Could the average ISTizen realistically beat UFC fighter Rose Namajunas? Keep in mind that she's 115 lbs and the former Strawweight Champion.
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Could the average ISTizen realistically beat UFC fighter Rose Namajunas? Keep in mind that she's 115 lbs and the former Strawweight Champion.
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the average IST poster is 5'6 and skinnyfat so honestly i bet not
i could realisticaly beat anyone by simply grabbing a object and trowhing it at them
Yes, literally what is she going to do to me as a 6'2" 215 lb man? Her strikes wouldn't hurt and she can't take me to the ground.
She'll kick you in the nuts and then in the head, that's what she'll do.
As long as one can defend himself from hits to the noggin, nuts or liver, the average guy could defeat her. But if she manages to land even one proper hit in those spots, it's game over.
>Her strikes wouldn't hurt
No amount of muscle will make a nutkick hurt less, and that's exactly where she's gonna strike once she has a window of opportunity.
>wear a cup
>immune to her only effective attack
>win
Anything else?
>wear full body armour
>win
It’s that ez
A cup is standard issue gear in an mma fight
more of a thimble than a cup, in your case
My micropenis is irrelevant in this conversation
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this meme is right. I will never understand morons using some dick pumps. I have an average 6'' dick, but I wouldn't care one bit if it were shorter. the dick size makes literally no difference as far as the male is concerned, as long as it isn't so extremely small or big that it makes urination and sex difficult. therefore the only people who care about the dick size are subservient cucks, who base their whole identity and self-worth around women's pleasure. why the frick would you even care? when it comes to the dick size, you're already fricking her anyway lmao
you will never know how it feels to have a big fat hog
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no cap
on gawd
Now this is some juicy cope.
cuck mentality. be careful not to have a nice day when some bawd tells you that your performance wasn't up to her standard
Never happened because I don't have a tiny dick.
I'm the anon you responded to.
>Anything else?
As long as her kicking you in the head doesn't knock you out, and a liver hit doesn't bother you that much, then no, I think that's about it.
I train mma and we have women in our gym. We even have a womans kickboxing champion. When we spar i have to take it so easy on her and i have zero kickboxing background. Rise is an mma champion and very good however im 6'1" and 230 lbs. My main skill set is jui jitsu/wrestling and im confident that i would destroy her very quickly.
This.
I'm a judoka but I was on the wrestling team in high school and family is made up of mostly sambo/judo practitioners.
Did a couple years of boxing and euro style kickboxing in college/uni and even the best females would have the hardest time sparring against a novice.
Anyone who thinks even a worldclass elite female striker would be able to pummel an average dude who has a few lessons in boxing is low iq.
I'm guessing you've never done martial arts and you thunk just cause you're big you automatically win. You have a bigger chance of winning since she's so small but since you aren't trained in striking arts it means you also don't know how to actually defend against them, but ye you have a relatively solid chance of winning but not 100%
>Her strikes wouldn't hurt
She doesn't need them to hurt you can't harden your chin, a few well placed strikes no matter how "weak" you'll be groggy and eventually asleep in minutes
>I'm guessing you've never done martial arts and you thunk just cause you're big you automatically win
Just a heads up, c**ts who post smug shit about anything combat related always come off as massive poseurs. You lost any potential audience in the first sentence.
okay naruto
This doesn't make sense because men are faster than women as well.
The most moronic of takes. I'm your size and a former strongman, last year I started judo. One girl has a brown belt in judo and black belt in hopkido and she absolutely demolishes me every single time. Counters whatever attack I try and when she gets me down she just chokes me.
You would stand NO chance against a professional.
Yeah that's because judo is gay shit and you can't just punch her in the face.
grappling always wins against striking. unless you know at least basic takedown defenses, you'll be on the ground before you know what's happening.
>grappling always wins against striking
Partly because the rules of MMA help grappling though. In MMA it's illegal to knee strike or kick a downed opponent, which includes grapplers who are diving at you. In regular life, you would be able to knee a grappler in the head if he tries to dive at you.
it wasn't the rule in early mma, like ufc, and strikers fared even worse then. later everyone knew at least some grappling
>proven time and time again
>still deluded
>heavyweight champ is known for striking
Okay moron
>mentions heavyweight champs out of nowhere
are you having a stroke, you fricking mouthbreather?
cope
dilate
He trains grappling literally every day and has done so for years.
>sports
Cool
>sports
>In MMA? Maybe. I suck so it’ll be an even match.
>On the street I would bludgeon her on the ground and rape her afterwards.
I love how clowns, who have never been in a fight, always think they'd get some superpower against a profesional fighter if the fight happens on the street. If you can't win in a match, you have even less chance on the street. one fall on the concrete would leave you a vegetable.
>one fall on the concrete would leave you a vegetable.
>She however is unable to fall on concrete due to her secret martial training
I seem to remember an article about a female MMA fighter losing to a regular guy at a bar.
>I seem to remember an article about a female MMA fighter losing to a regular guy at a bar.
she'd lose to him in a match too
>She however is unable to fall on concrete due to her secret martial training
>hasn't even heard about breakfalls and that there's a world of difference between fallling like a sack of potatos and an instinctive controlled fall ingrained by thousands of drills
>hasn't even heard about breakfalls
I'm sure your immediate surrounding is always going to be a completely flat canvas with no obstacles whatsoever.
doesn't matter, someone who instinctively knows how to position the body during the fall will always have a inmense advantage over someone untrained, regardless of the surroundings, and assuming you'd lose in a MMA match, you'd be the first to fall to the concrete anyway
>If you can't win in a match
But this is the moronic take, you are not fighting for your life and trying to defend from some horny 200 pound Black person bashing your skull in and dicking you until you bleed.
what are you even trying to say, that she'd temporarily get some super strength enough to break the town rapist's arm? or are you implying that mma fighters are normally very casual about winning and would exert themselves much more in a street fight? if anything, there's much higher chance that an unexperienced person would just panic and freeze in the situation you're describing. relaxing the rules does not put people who fight profesionally at a disadvantage over people with no fighting experience, not matter how you try to spin it
>grappling always wins against striking
lol
lmao
I can beat her without moving a finger.
Looks like a stray cat we have hanging around our office. Is that a sign of something?
Whats wrong with this swarthoid?
He tastes bad even to himself
I worked with a guy who did that with his tounge constantly, I think it's a mental issue. He had to wear a p95 mask to stop from dribbling on the product we were packing. Like 20 years ago, wore a mask before it was uncool
Yes
I'd gladly physically overpower her and make love with her like Pat Barry did with her when she was 15.
Maybe if I can avoid taking one of these.
in dire need of one those straight in my bollocks lads
I'm almost certain I could take her down, I don't know if I can finish her though
Yeah I’d have some fun with her then let her choke me out with her puss.
*snaps your calf*
i bet she would frick me with a strap on
I could rape her
I would love to test her ground game if you know what I'm sayin kek.
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Ya know put my head in her lock....if ya know what I'm saaaaaayyyyyyyiiiiiinnn.
I would engage in sexual intercourse with her, if you catch my drift 😉
What does it mean?? I can’t decipher this code
b***h look like she got a flat ass
her ass is perfect Black person
too manly unless you're a gay
Assuming the ISTizen in question has a gun, then absolutely.
She would probably fricking kill me with some bullshit sniper kick
>Could the average ISTizen realistically beat UFC fighter Rose Namajunas?
maybe, but I'd prefer her beating me, preferably naked and with a lot of triangle chokes involved
Her punching a kicking could be dangerous, but if i manage to get close i could lift her up and slam her in the floor, then i could pin her down and creampie her
I'm 6ft5 and 255. I would laugh at her
I'd frick her up so hard she'd be pregnant.
>average ISTizen
absolutely no way
>normal height healthy males who lift and are in shape
absolutely 100%
She could probably submit like 80% of the manlets around her size. She's got enough skill as a fighter to compensate quite a lot more than the average female and proper leverages do a lot to mitigate superior strength. Against someone of at least relative size and significantly less training she has a real chance. In a striking match i wouldnt give her an edge but grappling yes. But she is only 115 lbs. Once you get into weight ranges significantly larger than her she's toast. Like anyone heavier than her bodyweight is going to be a struggle. Anyone at around 150 lbs she probably couldn't even move you while on the ground much less hold a submission. The extra weight and muscle mass isn't even fair. That being said I would let her triangle choke me any day. Preferably without clothes.
Quick caveat; this is assuming your not a skinny fat and are, if not in shape, than at least average at your size. Skinny fats automatically have a huge disadvantage and she could probably win at a much higher rate against them. The obese at least have a weight advantage.
She screamed “I’m the best “ to the ceiling so unconvincingly. She sucks. Terrible performance. She’d get manhandled
She could put my dick in a chokehold with her vegana if you know what I mean
No, my mom would be mad at me for hitting a girl so I don’t think I could.
I would unironically pay her to kick me in the balls
Untrained elderly men who haven’t completely let themselves go can beat internationally competitive women at almost any sport, especially one that involves combat.
There is nothing a woman who doesn’t roid herself into being a ftm troony can do to make herself physically competitive with the average man.
Olympian women’s teams routinely lose matches with local boys teams, children who are 13-15 years old and not even globally competitive against other boys their age.
The average woman in her prime is weaker than the average 80 year old man.
The strongest female athlete is weaker than 30% of ALL MEN. One out of every three dudes you pull off the street at random will be stronger than the strongest woman.
What percentage of men would you say go to the gym once or more each week?
Women are laughably weak, basically crippled compared to men. Case in point https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1haqkkVTtI It took these “relatively fit” women in their 20s two months of training to do a single pull up.
All this is to say that women’s sports should not exist. It is an absolute farce and no one should be paid to do it. Women should have to compete against men and if they can’t (which, lol, they can’t), they should have to go home in disgrace and accept that they should just get a job in HR and do it as a hobby against other local women. Cut back on the waste of resources and fuel involved in flying women all over to compete with each other in congeniality contests like women’s soccer or women’s Olympics. Maybe let them compete in the special Olympics or something.
>two of them go climbing and bouldering regularly and still couldn't do a single pullup
climbing anons, explain yourselves
I don't even know how that's possible. Sure you can climb a lot of easier routes by just pushing yourself up using leg strength, but all the harder routes basically require you to be able to pull yourself up with your arms and lats
I've gone climbing only a couple of times in my life but I thought so too, glad I'm not crazy then. There's so many comments under that video saying stuff like "I climbed two years before I could do one pullup" or "I've been climbing for five years and I can only do four", it's baffling. Just goes to show how little effort some people put in what they do I guess, like this guy who's still obese after 8 years of bouldering https://youtu.be/rea1x7eITnQ
You're purposefully misinterprating the data. They specifically used hand-grip because it's hard to train and tells of genetic differences and the female athletes in the data weren't weightlifters but people who played sports like handball. Random guy from the street would have absolutely no chance in female weightlifting competitions.
>The strongest female athlete is weaker than 30% of ALL MEN
This is a good goal, to be in the 30% of men. Is this achievable natty?
Testosterone is so fricking BASED. Hormones in general are based when you think how much they change and control both men and women bodies.
>I'm going to be blamed as a male feminist and a commie for this but idgaf
Yes, men are much stronger than women and top professional women athletes are weak compared to even average men without health problems but it's fine to promote fitness to both sexes since it's good for all society so I can accept women professional sports. Although in principle I believe the overexposure of professional sports is a mistake and the state should instead promote public access to gyms and compulsory fitness programs.
One rarely sees such truth posted outside of /misc/. Professional sports are a societal hindrance and function to dissuade 90% of the population from physical activity via demoralization and exclusion in important years.
it must feel so cathartic to beat those women LMAO
>Untrained elderly men who haven’t completely let themselves go can beat internationally competitive women at almost any sport
I can't think of a single sport where this would be true. Trained middle school kids can beat internationally competitive women, but how the hell is an untrained man going to beat anyone in pole vault or running or ice hockey when the average fricker can't even skate, that's just a moronic and delusional statement.
Agreed. For example in running women are much slower than men, but still there's plenty of them who can run a sub 2:20 marathon which is fricking fast and completely out of reach for anybody who isn't highly trained
Yeah and the female olympic winner in 100m had a time of 10.61 which isn't even a world record. That would be enough for a medal in my country's national championships among professional men in most years. The difference between professional female athletes and untrained men is absolutely huge in almost every sport.
I dont think these are real athletes. Just some druggies from the street doing circus for three fifty.
>Getting paid to beat up a woman
My man living the dream
Source? I see more of this.
Also I love how they aren't even taking the girl serious
>old geezer beats up teen girl
which competition is this
What the hell is this, aside from the unisex combat, both look amateur as frick
Untrained man vs pro woman fighter
yes
No. Most people here are skinny-fat DYELs with zero fight sense. I could easily take her due to an overwhelming size and strength difference with enough fight sense to end it before her superior experience could make a difference. That's just a shortcoming of her biology. She's a way better athelete than me.
Dunno. I'm 5'9 and 190lbs. Haven't lost a fight before but I dont fight professionals and I just pin to win with my muscle advantage
i could eat her butthole if u know what i mean
Care to elaborate???
enough with the riddles
The fact this shit gets repeated in every single thread with a hot chick is proof redditors have invaded.
>Guys, I repeated the thing that wasn't even that funny to begin with.
And yes I'm seething
the average man could beat up 99.99% of wom*n including pro female fighters
tbh i want to be beaten by her. gently.
I could put my guard up and run into her over and over until she ran out of steam.
Has a woman EVER defeated a man in officiated martial sport?
Not sure, but I do know that the jackass crew got their shit kicked in by a world title female kickboxer. So it's possible. https://www.google.com/search?q=jackass+female+kickboxee&oq=jackass+female+kickboxee&aqs=chrome..69i57.5818j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:79cc9533,vid:dKNiEU-xr_0
dude what
is this just you trying to brag about your jackass knowledge
that fight wasnt even close to serious i doubt he even got hurt during that it looked to me like he was falling over purely for dramatic effect unless somehow she got him in the liver or some shit every time
Man I loved Jackass when I was a kid. Obviously they're just fricking around in this video, neither of them are going hard. Most guys could probably kill Rose Namajunas with their bare hands. RIP Ryan Dunn
a few skinny drugged out israelites got there asses kicked by someone who has trained her whole life???
No, since average fitizen is a moronic fat roleplayer from /misc/ or /LULZ/
It would be super fricking interesting to watch a her and a fit, untrained male legitimately trying to cause harm. A couple anons are making salient points that it's easy to underestimate a woman who does *thing* at a high level. As stated, the numbers are there. The best females crush most men in some things.
Fighting is a bit different, since it's about damage output and durability. So while sprinting is about fast twitch training, and marathons are about training endurance, can a female do anything to overcome that skeletal/muscular/joint disadvantage? Evolution didn't really give a frick about whether women could run fast or not, but it definitely gave a frick if men could fight well. I'd imagine that the disparity in combat sports is larger between men and women than in most other sports. Average, fit male could beat Rose.
Absolutely not, and everyone itt saying yes is a great display of the moronation of IST. A man with the same level of training as a woman will easily beat her, but top female UFC fighters have so much training they'll destroy most men, even some that are decently athletic.
I think that a male of the same or similar size/weight to her but untrained is at a disadvantage. I think, purely as a grappler, she could realistically submit an untrained but average(read:not fat and not skinnyfat but also not fit) male of up to around 150ish pounds. After that point your getting into men that can realistically work through her bodyweight and severely overpower her to the point of rendering her ineffectual, depending on the individual. That's being generous I think because I'm giving her advantage against a 35 pound higher bodyweight in a naturally advantaged sex. This estimate fluctuates depending on fitness level, training etc. A fit, strong man of her comparable size/ weight with good training would probably be a 60/40 to the guy, not great odds for her. This also depends on her experience in her ground work. If you add striking this show is over a lot quicker.
Well think of it this way - a male 115lbs 5'4 elite ufc world champion would easily get demolished by any average norf fc fan. At less than 140lbs you simply couldn't hurt a fly
Black person she has the strength of a literal child lmao technique doesn't matter
>Black person she has the strength of a literal child lmao technique doesn't matter
there are petite women benching over 3 plates
what's your bench?
the power gap between trained and untrained people is so immense that it completely eclipses even the gender differences
>115lbs
Oh you mean the same amount I can rep over my head for days?
I would just pick her up and throw her, she's that light
If she was a boxer, I might have agreed.
But in MMA I can just pick her up and throw her down. 115 lbs is nothing for a 220 pound powershitter+OHP manlet like me.
any 200 lb male could easily beat her.
in theory she could also beat them.
but in the cage there's no where to run and she would need an incredibly luck strike to end it before getting ground and pound
no because I'm a low T 5'1 90 pound gay
I'm 230 lbs
I'll beat her then beat my meat
only one way to find out (me having sex with her)
Idk but I'd have a lot of sex with her if you know what I mean
she's a soft 8 with hair
Female pro fighters are about the level of bad male amateurs.
>Female pro fighters are about the level of bad male amateurs.
yeah, but a bad male amateur would still wreck 99% of IST
I've done boxing and my brother has taught me throws since he did more trained grapple martial arts. I assume he knows what he's doing since he did it for a few years and has had to actually use it while fighting people when he worked security downtown since you sadly can't shoot teenagers but you can punch their shit in.
So I think I would be able to frick her, especially if she's nude like that
In MMA? Maybe. I suck so it’ll be an even match.
On the street I would bludgeon her on the ground and rape her afterwards.
Depends how weak the average ISTizen is. Certainly anyone here who is fit enough to be willing to post body, and also does some cardio could beat her.
i'm 6'2" 200lbs, i run and lift weights, and i 100% believe i could wreck this lady
All depends on the weight. Lets say she goes against someone that's 6'2 and 230 lbs, realistically her striking will do jack shit. The ground is the only place I could see something happening if the 6'2 fitizen has 0 grappling experience. If they have half a year or more of grappling experience, she is most likely going to be done. There isn't alot you can do against someone who's 2 times heavier than you and a male when you're a female.
I'm 330 5/8 ork bloater and I would only need to get her in a bear hug and let my weight pull her down to the ground before she has a heart attack trying to move me.
I power grip 300 pound stones and throw them on my shoulder and toss them for fun.
I'd let her do pull ups off my wiener, she looks like she'd be up for that.
Nature is amazing
>330 5/8
I'd think someone with the level of footwork and agility of Rose would be able to gas you out and kick your legs without getting grabbed.
She’s just going to get cornered, grabbed, and laid on until she gives up.
Generally speaking, if you have to cope on the internet about how you could beat a girl in a fight you probably couldn't in reality. It would take perhaps a year to two years of training for an average man to beat her, maybe less if he's big and/or naturally athletic.
lmao the absolute delusion. The average man weighs 60 to 90 lbs more than her. She wouldn't stand a chance. Against an untrained male in her own weight class? It's like 50/50 odds
I could take her, but only because she'd be insanely aroused by me and unwilling to hurt me