    I want to quit but I'm only about 5 years out of school and on a great trajectory.

    Keep grinding the wagie life, saving a ton to FIRE early or try to find a job that's more stimulating/challenging?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldnt waste my youth workijg a job i hate. But maybe you arent as based as me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pass as heterosexual but I schlicked to most of my gym friends.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was I who nutted in the butter

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf wants to peg me for Valentine's Day and I'm kind of scared
    >I'm also excited

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rope

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I take two scoops of pre when the label clearly says not to exceed one per day

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stop cooming and I neglect my prayers too often. I'm sure these things are related.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even though it's been years, I still harras my ex online because the thought of her going to therapy because of me makes my power fantasies happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are woman tactics. Be a man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being the reason a woman goes to therapy is quite manly tbh

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deleted the niece folder
    >consistently lifting
    >started a running routine
    >added calisthenic circuit training
    >spending more time outside
    >good diet
    >no more supplements
    >managing caffeine intake
    >less anxious when talking with people
    thanks my brother, I am improving my life because of you. it no longer feels like I am forcing myself to do the correct thing. I still have self destructive desires but I will not let them win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deleted the w-what folder anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm proud of you Uncle Anon

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I called out of work today. First time since September. Still feel bad about it. But it will be nice to sleep in.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im the only person in my gym to flex in front of the mirror
    the bathrooms only have this small mirrors so there is no way i can see myself with a pump unless i discreatly take my shirt off and flex a lil in front of a mirror
    Is this too big of a sin Father?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always pee in the gym shower. And I always creep at girl asses and tits.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 27 years old and never had sex or a girlfriend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know this is hard to understand, but its actually a good thing. Dont waste your youth or virginity. Find a woman to marry, you can do it. never sleep around, just get married and keep her for life

      t. old anon

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday I loaded up GTA5 and all I did was run over innocent people, shoot them and take their money to repair the car I used to run them over with.

    Then I was going to kill some prostitutes but my computer crashed.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought a movie theater box of candy

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Failed bench pr and bought 3 mcdoubles on the way home to make myself feel better.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a fat, lazy teenager and will bear the marks of this on my body for the rest of my life

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am vegetarian

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i killed a guy by accident and nobody is going to believe me because this is a turkish garlic farming site

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      story?

      >creatine is found in almost all meat
      And testosterone is produced in your balls. Pinning test or taking creatine are both putting way more of a natural substance into your body than you could ever get naturally.
      = not natty

      >eat too much beef in one day
      >realize i ate too much creatine
      >not natty anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get anywhere near as much creatine from eating meat. Your stomach couldn't physically hold enough beef to match 2 scoops of creatine shaken up in a blender bottle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but im gonna quote Rich here for a second.
          >Just because you can't do it doesnt mean it isnt being done
          I have eaten 5 pounds of ground beef in one sitting on many occasions. I am 140lbs and 5'7".

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took dbol as a 20 yr old from some Hispanic in my class
    Had no idea how badly it would wreck my skin
    My entire upper body was rekt with roid acne, made exponentially worse from me panicking and fucking with it, the infection was horrific
    5 years later and I'm still dealing with the aftermath, just scarred to hell and back.
    Pretty much gave up on my skin ever resembling a human again even with getting shots from a dermatologist. Now I just focus on permabulking and never taking my shirt off.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't gone to the gym consistently for 2 months because I went away for work and didn't want to buy a membership at another gym.

    Since I got back I found out I'm being kicked out by my housemates and probably losing my license so I haven't been eating at all or barely.

    Everyone has told me I've lost weight like it's a good thing. But the only thing I've lost is muscle.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat cookies and milk perhaps three times a month

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't work out today like I planned. Donated plasma instead because I am broke.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I added 25g of honey to my liter of green tea. 70 extra calories I didn't need.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been having milk in my tea during intermittent fasting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro,

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym to just to see the one cute Asian guy there. I mostly work out to look the best I can in my 20s. I haven't been lately due to taking care of a relative in the hospital. I miss seeing him.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have eaten instant noodles/takeout for the past 7 days because i'm too lazy to go to the grocery store.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had sexors in years due to low confidence from my life going nowhere. I don't have the wherewithal to lie or deceive.. so I don't even try w/ girls even more.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what I do I can't get a good nofap streak going or a consistent lifting routine. Please God give me the strength to disicplinemaxx.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel, bro
      I've been on and off routines for the past 2 years
      I dream of escaping the skinnyfat hellscape
      We can always keep trying, lad

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been inconsistent. In 30 minutes I will do my workout, but I have fucked up.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I find myself experiencing internalized misogyny, I derail a thread on IST to remind myself how stupid the average man is.
    Since I’m ugly the (You)s give me the dopamine equivalent of a mire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nonsense. You're probably beautiful just the way you are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      listen babe not all men are garbage and treat you like rubbish babe let me just spend a date with you babe I'll bring you to the nicest restaurant nbanbe we can watch the sun ste babe u in y/n/maybe? xoxo

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't squat

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every friday i go on a porn binge/ dawn of war binge while stoned, shit feels other-worldly honestly, also is dark chocolate good for you cuz i love this shit and im a on a cut and it actually makes me feel less hungry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Porn/Dawn of war binge
      Kek odd combination

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tau girls,calidus temple assasin mommy all mine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought you meant playing the game lul

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My roommate left her door open so I went into her pants drawer and jerked off on all of them multiple times.
    I couldn't help myself...

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she broke up with me 3 months ago and there's not a single day I don't think of her.

    it hurts brehs... i miss her so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the same boat as you but I've been through it before and I know it gets better. Treat yourself like someone you want to take good care of and it will get better faster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should I, at any point, talk to her? She wasn't just some qt. I shared a lot with her and sometimes I wish I could talk to her.

        https://i.imgur.com/e1HlQfO.jpg

        My ex dumped me 3 years ago and not a day has gone by that I haven't thought of her, usually another girl comes into my life that makes me forget, but I fear this time may be different

        >My ex dumped me 3 years ago and not a day has gone by that I haven't thought of her

        that's my biggest fear. not getting over her, ever.

        https://i.imgur.com/e1HlQfO.jpg

        My ex dumped me 3 years ago and not a day has gone by that I haven't thought of her, usually another girl comes into my life that makes me forget, but I fear this time may be different

        >another girl comes into my life that makes me forget

        also happens to me, in fact the only moment I don't think abt her is when I'm talking to another girl or when I'm rolling with someone on bjj. Man this sucks ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goes against what lots of people will tell you, buy only talk to them if she initiates, and even then be weary, talking to an ex rarely works out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My ex dumped me 3 years ago and not a day has gone by that I haven't thought of her, usually another girl comes into my life that makes me forget, but I fear this time may be different

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a loser. Women aren’t interested in me, I’m bad at socialising and meeting people. Even after being more outgoing nothing had really changed. I’m 20, 5’7, I have an average face but I’m a bit fat. How do I change my personality to be more extroverted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lose weight, unironicaaly

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have all the IST mods in my basement being cock and ball tortured by trans fitness influencers. That's why it takes so long for threads to be taken down

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last year I've done nothing but work, I've done okay (at 19 I've made about 250k) but I've neglected literally every aspect of my life. gym has been shit and I've got a tummy, no gf, scared to drive anything but a shitbox because I'm too scared to spend my money

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drank last saturday and was hungover sunday. since then, my week has been kinda off track. wasn't able to do all my workouts, behind at work, and just earlier i was jumping rope but couldn't get into it. really should've hydrated more that bender. but man, i hate how fragile your whole life gets over time. all it takes is a few things not going your way and then you miss out on everything. can't even imagine how much harder things get if you get sick or someone dies or your wife divorces you.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when all the racks are occupied i find one with girls in it and give them unsolicited advice on their form until they fuck off.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cheat my Pendlay reps. Like, a lot

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