Convince me not to eat all these doughnuts right now

Convince me not to eat all these doughnuts right now

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the classic glazed or the sourcream on the lower left. Putting le crazy toppings on donuts is disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im sorry pal but i gotta say its the maple frosted for me. Nothing beats a good maple frosted donut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the whacky topping shit is for taking pictures of them, like in OPs pic. Classic glazed is the tastiest. The ones with whacky toppings don't even have a glaze it's just dry slop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how are you supposed to hold it without it slipping out of your hands and exploding into glass and sugar on the floor?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you don't eat them you take photos of them to post on social media

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fat piggies always find a way

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you must stop yourself anon

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on god fr that sesame street one slaps

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day loser

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop thread?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I love dognuts

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you need to save some for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm using keto to cut 20 lb so none for me lol i'm just here to look, you can have mine :3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks king

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like doughnuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to this Black person? I heard he went to Russia and got killed.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    none of them look good though.
    where's the custards, cheese danishes, cinnamon roll? From a taste perspective I see nothing worthwhile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you’re that homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I'm the guy who reminds you you're not as mature as other people your age.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So, that homosexual

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the sanic donut is the only worthy donut here

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're capable of wolfing down that much sweet shit then by all means, go for it.
    One of those and I'd feel sick for hours.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A non-degenerate human being shall never like the taste of these crappy things, sure they look good, but the taste is just awful. Double choco one is considerable, I can only endure one, when I drive for long hours.

    Now, give those to some hobos, those frickers need sugar.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sure they look good
      They do? Are you, by any chance, American?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >got a truck
        >wearing a tactical cap backwards, it has a flag on it
        >own some guns
        >be masculine and have a heavy southern accent

        If these make me an American, then yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it is 3 in the morning in America
        you're embarrassing the rest of us by talking about Americans when they're not even here

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it is 4:19 am here dude, I am working on a paper. so even though he is a moron, he was right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >those frickers need sugar.
      they need their camps to be swept clean with a flame thrower

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do it pussy you wont

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you will regret it after 5 minutes, so what would be the point

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leave some for later

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 or 3 of those look non-vomit-inducing

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just eat them and fast for 48 hours

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sneed oils

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does the blue one with eyes taste like?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own. Also, jelly doughnuts are my jam.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would that even be enjoyable? Maybe the first few, sure, but a dozen donuts? I say eat 1/4, maximum 1/3 of the donuts. Then repent with an hour of cardio.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't. I want that bottom left one.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good doughnuts don't get covered in neon splotches of corn syrup goo or crushed goyslop for kids. You will be excited at the first bite because you expect the taste to be some exotic explosion of flavors but if your brain still functions you'll know. Once it's all in your mouth, your taste will faithfully report that the only flavors detected are plain sugar, burned frying oil, and traces of artificial vanilla. You'll reject that of course because you spend $30 on a dozen mediocre pastries and don't want it to be a waste. Just give them to a group of kids running around like maniacs. They'll burn it off immediately and will remember it as something better when they're older

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hope I never fall for so much internet moron culture that I think donuts arent good. havent had one in maybe a year but im thinkin its a BOSTON KREME day now. thanks, weirdos!

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no pineapple fritter
    I'll pass.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand what we've done to donuts. either plain cinnamon, or a simple chocolate or strawberry glaze, MAYBE sprinkles on half. that's all you need.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    On phone but virgietovar_donuttrip.png

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, that one in the bottom right looks funny. But i pick the one in the upper corner right

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plain sugar

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay. I will eat them with your girlfriend upstairs in my room. Enjoy your cut.

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