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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me ? Not , but there is lurking anon here who will not satisfy himself by beating it but even go farther as fricking this thing afterwards.... be careful mr lion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Return to your English class and apply yourself anon. Verification not required

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sugar freesen

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel bad for him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the end of the successful male life cycle

      even the Chaddest lion gets chased out by a young gun and starves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he should have died in a fight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to live forever, bros. I don't want to grow old and feeble.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's fine /fast/ told me you don't lose muscle

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80% of all born lion males don't make it into adult hood.
    He had a good run.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron chad lion with 3 Black person prostitute lions attacks his own brother its actually so brutal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder scar was pissed

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    life is so cruel it wraps around to being hilarious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GOD
      >DAMMIT

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    natty limit

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Basically the largest animal a fit adult male could reliably defeat in a fight would be something like a bobcat or lynx. You could be too much of a fight to be worth another predator's time or trouble, but that would not be a defeat. People consistently overestimate who they could beat in a hand to hand battle.
    Now adding levers like clubs or other weapons, or throwing rocks and spears, changes the dynamic, but none of us are Masai warriors here .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You meant the largest land mammal predator, right? Even then i think the medium sized canines would be easier to actually fight than felines. I think its easier to restrict biting than clawing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve knocked out bears before.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah im pretty sure people just dont live where lions are for the most part.

      Afaik tigers are more solo hunters so its reasonable to think someone good with a spear and heavy might be able to win, full sprint would be sketchy but itll not know what to do when it gets a spear to the chest or arm or something. Polar bears are thr biggest and im quite sure living there is modern.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well no actually im wromg because the collosseum had lions, how the frick do you catch a lion?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well anon what you would do is you get a slave amd lather him in honey or something and just poke him with a spear when he stops wandering towards where thr lions are, then you get smaller spears more like a javelin with the small pointy thing and use the aquaman gladiator net thing thats where the trident and the net character comes from.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how the frick do you catch a lion?
          Same way you catch a house cat, you set up a cage with some meat, and when the dumb fricker comes for his "free" meal it slams the cage shut and then you drag the cage to the vet/coliseum and voila.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats a good one and is probably better than my example. But where else did the trident and net come from if not the way they got lions before the cage and meat?

            Never heard of rhinos cheetahs etc so im thinkimg it was horse spear and net, otherwise wed have had rhino battles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could send a fricking 15-25 kg cat flying into the fricking wall and kill it instantly with a single kick. Get the frick out of here lmao
      People have choked 100 kg cougars to death before with their bare hands.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm tired of people talking about how weak humans are in comparison to animals,I guess it's just that way to them since there's nothing but numales in their lives who could be overpowered by a city rat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah their mouths are small, an adult lion is like 300+lbs and idk 600+lbs of bite force.

        Your need a fricking stick big enough to impale someone or so just to keep it off you. Amd again lions hunt in groups so good luck. That being said i put a beefed up tiger over a beefed up lion any day.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a sledgehammer?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks scrawny as frick
    I MOG the gay ass little tiger to death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a cheetah, dumb frick.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I would listen to what he has to say. And that's what no one did.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no,just imagine how desperately he would fight you out of complete and total desperation,it would be such an unbelievable onslaught of violence you would be begging God to take you away from this earth immediately. I cant begin to describe how aggressively a lion would brutalize a man in that condition. Your fighting spirit,emboldened by bearing witness to the retched physical condition of that lion,would be immediately broken once you discover the absurd level of violence such a creature would be capable of in desperation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H-hey man, I'm pretty tough myself. Bet I could teach that big jerk a thing or two!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. I'm not even gonna joke with you about this. Just the thought of having to fight one of those in that condition runs my blood cold.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    I would feed him some lean meat (not mine)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starving animals are the most dangerous

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to catch a lion to bring back gladiatorial games deserves its own thread. They could do this in israel with palestinians and then racists would respect them.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will let him kill me and eat me for nutrients. I feel sorry for the grand lion

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes if befriending him counts as a victory condition

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His butthole is mine.

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