Convince me not to eat all these doughnuts right now

Convince me not to eat all these doughnuts right now

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the classic glazed or the sourcream on the lower left. Putting le crazy toppings on donuts is disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im sorry pal but i gotta say its the maple frosted for me. Nothing beats a good maple frosted donut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, the whacky topping shit is for taking pictures of them, like in OPs pic. Classic glazed is the tastiest. The ones with whacky toppings don't even have a glaze it's just dry slop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how are you supposed to hold it without it slipping out of your hands and exploding into glass and sugar on the floor?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you don't eat them you take photos of them to post on social media

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fat piggies always find a way

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you must stop yourself anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    on god fr that sesame street one slaps

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day loser

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop thread?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I love dognuts

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you need to save some for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm using keto to cut 20 lb so none for me lol i'm just here to look, you can have mine :3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks king

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like doughnuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to this moron? I heard he went to Russia and got killed.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none of them look good though.
    where's the custards, cheese danishes, cinnamon roll? From a taste perspective I see nothing worthwhile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you’re that gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I'm the guy who reminds you you're not as mature as other people your age.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So, that gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the sanic donut is the only worthy donut here

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're capable of wolfing down that much sweet shit then by all means, go for it.
    One of those and I'd feel sick for hours.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A non-degenerate human being shall never like the taste of these crappy things, sure they look good, but the taste is just awful. Double choco one is considerable, I can only endure one, when I drive for long hours.

    Now, give those to some hobos, those fuckers need sugar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sure they look good
      They do? Are you, by any chance, American?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >got a truck
        >wearing a tactical cap backwards, it has a flag on it
        >own some guns
        >be masculine and have a heavy southern accent

        If these make me an American, then yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it is 3 in the morning in America
        you're embarrassing the rest of us by talking about Americans when they're not even here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it is 4:19 am here dude, I am working on a paper. so even though he is a retard, he was right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >those fuckers need sugar.
      they need their camps to be swept clean with a flame thrower

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do it pussy you wont

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you will regret it after 5 minutes, so what would be the point

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    leave some for later

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 or 3 of those look non-vomit-inducing

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just eat them and fast for 48 hours

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sneed oils

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does the blue one with eyes taste like?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own. Also, jelly doughnuts are my jam.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would that even be enjoyable? Maybe the first few, sure, but a dozen donuts? I say eat 1/4, maximum 1/3 of the donuts. Then repent with an hour of cardio.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't. I want that bottom left one.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good doughnuts don't get covered in neon splotches of corn syrup goo or crushed goyslop for kids. You will be excited at the first bite because you expect the taste to be some exotic explosion of flavors but if your brain still functions you'll know. Once it's all in your mouth, your taste will faithfully report that the only flavors detected are plain sugar, burned frying oil, and traces of artificial vanilla. You'll reject that of course because you spend $30 on a dozen mediocre pastries and don't want it to be a waste. Just give them to a group of kids running around like maniacs. They'll burn it off immediately and will remember it as something better when they're older

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hope I never fall for so much internet retard culture that I think donuts arent good. havent had one in maybe a year but im thinkin its a BOSTON KREME day now. thanks, weirdos!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no pineapple fritter
    I'll pass.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand what we've done to donuts. either plain cinnamon, or a simple chocolate or strawberry glaze, MAYBE sprinkles on half. that's all you need.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On phone but virgietovar_donuttrip.png

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, that one in the bottom right looks funny. But i pick the one in the upper corner right

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plain sugar

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay. I will eat them with your girlfriend upstairs in my room. Enjoy your cut.

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