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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't resist getting a hotdog and pepperoni pizza slice and washing it down with an ice cold Pepsi Max and Tango mix.

    UGH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZAMN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ground beef and gas pay for the membership. Everything else is a bonus. Rotisserie chicken is better price and taste than anywhere else.

      pizza is absolute dogshit.
      hot dog is the superior choice.

      https://i.imgur.com/6ya9gOY.jpg

      Do you take advantage of the refills?

      >no diet option
      what third world shithole do you live in?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gas would pay for the membership if I don't have to wait in line for 15 minutes to save like 6 bucks on my fill

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are you going at busy times?
          show up at 9am when they open or during any week day

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I can go when they open on weekends. Even on weekdays (wagie commuter here) it is busy after I get off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ground beef doesn’t seem particularly cheap there. Recently my local grocery stores had 80/20 for $2 a pound. My freezer now has over 15 pounds of ground beef in it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats good. If you cant stock up somewhere when it's on sale I find costco the cheapest/lb. Im a leaf too so dunno if tbat changes anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I go to costco i eat about 4-5k calories, bros i cant help it, its my one weakness, the cookies, muffins and snacks, the food court too, hotdog + whole pizza + chicken bake + ice cream...bros im going there again in a few weeks...how am i gonna break thru the 12% bodyfat barrier when im always floating at 14-15%...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad
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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the sam's club member.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >browsing IST
      >spergs over seeing a thread that’s perfectly on topic

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 pack of 1/3 lb angus beef patties to eat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40 pack of 1/3 lb angus beef pattie
      Aren't they laced with seed oils?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick? No. It's only beef

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not buying the 4lbs package of ground beef and making your own patties
      ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remade burger patties always have weird congealed fat that oozes out compared to frozen beef chubs formed into patties, grosses me out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Recently I've done the lazy kings hawaiin method... season the beef, press it into a pan and bake. Add cheese, and then slice an entire pack of kings hawaiin rolls in half.

        Place the meat between the bread, and then you can use a spatula or knife to cut the individual rolls or however you want to eat it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound very fat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Currently 210. Getting a dexascan tomorrow. Thinking I'm ~18% bf. How do you prepare your burgers, fren?

            You know how to cook, right?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm ana so i dont eat your 80-20 food sorry. i mostly just don't eat you know as i'm not a fat frick like you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they always taste super salty to me as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the 10 pound chub. You'll have to ask the butcher for it but it's the most economical choice by far.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you take advantage of the refills?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf my Costco only has shitty diet Pepsi, bring me Pepsi max

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IKR? I even had a chat w this lady recently there because she was complaining about the pepsi products....

        And then I realized how silly I looked because they didn't have max, and diet pepsi does not taste as good.

        Also, for the cheap asses here, costco gives you 2% cash back at the end of the year. So the membership pays for itself.

        I got a slab of steak w my last check.

        capcha:KPKK

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you get the executive membership yeah, but do you really spend 6000 a year at Costco? I know I don't

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried it one year because I assumed I shopped there a lot, but only got $40 back. So it was about a $20 net loss. Not a big deal tho.
            I also asked if I can keep the black card anyways after that and they said yeah.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the savings from gas alone cover mine, and i really only just drive to the gym.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My last one was like $120. And I think the membership is $60/year. I dont' keep track because im not poor.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not poor.
              >shopping at COSTco

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costco soda sucks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its literally name brand

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    white monster 24 pack, rotisserie chicken

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have these grilled chicken kebobs that I always pick up. They're great for quick meals or snacks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post image

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my pic but here's what they look like

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grapes
    >cucumbers
    >10lb bag of gold potatoes
    >bananas if they aren't neon green (which it seems like they are every time I go now)
    >romaine
    >10lb bag frozen chicken breasts
    >1-2 packages of 60 eggs
    >milk
    >steel cut oats
    >sea salt
    >oil/butter/ghee
    >peanut butter
    >whey if im running low
    The same shit week after week because I am now autistically efficient and don't really need food variety anymore. If I'm indulgent/bulking, I'll buy the packs of eye of round and cut them into sizzle steaks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bananas if they aren't neon green
      I'm getting FED UP with the costco bananas for this one.
      At least mine finally got some decent (honeycrisp) apples.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bananas have been fricked for well over a year, and it pisses me off.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're bananas for later not for now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bananas pulled while still too green will not ripen correctly. They will always taste slightly off, have a bad texture, or have too thick of a peel (meaning you're paying more for less actual food unless you're using the peels for composting or something). They will basically be green one day and brown the next while still not tasting as good in between.
            >t. 2-4 bananas a day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        look at this turd eater, brown bananas are fricking disgusting. neon green nanners for life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bananas if they aren't neon green
      I'm getting FED UP with the costco bananas for this one.
      At least mine finally got some decent (honeycrisp) apples.

      The bananas have been fricked for well over a year, and it pisses me off.

      i like bananas the greener they are and ive never noticed this
      i will be on the lookout

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these suckers.
    Lime zest is an absolute cheat code. I pop the zest into a container for the next dish when juicing these b***hes for ceviche.

    bonus:
    >yogurt lime cilantro dressing. SLAPS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nonfat yogurt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has the most protein

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >limes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >benis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got a ceviche recipe? Recently tried a pokebowl for the first time in my life and fell in love with it, but not the prices.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is poke and ceviche related

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I've only had ceviche in some weird americanized poke bowl

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta pick up that 88/12 ground beef along with some top round steak and whatever fruit is in season. For sure

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The large tub of gaye since only costco has it apparently

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to go today after the gym to view the new coupons

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costco pizza is the biggest fricking meme. It's greasy as frick, the crust tastes like cardboard and gets floppy from all the grease, and the sauce they use is that horrible Lunchables-tier shit that's basically ketchup. I don't know if the "omg Costco's pizza is so good!!" meme is viral marketing, or if it's miserable flyover residents who've only ever had pizza from Pizza Hut and genuinely think Costco pizza is amazing by comparison. Either way, it's bad. For the price I'd rather get one of those premade Aldi pizzas that you take home and throw in the oven. They're like $6 and actually sort of taste like real pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All about that protein powder

      Then get the motor city pizzas from the freezer, you absolute homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think instead I'll go to my local pizza place that sells slices for $2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks more shit than the Costco $2 pizza

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say, Bubba. Enjoy that Little Caesars 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro... you're coping. I'm a cheap frick, and have shopped at Aldi before... their pizza in no way competes w costco pizza. I'm not claiming it's the best pizza either. but it is good.

      And part of the magic of costco pizza is the novelty of doing your shopping, and then having a hot pizza waiting for you after you check out...

      Europoors will not understand this level of American freedom and gluttony.

      I like the hot dogs too, but last time I had one it gave me the shits. You really can't beat the value of costco food court though...

      $20 you can get a pizza, some dogs, chicken bake.... How many people can you feed for $20 at Whataburger?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My girlfriend says it’s in her top 5 pizzas, which I think is a crime. Granted she’s Mexican so that kinda explains it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's not good. I mean it's edible but it is bad pizza.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet kale salad mixes
    Kirkland greek yogurt
    Gold standard whey protein
    Vitamin rain water zero cal
    Eggs
    Rotisserie chicken breast
    Deenz

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don Lee Farms Grilled Chicken Patties, 120 calories and 20g of protein a patty, absolute chad for cutting. They're also $5 off right now, at least at my Costco

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked up something similar yesterday, but haven't tried it yet. It's the same brand chicken patties, but it came in a bag and looks like it has some seasoning in there. 120 calories, but only 18 grams of protein.
      Maybe it was $5 off because they're switching products and you got the last stock.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I bought the bag one today, it's a normal sale, they were added to the product selection not too long ago, but yeah now they're only 18g of protein, still good though

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pick up this god tier protons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ascentchads rise up

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costco is top tier if you go in with a plan and a budget. They make all their money from suburban morons that come in for groceries and leave with a new cutlery set, AirPods, and patio furniture. Stock up on

    -Kirkland egg whites
    -30 pack eggs
    -Kirkland greek yogurt
    -Coconut water
    -Rotisserie Chickens
    -Giant pack lean grouind beef (cut into 3, saran wrap and freeze individually)
    -Tilapia fillets (freeze em)
    -Good deals on whey protein

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good deals on whey protein

      Dude, a year or 2 ago I went and they had 6lb tubs of muscle pharm protein for $30... $30. I didn't even realize what a good deal it was until I got home and realized it was basically 3x the size of shit i'd bought recently that was more expensive.

      Went back and bought 5 more jugs of it.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy their overpriced brownie/choc chip protein bars.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overpriced
      They are like a dollar per, cheapest around basically

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I snapped this pic at Costco. Look at this guys cart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than likely he owns a shop and plans on reselling those individually. Costco is probably the cheapest place he can buy them in bulk.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        More than likely not

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not cost effective dude what are you serious

          >buy them for a dollar each
          >sell them for three dollars each
          Are you guys stupid or have never been to costco? There is always store owners there buying cigarettes, canned drinks, boxes of candy. That's why there is a business membership.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have a business center near me that has most of the same food items in addition to restaurant and convenience store appliances and stuff.

            Better meat selection, and it's not a mad house like the big box store. They don't have pizza at the business center though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not cost effective dude what are you serious

          Literally every restaurant not owned by a corporation, does this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok buddy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not cost effective dude what are you serious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some small local shops don't have access to wholesales other than Costco

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. The markup has gotta be nuts though

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is. Local chin sells everything for double what he paid.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'd think so but tons of asiatic and mexican stores do this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's easier than working with a distributor like DOT Foods and I can attest that Costco is likely cheaper in a lot of situations for small owners because they can't meet the volumes needed for better pricing from said distributors.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you read the thread before you post

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >only one person can reply to a post
              nah, frick off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >things nobody said
                So not going to answer the question?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read the thread. I provided additional information.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. You didnt
                2. You didnt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      crank

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vending machine business

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw a lady buy about 10 packs of some sort of boxed meat that filled half the cart

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy their food out of principle. The fact that the previous owner threatened to shoot the new owner if he changed the prices makes me want to buy the crap food even if im not going to eat it.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rotisserie chicken (must buy)
    Beef (ground, chuck, ribeye/sirloin/filet depending upon what you want that day)
    Chicken thigh packs (1.50 per lb)
    Pantry shelf stable stuff (tomatos, flour, etc.)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boneless leg of lamb. It comes out to $5.50/lbs here in California which is ridiculously cheap. Ive made steaks with it and they taste as good or better than most mid tier beef cuts. Can also make hearty lamb stew with it too.
    They also have lamb chop steaks which cost a bit more, but are like mini t-bone steaks that you toss on the grill.

    They also used to have this pre marinated chicken shawarma which was god tier, but i havent seen it in a few years

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hard boiled egg
    almonds
    canned salmon

    frozen:
    broccoli
    blueberry
    strawberry

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not paying someone money for the privilege of giving them more money for products. With that said, my mom in law feels different so we just bum off her membership. I get the rotisserie chicken.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bone in lamb chops, ribs of beef, almonds, walnuts, hake (better than cod for fish and chips), beef fillet, pork fillet, pork bellies, those big black boxes with yellow lids, San peligrino sparkling water in glass bottles. Fruit and veg is cheaper in other stores.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oatmeal
    >Eggs
    >Chicken
    >Fat free yogurt
    >Whey
    >Brown rice
    >steak

    What do you expect anon?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken
    Rice
    Broccoli
    /THREAD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no carrots
      ngmi

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The standard meats and shit. They have good quick meals that have good calorie to protein ratios. They're pretty expensive though. Great on the go, this shit is delicious and has great calorie to protein ratio.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bring some parchment paper when you go to costco
    >buy a hotdog and pepsi combo
    >buy a slice of pizza
    >buy a chicken bake
    >rip off the end of the chicken bake and shove the hotdog inside toss the hotdog bun
    >rip off the pizza crust, cover the slice in onions and wrap it around the chicken bake
    >wrap up the whole thing like a big ol burrito in the parchment paper
    >eat it while sipping on pepsi and listening to the radio in the costco porking lot
    It doesn't get any better than this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please make a webm of this, /fph/ needs fresh content

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will get bombarded for this, but is organic Kirkland vs. reg Kirkland chicken/turkey/ etc. truly worth the price difference? Actual Health impacts?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulk meats keep me coming back.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really feels like costco has become more expensive for a lot of stuff. i just shop at aldi and lidl now for most stuff and only go to costco for gas, jeans, and kirkland vodka.

    lidl has corned brisket for 3.99 a pound for a week starting today, grab it while you can anons

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m homeless right now but I can’t wait to get back into it soon as my first job is here
    >ate veggie lasagna at the shelter today
    Ugh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lasagna? Damn homeless people eat better than I do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im homeless in Europe, it’s tutorial mode homelessness tbqh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're white and homeless it is ez mode anywhere you know

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scuffed my ez mode a bit by going to prison which fricks over my job prospects but now I have criminal friends, later this summer got a bartending job lined up through this biker who was my cell mate for a while

            WAGMI bros

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you'll make it bro just dont be stupid again

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              gl fren. Bartending is kinda gay though. Why not work the trades?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kirkland canned chicken kirklank protein bars the goat eggs

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ON Gold Standard Whey goes on sale every couple months so i pick up a couple bags when it's on sale

    i also get the grass fed ground beef and the organic milk is also grass fed

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this thread
    No wonder burgers can't help being fat, you guys have basically unlimited access to all the goyslop you could ever want for basically nothing. Hell, I'm an eastern eurogay and goyslop here is more expensive than over there lmao.

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