Could you beat him in a fight? he's only 5'11 and benches only 2pl8

Could you beat him in a fight? he's only 5'11 and benches only 2pl8

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope, and neither could anyone on this website. Anyone who says otherwise is lying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread/

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, i do MMA.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does jiu jitsu you know. Are you even any good? Have you ever fought? What is your record if you have?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He does jiu jitsu you know
        sauce

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks mma fighters wins fights against boxers in the street.

      Believe me good punchers don't give time to mma fighters to do their monkey tricks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a boxer and a mma fighter, with similar weight and ability (let’s say top ranked professional in their respected sport), have a one on one street fight the mma fighter will win 95% of the time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he'd literally bite your ear off if you tried to pull one of your love grabs on him

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no man,, I am mexican boxers and mma fights are pretty normal here, boxers always win unless the mma fighter have pretty good boxing fundamentals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            in boxing of course, in mma ruleset or no rules mma wins. Picrel is literally the worst boxer I've ever seen in my life but dominated in his prime and could grapple fuck and GnP any box fag.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they literally dont give them a time to get close boxing fundamentals make really difficult for mma moves to work. Of course it could happen that if the boxer gets grapped its over but in a 1 vs 1 both ready to fight with no sucker moves the boxer wins.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >posting the guy who took the fastest L in history
              Looooool im crying

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being (You) and thinking you have something on him

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Gets all his info about ufc from youtube shorts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being (You) and thinking you have something on him

                >coping mmalets start seething immediately
                Get knee'd lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          agreed but only if the mma fighter is striking based. still nobody that isnt a pro could fuck up mike

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes obviously some Joe blow purple belt with half a year of mcdojo striking would get their orbital smashed in by Tyson or any professional boxer, but let’s not pretend that top level boxers stand a chance against top level mma fighters.
            Also pic rel was the most ferocious striker of all time in all combat sports.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Top level MMA fighters have literally been getting their skulls bashed in by YouTubers. Do you want the truth? In a real street fight, whoever gets hit first loses. It has nothing to do with your ability to grapple

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kicks your knee inwards
        WOAHHH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happen to james toney when he tried mma?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At that point in Toney's life and career the cheeseburgers had taken their toll. If you're talking about a prime mid-1980's Toney, I bet he could hold his own.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tickle fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      id tickle his pickle if you know what i mean

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    id prefer to keep my ear if thats alright

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do so many shrugs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems that he was very indecisive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >big traps & neck
        To resist punches. A bull can flip a car with it's neck, no way you're knocking out a bull.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A bull can flip a car with it's neck
          Damn. Never thought they were so powerful.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i could beat him off no problem

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, if he has to wear those gloves there’s no way he’s getting higher than a 100 and on a good day I score about 150.

    Oh, you said in a fight? Sorry, I thought you said bowling.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah but his first wife gave me extreme boners when she was on the fresh prince

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ughhh come on,dude seriously?Does she have a perfect ass or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah but ur mom does

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >benches only 2pl8
    citation needed

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He benches 2pl8 but can outrun you, outspeed you, has more endurance than you.
    Powersisters...

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10"*

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's only 5'11
    I thought he was way shorter than that?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing rules? No
    Street fight rules? Absolutely. He doesn't know how to defend himself from takedowns and kicks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has been in plenty of street fight in his life and pummeled everyone
      Moment you try your gay takedowns you'll eat a hook and that's a fact

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been in more streetfights than you ever have, you colossal gays. He literally talks about kicking people in the head in his book.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, he actually got jumped by this dude who really hated him and tyson beat the shit out of him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he knows martial art X so he doesn't know about anything beyond that
      Why do so many retards think this way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would love to see anon getting beat into a pulp and getting knocked out cold after acting so confident

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek do MMAnlets really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mma fags are delusional

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets jumped by the leader of the Crips
      >beats the fucker in under 30 seconds
      Yep Tyson has never been in a street fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      like you could even get close to him lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be in prision

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go for a takedown
      >get punched in the back of the head
      >die

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, he mogged way taller boxers than him

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be lucky to last 3 minutes without losing my leg movement permanently

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson is 5'10

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm close to 6'3. Height and reach are basically everything. It might be close but I think I have the edge (if not under a strict boxing rule set).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would hook you once in the body and you would fold like a deck of cards. He used to body tall guys who could actually fight unlike you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCK. THIS FUCKING GUY.

        That was a good laugh anon. Stating that reach is a benefit against the man that was notorious for laying out cunts way taller than him, his entire style was dedicated to opening up on lanklets as they try to establish distance with jabs, you would be absolutely evicerated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Close to 6'3
        So you're 6'2? Maybe stop Larping about being the ideal height and come to terms with your incessant gayry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He completely anhilated world class boxers who were like 6'5, you don't stand a chance

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes if by fight you mean he's asleep and i have a gun.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know he's a worldclass fighter but what if we got somebody whos incredibly racist?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. there's almost no one on this board that could. you would need to be All-American wrestler tier. He knocked out people that were ~6'4 240-250lbs many times in his career.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know BJ, so probably, I fight like Eddie Brock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you gonna suck his dick?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an honorable tactic.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I ever get into a fistfight as a grown man? I'm not a fucking child on the playground.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the zookeeper didn't let him in my cage

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he was extremely drunk and pumped full of sleeping tranquilizer while seconds away from passing out yes. Otherwise a proper sucker punch to the jugular is my only chance.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd kill you before you even realize what's happening.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mummy signed me up for wrestling in high school.
    How good is he at wrestling? I'm way bigger than him so I've got a chance unless he can wrestle too.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a human version of a pitbull.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The neckpill
    Take it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exersices do you recommend? Also to align your head with your torso.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep your head in the air while benching and doing bench exercises. That's it.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always of the opinion to believe I will win everyfight I fight but being realistic probably not. I'd love to spar with him though

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyson was 5'9" - 5'10"

    Video for any chud that thinks they could beat him:

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he' 5'10 actually and yeah I'd beat him up in his prime as I'm brazilian and do jiu jitsu (UFC rules tho, not that PRIME bullshit where they can stomp us)

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was an absolute genetic freak of nature (190ish pounds of muscle at 13 years old) , youngest heavyweight champion ever.

    in another era he'd be a conqueror with a huge concubine.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell the fuck no, but would still give almost anything for the chance to.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pro league athlete whose ground breaking
    amateur MMAfag:
    >yeah I can take him
    >he’s prob never dealt with kicks and grapples even though he spent decades of his life learning fighting
    >he won’t have a clue about other forms of fighting
    If you’re under 6’ 4” and 250lbs you’re getting your ass kicked.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'11" is GOAT fighter height.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a boxer who could defeat prime Tyson?
    I think even fury would have trouble with prime Tyson.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.sportscasting.com/muhammad-ali-nearly-lost-his-leg-after-his-fight-with-wwe-hall-of-famer-antonio-inoki/
    Muhammad Ali literally almost died from kicks.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that there has been plenty of fighters from other combat sports that have become world champions at boxing but not a single boxing champion ever has become champ in other combat sport.

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