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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could.
    Because I believe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this
      simply will it into existence. if you fail its because you didn't believe/will hard enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol theyd just roll downhill at it. Poor lion never stood a chance.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, how is the lion gonna punch me when he doesn't have hands?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this.
      >fist fight
      Lion can't punch so he has to sit there and take it until he quits. Thems the rules.
      >any other fight
      You're fricked.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lion does not have hands and cannot make a fist. Therefore it loses any fistfight by default. Checkmate atheists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to say the same thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd break your hands and wrists punching a lion, you fricking moron. They're built different. They fight bison and other lions for fricks sake and you think you can hurt one with your fragile human hands that are built for fine motor skills?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bison
        Do they really anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Buffalo. Bison is the word for north american buffalo. There aren't any north american buffalo in Africa.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        punch him in the eye and penis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You'd break your hands and wrists punching a lion
        I wouldn't cuz I don't have soft sóy hands like you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Show it to us

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put it this way - all a lion could do is bite and swipe. Ever heard of dodging? I can bite and swipe as well as punch, kick, headbutt, choke, break limbs, gouge, stomp. It probably wouldn't be close

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *swipes left on you*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >*swipes left on you*
        Fricking kek'd and check'd, and, of course... underrated because this website has been raied by newbie normies and mulatto perm'd out dyel zoomers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All I need to do to make you want to KYS is to slick your hair back.

            moronic ass zoomers think they're smart, hiding their busted ass hairlines behind those broccoli perms

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the fact that you're here to say rent free just proves it's not rent free at all and that it's a real problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *swipes right on you*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          omg is that pic real?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fistfight? no. grappling however seems trivial against catlike creatures

      Only hope is to get on its back and strangle it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Thanks for this one anon

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty confident I would beat a lion in a licensed boxing match.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fistfight? no. grappling however seems trivial against catlike creatures

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lion would be too scared to fight me, because it will sense my killing intent.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what percentage of that 8% have had sex. Something tells me all of them have.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *jogs away from this fat frick*
      whoopsie not so strong now mr fatty are we

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think they can run like 15 to 20 mph. They aren't no cheetah but faster than any human in short bursts. Humans only really have four advantages against animals 1 technology 2 team work 3 ability to throw fast moving objects like baseballs 4 long distance running. Humans can long run I think all animals on the planet. Short run we are dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they can run like 15 to 20 mph

          man they're really fast

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Teleports behind it
            "Heh. Nothing personnel fatty."

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >shurgs your bullets off
              Try again, Donny boy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >more long distance running bullshit
          Ever thought about this for 5 minutes?
          Do you think even an Olympic level athlete could out distance a horse?
          Any kind of horse or similar animal for that matter, impalas, zebras, deer, etc.
          This meme that humans slowly ran down every other animal needs to die, it applied to maybe a few different species across the world

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This meme that humans slowly ran down every other animal needs to die,
            Yeah even if humans physically could I cannot think of a more moronic way to hunt.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Why fight bigger animal if I can just track it at walking pace until collapses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >me and my tribe are hungry, we need food right now
                >let's slowly walk after this animal for three days

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person they hunted and kept storage, they didn't just fricking go out and hunt daily when they got hungry

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >kids are hungry again Grug
                >go grab that side of mammoth out of the freezer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine not knowing the original purpose behind smoked/jerked meat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Prehistoric humans didn't know what salt or smoking food was

                moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can concede that humans can outrun lost animals on the planet in certain environments due to our endurance and heat dissipation without believing that persistence hunting was ever an important evolutionary strategy. Both can be true at the same time.
            Also, humans have beaten horses at marathons, though horses win most of the time, and they are the highest tier of long distance running animal in terms of endurance.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >are the highest tier of long distance running animal in terms of endurance

              No, sled dogs are, even more than wild dogs like African ones

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Humans can outrun any animal when you're in Africa and it's very hot cause we can sweat and animals can't and by human I really mean Black folks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                LOL put a sled dog against a human in 30c heat and see who wins

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Conversely, put a sled dog against human in -10c cold.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wait no you can't do that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Humans can make clothes :O

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck long distance running with 5kg of clothes and shoes, plus the wind resistance from all that puffiness.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Conversely, put a sled dog against human in -10c cold.

                why is this an arguement, they weren't even hunted lol.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you think even an Olympic level athlete could out distance a horse?
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon
            we're on the board, at least

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Look up "persistence hunting"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know what it's called dipshit, it's dated science akin to guessing what created earth

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know about the human vs horse marathons

            Modern humans are at best still significantly inferior to our hunter gatherer ancestors. Idk why u morons are so against the idea of persistent hunting, maybe it makes u feel bad for being a fat lard who can't even move yet alone do what he was designed to do.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >why don't we get a band together and spend two days and 10,000 calorie each so we can slowly catch this deer that will give us maybe 40,000 calorie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/708810

                Hunts took about 3-6 hours and deer travel in groups.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This meme that humans slowly ran down every other animal needs to die, it applied to maybe a few different species across the world
            Are you fricking moronic?

            There are still tribes doing this shit TODAY.

            And yes, it applies to animals that:
            >Have four legs, which is over twice as INEFFICIENT than moving with two legs
            >Cannot sweat as much as humans, need to stop and pant to over heat
            >Cannot carry water

            Which is obviously an absurdly large amount of animals.

            Fricking moron. Read a history and biology book.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              imagine being so moronic that the best thing you can come up with is run behind some animal for days

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most horses go 20 miles a day. If a human can do more they can beat most horses. So yes I have thought of it. And as others have said horses are like the biggest competition in long distance running. So regardless humans still have a very top tier skill vs animals on this planet. Guess you can't count aquatics. They are faster underwater, but with mammals humans dominate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of, why do these """"fights"""" always nerf the frick out of humans.
          >Oh you can't use technology because you just can't okay
          Frick you yes I can, humans made that shit fair and square.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man, that's a big boy.

        Put it this way - all a lion could do is bite and swipe. Ever heard of dodging? I can bite and swipe as well as punch, kick, headbutt, choke, break limbs, gouge, stomp. It probably wouldn't be close

        Sure. How about you do a rehearsal with shitbull first and post it here? We need some new material for the shitbull threads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ayoOo craka gibs me dat

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fist fights aren't teeth and claw fights. I would frick a lion up because he couldn't hit me back without breaking the rules.

    This is why polls are dumb. People can interpret questions in some wild, unpredictable ways.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You would break your fist before the lion even felt anything. People don't understand how different the morphology is on animals. Not to mention most people can't even thrown a real punch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >uppercuts you right in the nuts
        what now you stupid cat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I could just wail on his eyes until he goes blind bet you didn't think o that

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't beat a lion in a bare hands fight, but I know people who could. Yuros don't realize that while most americans are dysgenic, some of us are ubermensch. Seven foot 6 inches (225cm), weigh 300 lbs all muscle (like 130kg), and can literally lift cars or bend steel. There are reports of people fricking killing grizzlies with their bare hands.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      also when I say lift cars I don't mean an overhead press I mean like picking it up off the back wheels and moving it over a foot or two with much difficulty, to be clear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Since we're talking about tales of this kind my grandpa was known for OHPing pic rel. Sounded like bullshit to me but I've seen pictures and he was a 6'4 giant in a place where the average height was maybe 5'6 back in his day. He could also crush walnuts between his thumb and index finger.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I need to train grip strength.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There are reports of people fricking killing grizzlies with their bare hands.
      that's all they are though, reports. stories. fables. LIES.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. grizzly coping seething and malding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A total fabrication

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can bend steel and i weigh 140 lbs. I think it's a mental exercise as much as it is physical. Once you overcome the doubt the steel just softens in your hands. Idk how else to describe it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I'm reading is that 92% are pussy ass chickens for all I know

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TEST YOUR MIGHT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that giant drop with eagle
      don't know why this made me laugh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A true american would never hurt an eagle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn us bros, 24% of your men can't fight a frickin rat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would be extremely antisemitic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You look like a big guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >king cobra
      >23%
      You have a 0% chance of surviving a bite from a cobra without being within a few minutes of a hospital

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *tie the cobra*
        game over tube homie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *spits venom at you*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            CGI

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            venmon doens't do anything unless it enters your blood (idiot)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they aim at your eyes dumbass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can still win the fight if you kill it before passing out and dying yourself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a win that's a tie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's a win if he dies first.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That would depend on the referee.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so don't get bit? Fricking moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind the lion, 8% of people think they can beat a fricking elephant unarmed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sticks two fingers in its trunk
        >elephant cant breathe and passes out

        Oh gee that was hard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you have bested me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >trunk pops out
            god i fricking hate elephants, why cant i have a massive trunk that is basically a 5th appendage that i can also use as a snorkel

            it aint fair bros

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              imagine all the sniffs that you can do on a daily basis.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's just trapped gasses created by it's decaying body.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >elephant is a mouth breather

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >elephants dont have mouths that they can breathe out of

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got the "I could beat an elephant in a fight" copypasta? The one where he dark souls's the elephant by staying behind it and avoiding its back kicks?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elephants lose to mice, what makes you think a human elephant rider cant beat it. It's a mental game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      move the chimp to above wolf
      kangaroo/wolf is where I'd top out, I think. I don't have a sense of scale for how big wolves are but I've seen c**ts mog roos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Roos are tough but they kind of give you a fair idea of where and how to stand with their treat pose. Wolves are quadrupeds and will attempt to knock you down and go for the jugular. They're not as moronic when it comes to fighting and killing. They're predators after all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >crocodile species not listed
        ??
        Anyways. An adult male beats all of these except elephant lion bear chimp and rilla

        Chimp is way easier to beat than a wolf. They're shit at doing fatal damage, they're strength is beyond overrated, and they're small. The reason you see mauling stories but not dying stories of fricking elderly women getting attacked by gangs of chimps is because they have no lethality and their only way of hunting is grabbing shit and drawing and quartering and eating it alive.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wolves have one weapon
          Chimps have 5
          Those frickers can sink their teeth and jerk you back with 4 extremities ripping off whatever is in his mouth. Not to mention they have a tendency to pull your balls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So what.
            Chimps are small and can be manhandled, and wolves actually know how to kill. Apes are far weaker in physicality and mindset than actual predatory carnivores. Gorillas get killed by leopards, monkeys get killed by tiny ferrets.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A Human beats a similar percentile chimp 90% of the time, Chimps cant kick, chimps cant punch, are weaker and the size of a dwarf.
              Theres this moronic view that Humans are some weak animal and could fight of anything, mainly perpetuated by animal loving betas and women.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chimps are all muscle. They are very strong.
                >chinp gives man a lift.gif

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pound for pound they're not much stronger than humans. Absolute strength they're much weaker.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chimps are stronger pound for pound because they are perma 0% body fat, but in raw strength, humans are going to be stronger because we on average weigh more.
                Also, strength is only useful if you can transfer that to an attack all chimps can do is swipe and awkwardly pound (and bite ofc) which are very inefficient compared to punching and kicking

                I'd legit want your dumb asses to fight a chimp now. You'd deserve the outcome for being this moronic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chimps are stronger pound for pound because they are perma 0% body fat, but in raw strength, humans are going to be stronger because we on average weigh more.
                Also, strength is only useful if you can transfer that to an attack all chimps can do is swipe and awkwardly pound (and bite ofc) which are very inefficient compared to punching and kicking

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >grabs your arm
                >cracks your forearm bone with straight up grip strength
                >rips your shoulder out of socket
                You are moronic if you think you stand a chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking moronic if that's the best response you could come come with, reasons addressed previously.

                [...]
                I'd legit want your dumb asses to fight a chimp now. You'd deserve the outcome for being this moronic.

                I wish I could, I would destroy it and eat its ball sack.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Chimps cant kick, chimps cant punch
                neither can the vast majority human anon. not well, anyways.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don’t need to do it well, fight a chimp is like fighting a dwarf with downsyndrome, most people could do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remove 7 percentage points from each and you get the actual answers and filter out people who just answered yes to everything because it'd be funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >24% of men do not believe they could beat a rat in a fight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you vs
        >your weight in rats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      okay so have we figured out why women are more confident fighting lions than men yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        those kids grew up to drink lots of vodka id imagine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >crocodile species not listed
      ??
      Anyways. An adult male beats all of these except elephant lion bear chimp and rilla

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        species not listed
        I assume probably either a nile or saltie, neither of which a human can take on in the water. If it’s on land then maybe, but you’d still get fricked up. In water, game over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >if it's on land maybe
          yeah, nah

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I would sneak up on him from behind, then quickly jump on his back, WHIP my arm under his neck, and then choke him out like this. gg no re.

            if i get the grizzly in a choke it's over for him.

            also this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if i get the grizzly in a choke it's over for him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They probably don't realize how different fighting bare handed, without clothing nor weapons is compared to the opposite. I am sure most able bodied men with a knive and winter attire could easily beat every animal up to the gorilla. At that point the difference in strength is just too great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >25% of men don't believe they could defeat a fricking rat

      its so over for them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, you gotta catch it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the only real question there is if you can beat a chimpanzee on a naked fist fight, the rest is pretty much unrealistic fights. a goose imagine that.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah...if it enters my guard...I'm pretty much thinking it's done for

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >women more confident fighting elephants than men

    What do they know that we dont bros?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are all dumb fricktards

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Americans actually moronic? I thought them being stupid was just a meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only 8% of them. 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They can't even point to Canada on a map, of course they're moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >believing shitty fake tiktoks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Are Americans actually moronic?
      No more than any other country, but we have a shitty education system and high levels of home 'schooling'.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. pretentious. and home schooling is based.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. never been homeschooled
          i was isolated for 8 years of my life because i was homeschooled, but you, some moronic city slicker Black person that saw his favorite neocon politician tweet about how based homeschooling is because of some trannies in public school, definitely know better than I.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that webm where a man sticks his finger through the bars of a lions den and the lion bits his finger?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        subhuman frick I hope he gets killed by a lion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you look at the beginning at the video you can see this guy only has 3.5 fingers left. Meaning this shit has probably happened at least twice before....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        slowest reflexes in the world,also fricking moronic for fricking around with an agitated lion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The tendon being pullet with the finger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the tendon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          exists no more brudda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, I'm not even gonna save this one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >elephant gores a man to death
          >leaves
          >another man starts throwing rocks at it
          Superpower 2020

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if he achieved a 4 pl bench press he could have prevented this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cameraman putting his watermark over footage of people being mauled
          kek. gotta respect the jeet hustle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lion's got AIDS now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude's tough for trying to pull what's left of his hand free rather than screaming and flailing hysterically. Not very bright, but tough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wurrlll starrrrr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats the right move after your finger is bitten by a lion? ofcourse, the finger is done for, but how do you make sure it doesn't pull out the entire tendon with it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think that video is the best you can hope for after your finger is bitten by a lion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What would actually have happened if he didn't try to pull free? The lion would wander off with his hand in his mouth, turning the black into meat cubes? No but seriously, would he just be pressed in the fence while the lion munches on his hand a couple meters wandered off? I guess the lion would have let go if he didn't struggle after a minute.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cats tend to like getting all their limbs involved when they bite

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think its possible.I just get so fricking angry sometimes I fly into a rage and lose myself, this boosts my strength. The lion just have his animal instincts while I have this extra surge of power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! FRICK YOU LION!!!! RAAAAAA!!
      >gets slapped with a clawed paw, all rage is now leaking onto the ground in the form of blood, piss, and shit
      >dies

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd maybe get a kick in it's face before being mauled to death

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    question is about fistfight, lions don't have fists or even thumbs so easy win for many men, the only enemy is fear
    there are many cases where human was attackes by a shark or by a bearm simple jab to the nose made these animals shake in fear and flee. Provided that the lion's mouth is secured with a muzzle and the lion ain't female with baby lions it is absolutely possible to win

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much preparation time do I get?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5min warmup and a pre workout of your choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gtfo here batman

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. But I could with a sharp rock attached to a stick.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how many tranq darts is in the lion.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a over 3 plate bench presser, I am quite sure my pressing strength makes sure any punches to the head would get him confused. So I would keep my distance and only go for the blow when I know he can't get me (as I know it would be deadly). Once I got one or two hits, I would take the opportunity to do a deadlift choke hold (I mean, locking his neck with my arm and performing a deadlift with the purpose of taking his base off, so he would be helpless). A few seconds of no blood flow to be brain and he would be a goner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he would lazily swipe you with his clawed paw, skinning you alive. benchBlack folk are delusional, all the exercise chemicals have gone straight to their brain and they think that they're invincible

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In a fistfight?
    Yes.
    Lions don't have fists.
    Teeth and claws are cheating.
    I win by technicality.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Duh lions dont have fists i have the adfvantage

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, lions physically can't fistfight, so they're correct. No clawing or biting allowed, just a good clean fight, good luck kitty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >realising that 53 posters before me all made the same joke
      whelp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lion mauls you to death
      >TKO victory for human

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's cheating, I'll still have the moral victory.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes they would win the fight by default of having the ability to throw a punch,but the lion would maul them to death immediately after,NOT using anything close to what resembles a fist,therefore you win the fist fight by default.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You dipshits need to read Death in the Long Grass

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes easily. Fist frick it's throat with my arm and choke it to death.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cant but id hype myself that i can and would try its a pretty cool way to go out.

    My grandpa died in a shootout with 6 guys and is arguably the coolest dude in my family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Military, police or some criminal situation? That's both a very grim, but also cool way to go out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just at the end of ww2 he aided on a ambush on some robbers/looters that failed so they came to kill him,at first they wanted to kill him with bombs and threw one at the front of the stable he was in, he hated bombs and didint want to die to one so he rushed out shooting everywhere and got killed standing.

        We dont know much else as the new government just executed them no trial.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another reddit tier animal worship thread
    I'm built different. Simple as

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lion killing technique is a thing historically, a human has very likely actually wrestled against a lion and won before in the colosseum.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude you are all HECKIN wrong. You can't beat a feckin heckin flufferino simba because THE FRICKING SCIENCE says YOU CANT. DONT FRICKING EVEN TRY. JUST ROLL OVER IF YOU SEE A LIO-AAAAAAAACK NO WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING moronic CHUD HES GOING TO DEVOUR YOU ALIV- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FRICK DONT JUMP INTO THE CAGE NO YOU SICK BASTARD DONT BASH HIS SKULL OPEN WITH A CLUB NO WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIING OH MY SCIENCE THIS CANT BE HAPPENING WHAT THE FRICK AM I GOING TO TELL BILL AND MELINDA? NOOOOOO DONT WEAR THE HECKIN PELT ON YOUR HEAD YOU ARE NOT HERCULES HERCULES ISNT REA-AAAAAAAAACK

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can a lion beat a mountain? no.
    Matthew 17:20

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No way... He is a cat and fast as frick

    He you bite your hands that get you by the throat

    I passed out by suffocation once (dont ask me why)

    You just fade.. you turn off

    The is a carnivor predator selected by nature and endured even when conditions are very much deflected from what it should be

    We are monkeys that see reptilians shapes when we eat magic mushroons and start to become scared and alert
    We are prey and it is even coded inside us

    We cant beat a lone lion if he is healty and hungry without a group of others monkeys like us

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO LIONBROS
    I TOLD AI TO SHOW ME WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A LION FOUGHT A BOXER AND THIS IS WHAT IT GAVE ME

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can just throw rocks and sticks at it. Assuming you start from a decently long distance and it's a semi dense environment like a forest with places to hide or climb and shit to pick up, then the average fit man could probably win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      except no you can't because then you're using weapons and it's no longer a fistfight or w/e. that said you'd think it'd be hard as frick to hit a lion with meaningful force outside of its lunging range if it's already running at you. Surely at longer ranges a moving lion will just dodge, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weapons assume you bring a premade tool to the fight. Using rocks and sticks is just using the environment to your advantage, no different from climbing a tree or throwing sand in the lion's eyes or hiding in a hole etc. In an open field the lion would win but in a dense environment like a forest it could be 50/50

        How do you think homosexual sapiens defeated their predators?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A weapon in the scenario of a fistfight is using anything but your own body to attack. Yes that even includes throwing sand. Climbing a tree is fine imo, just don't rip it out of the fricking ground and swing it like a club.
          >How do you think homosexual sapiens defeated their predators?
          I agree with your implication, but the poll is asking about a fistfight not if people could win a fight using sticks spears and rocks like our ancestors did.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only human who can a lion with his bare hands is contest peaked Brian Shaw on PCP. And he will probably die in the process.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmao bro just shut the frick up. Just because you're a little b***h that is afraid of cats doesnt mean a normal 6'3 male is going to die fighting a grown pussy. have a nice day.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah easily.
    Lions are huge pussies.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We could because lions don't have fists.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Yin Yang fish (Chinese: 陰陽魚, 糖醋活魚, 呼叫魚; also called dead-and-alive fish) is a dish where a live, scaled fish (usually carp) with its head wrapped in ice cubes is oil-fried whole. The fish is then covered in sauce and served on a plate where its head continues to twitch even after its body has been cooked (likely due to remnant electrical impulses after death).[1][2][3][4]
    >It was invented by a Taiwanese whose restaurant in Chiayi, Taiwan sparked outrage when it began serving the dish in 2007, with a city official and members of the public criticizing the cruelty of the dish.[5] Following public outcry, the dish was subsequently removed from the menu and banned in Taiwan.[6][1] A video of a dish in 2009 was condemned by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals calling a video showcasing it "disgusting".[7] In 2021 the dish had been adopted in mainland China.[1]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really do not like this. I'm glad taiwanese people shit all over the dish tho
      >In 2021 the dish had been adopted in mainland China.
      kek of course.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >...In 2021 the dish had been adopted in mainland China.[1]
      pottery

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bear outsmarted

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know your feel brother.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lions don't have fists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nappy hair

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      women, amirite fellas?

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like how they walk in all nonchalant and scurry away like they've done something wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought women were the Black folk of gender, not seagulls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is he ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nothing has ever survived a kick from a horse so i'm gonna go with no.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick around and find out.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO YOU CANT JUST TAKE A TRIP TO AFRICA TO SHOOT LIONS
      >THEYRE HECKIN PEACEFUL CATERINOS
      >HAKUNA MATTATA NOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can we be serious for one second. This must be the very worst way to go out. Mother watching child get eaten alive. Child watching mother eaten alive.
      Motherhood is the central bond upon which our mammalian lineage is founded.
      It seems wrong on a level transcending ordinary violent death. This is spiritually wrong.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me
      >I'm the rhino now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FRICK

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Revolt against the modern world.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RULES OF NATURE

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    Anonymous
  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the funnier thing is 8% of people also believed they could beat an elephant

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >im de captain now

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If we've agreed to a fist fight and the lion bites me, then he is disqualified for not following the rules of engagement and I win on a technicality. gg too ez. I'm smarter than lions, so we gotta use our intellect to overcome their strength advantage.

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    Anonymous
  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only way is to mentally/spiritually dominate them into obedience. Otherwise, they will shred just about any human. There is a story of a guy in India. A really buff monk that would wander through the jungles punching tigers in the face as part of his spiritual practice. The face punch would immediately humble and scare the attacking tiger. He was the kind of guy that could punch through bricks. Not a lot of people like that. Certainly not 8% of the population

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this is somewhat true,a loose pitbull sprinted towards me and fricked off because I stopped walking,stood still and just stared at it,it calmed down and walked away,just told myself it would do no good if I freaked out in that situation.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the lions and elephants. Could you beat a T-rex in a fight?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I probably could. It really just depends on the speed and technique. Imagine Bruce Lee -- he couldn't take many hits from a heavyweight champion, but he could definitely one or two hit KO them with a good kung-fu move.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine Bruce Lee -- he couldn't take many hits from a heavyweight champion, but he could definitely one or two hit KO them with a good kung-fu move.
      heh

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the boar. these animals are built like small tanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These frickers scare me more in Europe than bears, wolves, pumas, vipers, witches and "economic immigrants".
      They sliced open my friends leg so bad he needed to go to the ER.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick, seriously? I some some article posted on here a while back where an eastern yuro got lost while hunting and survived for days by drinking rainwater from his shoe, would hide from these little boar things, etc. I thought the hiding from the little boar things was just him being a goober or something.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, seriously. They ran him down. He didn't have time to ready his bow. They ran him through with their tusks and sliced up his leg real bad. He went to the ER and got like a dozen stitches. He didn't see any babies. I thought it might explain why they behaved so aggresively. But anyway, after seeing vipers, pumas, wolves and economic immigrants in the wild.. Boars and islamists scare me the most.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In the US you can rent a helicopter and gun them down from the sky.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get a gun, euro.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I want to. It just takes forever to get one. You have to jump through so many hoops. My family, friends and employer have to vouch for me. I am in the process. All I have now is an excalibur crossbow, a barnett compound bow, a ksb traditional bow, pepper spray and hunting knives.

          I am so, so, so jealous of your freedom you have in the USA. Never! Never give it up! Fight any change to your freedom!

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      extremely based, but low test loser beta males that were bullied in school will hate on the husky for being aggressive, dominant and more of a man than these homosexuals will ever be in their entire lives

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >low test loser beta males that were bullied in school will hate on the husky
        Common dude, no reason to get angry at the husky, it's just a dog.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are these?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For any creature, regardless of size or strength, just damage them in their eyes and you win.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell there is literally no complex thought inside that cassowarys brain. im glad we dont have terror birds on earth anymore

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cassowarys dont exist anymore dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what aussies have to tell themselves so they can sleep at night

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    I could.
    Lions don’t have fists.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love threads like this,you can't really tell who's just fricking around and who's being serious.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have dog
      >13 years old
      >tfw knowing she has maybe a year if two left in her

      Hey Christians if God is real. Then why don't dogs live much longer

      Atheists:1,305,506,612 Christians: 0

      :'^(

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      even bears are more of a good citizen than Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      guess it must have been through there before, saw the cone upright, and then remembered it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or they observed humans picking up the cone before.
        Because he picked it up and then kept walking does imply that he wasn't just playing. It's either what you said or what I said.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The duality of African fauna

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf am I looking at

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno.
        What are you looking at?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the duality of animal and man.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some workers were striking over having to clean up the trash or something, it was a protest. Trash being on the ground was literally a part of the protest. So it's just the typical "pick up this trash" bullying, but obviously the way trash is being picked up is a part of the protest.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that gives the video some context now.I first saw it some months ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        theyre playing half life 2 in real life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god white people are so pathetic, why even bother at this point? why stick around picking shit up when these Black folk are just going to throw it out again? what does this homosexual think he is going to achieve? you can bet his pasty ass is thinking of all the hecking updoots he's going to get on reddit for his "good" behavior. what a fricking tool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this,leave those things to their own devices,they clearly dont want any help in anything since they're obviously so smart and capable of impulse control,long term planning and focus on a massive scale kek!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's pretty obviously disabled
        well obvious to those of us who are not

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    >Yeah i could totally beat an elephant, just gotta wrestle the trunk and go for the eyes and he'll-ACK

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's entirely too small a cage for a marten or fisher.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's because 90% of Americans don't know how big a lion actually is. They probably think it's a little bigger than a Saint Bernard or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tigers are the ones that really surprise people with their size. or at least thei size surprised me. I probably spent a majority of my life thinking they were smaller than lions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brown bears also surprised me

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just attack at night

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got attacted by a mountian lion once but before i punched him in the chin and knocked him out in mid air
    So i would say yes, it's all about getting the knock out punch before he pounces on you

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that one guy kill a lion by ripping out it's tongue? They have barbs all over their tongues so you'd get a pretty damn good grip.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looking this up it says an injured leopard. Not a lion.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I challenge it to a fist fight. Then I pull out my gun and punch the lion with my bullet.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair, yes. having a mane will only slow him down.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The question isn't "could I?" It's "how many?"
    >flexes 'cep

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