>Brad Pitt is an alcoholic who beat his children and Angelina Jolie >idk the homie in the middle >Leonardo Dicaprio is fat, washed up, and has erectile disfunction. Apparently he can't finish inside a woman, only using his hands
Honestly he’s disgusting for preying on young woman and than tossing them to the side after they turn 25. Men should date within their age range. Anything less is pedophilia which is apparently rampant in Hollywood.
Pitt does lift, he's just an ectomorph who actually has the fast metabolism so many people claim to have. He'd have to stuff himself constantly to gain any amount of weight and honestly, why bother? He's made a career out of being peak ottermode because he has a great frame with just enough muscle and low bf and can still pull of shirtless scenes in his 50's. If it works it works.
Leo and Depp unironically do not lift and probably aren't ever going to. Their whole gig was just having 10/ 10 face and hair and not being fat. Of course, Leo is trending towards Orsonmode now and Depp has become a crackhead but they had a good run. Being pretty up through your early 40's is about all you can ask for. And besides, Orsonmode is based
it's interesting because Leo was really really good looking pretty much only as a teen-young adult. After 30 he started degrading. even in the Aviator when he was 30 he already wasn't what he used to be. He still looked good, but everyone looks good in Hollywood. But he already lost that transcendental hotness that he had when he was younger
He was more cute than handsome and cute doesn't carry over into middle age for men. But by then he was famous enough that it didn't matter and he got roles as an actor and not a heartthrob .
I like post-twink Leo better as an actor anyway. The Aviator is probably the best thing he's ever done and insanely underappreciated.
Brad looks great for his age and Leo is slowly turning into Jack Nicholson from the Departed which is interesting. No idea who that Sam Kinison looking troony in the middle is
Pitt wins no homo. It's always better to have a masculine foundation to harness male beauty. Decaprio gets repeatedly mogged by both because he looks too boyish while the others look like men.
Brad Pitt looks great
Leo on the hand really let himself go, he was never really fit like Brad in the first place and the fat makes a big difference
The double chin kills him lmao, but hey he's still slaying
No, men aren't meant to be pretty. Men who chase after looks are confused, and it's sad/pathetic since they'll never have even 1/5th of the beauty your average woman is capable of having. Men can be hot but it's more in attitude and physique than it is in looks.I think it's profoundly sad when I see a man fixated on his appearance because it's such a huge misplacement of priorities.
save from what?
>Brad Pitt is an alcoholic who beat his children and Angelina Jolie
>idk the homie in the middle
>Leonardo Dicaprio is fat, washed up, and has erectile disfunction. Apparently he can't finish inside a woman, only using his hands
Seems to me like DiCaprio is having a good time
such a good video
also, does anyone have sauce?
>believing the roastie seethes about Leo
NGMI
Honestly he’s disgusting for preying on young woman and than tossing them to the side after they turn 25. Men should date within their age range. Anything less is pedophilia which is apparently rampant in Hollywood.
>not having sex with used up old prostitutes is pedophilia
Roastie detected
Sorry, I don’t speak to pedophiles. Don’t expect another response after this.
you sound insane have fun with that reap what you sow pedo
Glad to see you finally left the house for once, but unfortunately for you, little girls don’t roam the streets at night.
melonpan before he went anime joker mode
>that fricking gucci belt LMAO
>them jeans with that polo shirt
>those grandpa frames
>that cucked hairdo
The antithesis of drip
This is the kind of moron giving advice on IST and IST
seethe more, roastie
From drowning in qchi maybe
Brad Pitt still looks good he's just older
why the frick are they so dyel
Brad Pitt is pretty ripped, why would he bother to bulk? Leo DiCaprio just doesn't care, he's fine being a chunkster nowadays.
Pitt does lift, he's just an ectomorph who actually has the fast metabolism so many people claim to have. He'd have to stuff himself constantly to gain any amount of weight and honestly, why bother? He's made a career out of being peak ottermode because he has a great frame with just enough muscle and low bf and can still pull of shirtless scenes in his 50's. If it works it works.
Leo and Depp unironically do not lift and probably aren't ever going to. Their whole gig was just having 10/ 10 face and hair and not being fat. Of course, Leo is trending towards Orsonmode now and Depp has become a crackhead but they had a good run. Being pretty up through your early 40's is about all you can ask for. And besides, Orsonmode is based
it's interesting because Leo was really really good looking pretty much only as a teen-young adult. After 30 he started degrading. even in the Aviator when he was 30 he already wasn't what he used to be. He still looked good, but everyone looks good in Hollywood. But he already lost that transcendental hotness that he had when he was younger
He was more cute than handsome and cute doesn't carry over into middle age for men. But by then he was famous enough that it didn't matter and he got roles as an actor and not a heartthrob .
I like post-twink Leo better as an actor anyway. The Aviator is probably the best thing he's ever done and insanely underappreciated.
he looks so much like robert redford
Johnny Depp wears makeup lmfao
I swag on dead celebrities
no way the 63 year old goth celebrity wears makeup?
dude looks like he's ready to sell me a phone
Brad looks great for his age and Leo is slowly turning into Jack Nicholson from the Departed which is interesting. No idea who that Sam Kinison looking troony in the middle is
>Pitt is 59
wtf
Is that Depp in the middle? Holy shit!!!!
no, that is clearly Norm McDonald
i get leo and johnny, but are we honestly pretending that Brad doesn't look like a God still?
wow
Wait that’s johnny I thought it was that balding director kek
This is why chad mogs the frick out of prettyboy, chad's will always age gracefully up until really old age
Leonardo's neck is fricking melting. Did he stop mewing or is he getting fat?
Young Decaprio:
1/4 Chad 3/4 prettyboy
Young Depp:
1/2 Chad 1/2 prettyboy
Young Pitt:
3/4 Chad 1/4 prettyboy
Pitt wins no homo. It's always better to have a masculine foundation to harness male beauty. Decaprio gets repeatedly mogged by both because he looks too boyish while the others look like men.
young pitt was more prettyboy than chad
holy shit I just realized he was 35 when fight club came out. God tier genetics + staying below 15% bf his entire life basically
Brad Pitt looks great
Leo on the hand really let himself go, he was never really fit like Brad in the first place and the fat makes a big difference
The double chin kills him lmao, but hey he's still slaying
Depp at 41 years old. When he still gave a frick.
uh oh i have a similar hairline to deep
are your morons really believing that the noses on the middle guys belong to the same man?
WAIT THATS NOT TARANTINO IN THE MIDDLE?
No, men aren't meant to be pretty. Men who chase after looks are confused, and it's sad/pathetic since they'll never have even 1/5th of the beauty your average woman is capable of having. Men can be hot but it's more in attitude and physique than it is in looks.I think it's profoundly sad when I see a man fixated on his appearance because it's such a huge misplacement of priorities.
absolutely asinine post
sounds like ugly cope
heavy cope
save them from what? all the pussy that flies at them at 1000mph?
What do they need saving from? Being a gymcel like you?
No because Leo was violated before his body began producing testosterone.